Mongrel

@mongrel.bsky.social

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Easily confused. Usually wrong. Unlicensed, back-alley shitpoaster. Board-certified Reply Guy (sorry). Avanti!

Put one o' dem beefy arms back on dat planemathingmajig.
Vyvyan Basterd's usual fashion choices involved a battle vest with Very Metal on the back.
Joven's Ferrets
The accidentally serendipitous convergence of two languages: Yeaaahhhh boyeeee!!!
Another 'The Skeptic'.
numbers are funny hehuehueheuhe
White House Grade™ foundation repairs.
We're all Mamdani, I guess.
The device which killed squid Sinzo Abe in the Splatoon universe.
Another damn Girondin.
OH FFS
witchcraft!
Budanov IS smiling.
World map by Dutch cartographer Hondio Henricus, circa 1633.
Heretofore unknown classical Greek contributions to survivorship bias statistics research.
Rat-a-tat-tat, this dame's got a Tommy Gun!
Never mind that horseshit, here comes MONGO!
Mr. Bones Wild Ride neverrrrr enddddsss
The cat knows that it wants.
The "Oh you know the ones" meme.
two guys one cellphone
Flag of the New California Republic - two heads is better than one!
Oktoooberfeeest! (Better version)
MTG card "Reparations": “Sorry I burned down your village. Here’s some gold.”
But I'm talkin' bout Taft! Then we can dig it.
Fuck, I could watch Russian refineries burn to the ground all day, I don't give a fuck about your economy.
The Decemberists Her Majesty
Oldey-timey political cartoon accurately depicting typical cop accuracy.
Elwood Blues tells Jake Blues "My god, it's full of cop."
A large oil slick burning on the surface of the Gulf of Mexico. You probably shouldn't breathe that in.
stupid sexy fishnet mangoes
A truck with the hugest of asses. Nine axles of truck ass (and a little trailer for the ass with three more axles of truck ass). Might fit one OG xbox if you're very careful.
KC Green knows exactly how bad Horny Three Stooges fanfic recited in a writing class would go.
Prime Minister Mark Carney holds up another Tory trophy kill. She seems happy as well - hey I'd be happy too if I was trading Pee Pee as my boss for Carney!
The big floating stone head from Zardoz wants you to know that the gun is good and the penis is bad.