MonstrousJaffa

@monstrousjaffa.bsky.social

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It turns out I have a tickling fetish. Well, that's something to smile about. Bi cis male in my 50s. Curious. He/Him

A small brown dog sits in the shade of an advertising hoarding on the boundary of a cricket pitch. The grass is white from the heatwave but at the top of the photo you can just see the greens of the square.
I hold a very dusty badge between thumb and forefinger. The badge reads, in multicoloured lettering, "LET'S TIDY UP", although the P is obscured by dust.
A present bags sits on a bed. It has "hello little one" written on it.
A small brown dog lies on a bed with a fan blowing in his face. His fur is blowing with the breeze.
Trent Bridge cricket ground in the evening sun.
A cafe table laden with breakfast buns and coffee.
A small brown dog chases a stick in a tree shaded stream
A small brown dog lies curled up on long grass behind a cow shaped toy.
A photo of me holding a wooden impact toy
A small brown dog stands by a shady brook. I throw a stick in the water which the dog fetches. The dog then stands in the water chewing the stick.
A WhatsApp notification showing 69 unread messages.
A cup of tea sits on a table. The cup says "I'm the youngest child, the rules don't apply to me" To the left of the tea sits a Tunnocks Tea Cake with a bite out of it. The wrapper sits next to it.
A small brown dog wearing a blue harness stands on the gunwale of an inflatable kayak on a smooth river. He looks as if he has spied something. Probably a duck.
A small brown dog lies on a bench between two people. It's head lies on one persons leg.
CMAT on stage at Bearded Theory
A festival tent with blue skies
A screenshot of a Worldle page asking you to guess the name of a country from it's silhouette.
A picture of a map on an information display board, showing the names of farms and fields.
A table in a food market. It has a pint of beer and a glass of wine to one side. In the middle sit a tray of chicken gyoza and chips, and a tray of bondiola and chips.
A pint of beer and a JD and coke on a wooden table in a pub.
A screenshot of an online poll in the gutter rag Daily Mail regarding Britain rejoining the EU.
My left hand holds an off cut of wood flooring approximately 7cm in width and 1.2m in length. A red brick wall is the background.
A white paper towel dispenser on a wall. It has a round window to show the level of towels. Someone has put two googlie eyes above the window so that the towel dispenser now seems to have a shocked expression on its "face"
A short video of me reading a series of words which are written down on a notebook held in front of the camera.
A screenshot video showing how to use tabs on BlueSky
A cup of black coffee sits on a bedside table. It has a drop of sex lube in it, which has formed the shape of a heart.
A man and woman sitting next to each other on a bus. They have their hands on each others thighs
A picture taken from below, looking up my body. I am wearing boxer shorts with a Desperate Dan motif and a grey tee shirt.
A woman lies on her front. A large wooden mallet type object is laid across her back.
The cover of the Steve Earle debut album Guitar Town.