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24 | a bunch of different pronouns | animal real 🏳️‍⚧️ | plural | There's gonna be a Lot of Weird Things here idk, 18+ | for sfw visit @tensilverbands.bsky.social pfp @pigeonmaybe.bsky.social background @keewan.bsky.social

A lanky black dog is affectionately biting a shorter white dog's head. The words "Another one" are over the black dog while the words "The dust" are over the white one. Another one bites The dust.
Pizza box with a design on the front featuring a red brick wall and a window you can see three guys through. The guys are making pizza. It says "hot & delicious" on top, there's an awning that says PIZZA, and the bottom says "made just for you..."
Now with whipping cream instead of half & half
The Creation, with maple vanilla whipped cream
Making slightly thicker pudding with cookie crumbles, half&half, a pudding box, speculoos and "oreo" cookies shown
Aldi Baker's Treat-branded apple pie packaging. It's an apple pie of the size and shape of one you'd get at, say, McDonald's. Advertised as "now with more apples!" as well as being microwavable.
Historic meme, heavy breathing cat
Art of Lumaethel, a six-eyed, four-armed grey tabby cat taur, loafing It was drawn by taldazar.bsky.social
A dark blue Smart Roadster Coupe, with the targa top removed. Side profile that also shows that they're weird and have three lug wheels
Grey tabby with some white around the mouth trying to keep warm
Ironic edgy skeleton meme. The skeleton is wearing a cowboy hat, brass knuckles shaped like skulls, and an open leather jacket. The skeleton is flipping the bird. Top text is "when i DIE and go to HELL" Bottom text is "MY TAPEWORMS BETTER COME WITH ME"
Tanjiro from Demon Slayer wondering what the fuck he just saw
Reference sheet of Other, drawn by keewan.bsky.social
Ice crystals covering the exterior of a dark blue hatchback.
A mostly unused cigarette on the floor in a USPS office. This is of note because they've been a smoke-free work area for a few decades now
The Big Catch: Tacklebox screenshot. View from one of the bigger ruin temples. That moon is fucked up To be specific, it's got some sort of ring around it and is very obviously shattered. May explain the game taking place in a desert.
Mud crab being held by some i think Australian guy
lobter :3
An image of the Elden Ring network test version of the Prophet's Robe, cartwheel on said version replaced with blue check of shame "the rickety cart wheel around the neck warms passers-by not to lend an ear to their meandering sermons." Never before have i seen so many as smart as a cinder block, that i wished to drop a cinder block on, as i have opening twitter and seeing bluecheck replies.
Executioner Smough and Dragonslayer Ornstein
A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #891,899, Luma Gaming ‪@monstaurs.bsky.social‬, joined on Sep 7, 2023"
A frog standing on its rear legs. It has a little froggy ass. It is a caked up frog.
Sleipnir foxcatdog thing
Ancient image. Guy in a blue and white striped polo shirt doing a thumbs up. His head has been edited to also be a hand doing a thumbs up, his face placed onto the spot between the knuckles and PIP joints
Chalkness Monster Gym Chalk. Mascot featuring a snakelike creature's head, long neck, and the most roided up bodybuilder physique. Someone was getting this off of Amazon and I had to see it. Now you do too
A small, young cat with what appears to be a dilute tortoiseshell fur pattern
Cynthia next to Blue, a 2006 Scion xB we grew up riding in and need to refresh the drivetrain of
Cynthia to the right of an old Volvo 240 sedan
1998 Toyota Corsa Cynthia in its new habitat, the back of a post office
A can of Monster Energy Ultra Fantasy Ruby Red™. The can is tricolor, red left/pink center/blue right, those colors being the hues of the ultra red, ultra rosa, and ultra blue cans which this drink tastes like a mixture of.