monocyte

@mono.wetdry.world

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a watch dangling from a strap attached to some healthcare workers scrubs directly
casio w217h on my wrist
image of two moka pots, one turquoise and one made from shiny metal on a wooden desk
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vengeful by v.e. schwab
the nine pill meme format but instead of actually explaining each one it just says "you can only pick"
"i get my news from the only reliable source, cryptic symbolism in my dreams" there is a weird guy that has a sun for a head and he is dressed in a yellow coat thing, he looks like he came straight from a dream
old windows styled window titled "fish: find your true self" there is a photo of a fish and under it reads: question 5/50: "I have fond memories of being a fish." yes / no / possibly at the bottom of the window there is a loading bar called fishy-o-meter
wikipedia style page that describes shrimp syndrome. "instead of brain there is a shrimps" image attached contains a diagram of a head with shrimps inside
cat whose belly is very full with beer and peanuts
a flyer pinned on a board that says: FREE NUMBERS Cut Your Own The numbers may add up to correct numbers on math tests. They could be gate codes to secured areas. There may be a phone number that could lead to true love. The numbers below have been generously donated by The Gypsum Foundation. Please proceed with caution. (below are just a lot of numbers, some cut out. there is also a scissor hanging from the flyer by a rope)
sparaxis kusudama (really cool spikey ball of paper) on a wooden table
tweet saying: i saw this diagram in a dream and felt a need to introduce it to the waking world the diagram attached below contains: a snake labeled no legs, no house a snail labeled house, no legs a lizard labeled legs, no house and a turtle labeled legs and house
Better call Saul logo but with fish instead of Saul's head in legal trouble? "better call fish!' FISH ATTORNY AT LAW (420) 695-5959 call FISH now! NOT TOLL FREE SE HABLA ESPANOL
captcha edited to say: "select all squares with ascendant beings, click verify when there are none left" below are 9 weird images first is a weird black and white abomination second is an illustration of two Tasmanian wolves third is a weird portrait of a faceless being fourth is a portrait of some historical figure fifth is some sort of little statue of a winged human like thing sixth is like a historical illustration of a party but there is an human sized owl in the picture as well seventh is an illustration of an old lady eighth is a head of something otherworldly, it has jagged teeth, huge bulging eyes and overall not pleasant to look at ninth is some sort of Egyptian hieroglyphs but it seems like it's depicting something coming down from the sky
the TRUTH behind the transgender flag crystal blue meth for the blue colour Jesse PINKman for the pink and Walter White for the white
cut all the strings with people who are holding you back, let that sink in... image of a guy labeled "talented gambler" trying to cut ropes that are tied to him. at the end of ropes there are bunch of people pulling them and they are labeled things like "gambling is bad" "you will never be rich" "stop before you lose" and "you are addicted"
me studying all these man-made horrors so they are no longer beyond my comprehension (picture of an orange kitty looking at a textbook)
music is like music to my ears (picture of a silly little orange cat that is way too close to the camera for comfort)
screenshot of messages dab me up (picture of an emoji face with a golden tooth looking smug with an emoji hand next to it, waiting to be dabbed up) ight (same picture but reversed) my man (two of the same emoji faces are handshaking) (then two of them kiss mid handshake) real
a beaver smoking and drinking with his buddy
I HATE WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME "What are you doing to my car?" l'm stealing your catalytic converter so I can sell it to buy crack. Don't waste my time with such feeble minded questions lt's rude. (picture of Patrick Bateman from american psycho)
a reddit post titled "im . sorr y" with an attached picture of a cat between two cat socks that look identical to it. cat looks confused and innocent
mold pisses me off so much oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food
series of tweets from British milk council: Just been called into the office to be told that British Milk Council are shutting down all social channels. I'm out of a job. Something about misuse of data higher up. Fuck that. I've changed the password and they're not having the account back. JASON LOG OUT OF THIS ACCOUNT NOW OR "'I'LL CONTACT TWITTER SUPPORT. Donna your a fucking pie. Can't even keep your own twitter account secure, never mind customers data. Shitshow of an organisation Bnitish Milk Council uses Windows XP! Jason you're punishing the whole organisation for the mistakes of a few. I wasn't in the meeting but we can sort this out amicably away from Twitter. Check your works email. Too little too late, Donna. THREE YEARS I worked my arse off for British Milk Council. I built the brand from the ground up. The #ManMilk promotion? My idea! YOU DON'T DESERVE MY MAN MILK, DONNA
edited Calvin and Hobbes comic dad comes in to Calvin's room saying: "playing a record? i'll show you something interesting." (dad sits down) Dad: "The two types of games are menus and parkour. All games fall into these two categories. Counter Strike? Menus. Apеx? Parkour." Calvin: "yeah" Dad: "Baulder's Gate? Menus. Minecraft? Parkour Despite jumping around a lot, Destiny 2 is menus." in the next panel Calvin is seen distressed and unable to sleep
fill your home with your children's artwork ✨aesthetically✨ (picture of a kid who is sitting in front of a soulless beige and white painting with geometric patterns? nothing a kid at that age will paint for sure)
looking at my space heater, my air purifier, my humidifier, my anti-depression sun lamp, my enrichment activities, realizing i've just made my bedroom into a large terrarium. i've become the lizard i always wanted to be.
tweet that reads: "Someone has finally combined two of my great pleasures: #dungeonsanddragons and making fun of #NFTs" NON-FUNGIBLE TRIDENT Weapon (trident), artifact (requires attunement) You gain a +3 to attack and damage rolls made with this magic weapon. Whenever you score a critical hit on a creature with this weapon they instantly die. In addition, the Non-Fungible Trident can be used to cast the Wish spell 3 times per day. Curse. You may never actually wield the Trident in a physical sense. You may never touch the Trident, or attune to it at all. Yes, you may have purchased it, and you do own it, however it must stay sealed within the ancient vaults of Tyr'Ygsol. Instead of weilding it, you may carry a fine painting of the trident* and official papers of authentication to confirm that you do technically own the Trident, and show just how special you are. *other creatures can make a convincing copy of this painting with a DC 10 tool check
a white rat using a computer
my moral compass leaving my body when a villain is sexy (picture of a persons soul leaving their body)
4 panel comic first panel has a red truck saying "good luck" to a girl who is laying on the bed second panel (3 hours later) has a doctor saying "your orchiectomy was a success!" to the girl third panel: girl asks "where is my truck?" and doctor replies with "who do you think took your nuts?" fourth panel: the girl is crying and punching the floor yelling "NOOOOO" next to the red truck who is on a hospital bed and has nuts dangling from its bumper
god is speaking directly to me through the slot machines!!! and he is telling me to KEEP GAMBLING!!!
nice argument. however i have already portrayed myself as the copulating green male and you as the rejected pink male. (picture of 5 flies on a leaf, 2 of them are copulating while the others watch. flies are labeled things like "copulating green male" "observing female" and "rejected male")
Not only did the last people to rent this Airbnb leave a whole bottle of vodka, they also left us with this (drawing of a jacked frog with a top hat on a scrabble board it has phrog written on top of it)
no wonder they lost (swastika deconstructed to spell out four L's)
picture of one of those credit cards that you can customise but on it it says: "this is a robbery empty your cash register right now (I'm armed)"
the local anarchist group. up to no good, as usual (picture of kitties hanging near an anarchist sign)
+"just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard" -"Leave the mall santas alone"
"cute little creature being evil or big scary creature being kind" below the text are a while little bunny holding a bloody knife and a black scary looking creature with a little flower in it's hand
snips: today I have consumed 44 tic tacs official tic tac account: They taste better when you share them with friends! ;) snips: I don't have friends
3 girls offering you milk, cigarettes and monster
4 panel comic first panel: windows: "We have a brand new feature called Windows Recall that you might like!" second panel: clueless user: "Oh boy! What does it do?" third panel: windows: "it helps you find anything you've seen on your PC by using clues you give or by letting you scroll through your activity!" user: "wow! how does this tech work?" fourth panel: (a ton of cameras surround the user, the user is visibly distressed and sweating) windows: "our windows AI constantly takes pictures of your screen and saves all those data!"
father pulls his son away from the "mommy's soft submissive boy, roleplay audio" video thumbnail saying "oh hell nah!! not my son!!" father pulls his son towards the "tomboy ends up on top of you after wrestling" video thumbnail saying "oh hell yeah let's go son!"
2 anime characters talking to each other, one is in bed and visibly injured, the other one asks him "so there was a country called Iran, and you were the president?"
me: there's no new posts today my followers (chads): who are you
diagram of a swinging ball, there are two regions on either end. the act of swinging closer to the "I'm based (revelation)" region is labeled with "getting close to a delusion" while swinging closer to "I'm cringe (acceptance)" is labeled "getting close to depression" where the ball swings is labeled with "comfort zone" and where the two meet is "intersection where you become god"