Monte G

@monteg.bsky.social

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I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How are you doing?

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Screenshot of post quoting some other account's bullshit giveaway.
Screenshot of the Rotten Tomatoes listing for the TV show "Extraordinary" showing a 100% critic rating and 91% audience rating.
My results from the game linked in the quoted post showing a score of 261 points and no hints.
Barbara Walters, asking the hard questions.
A screenshot from clearsky.app showing a list that my account had been added to. It reads as follows: ⓓdid:plc:e2cbj5acypvyodvqtwbh44ma 2/26/2026 Ignorant Platner Hysterics Low information preening Platner scolds and the DSCC influence campaign sock puppet accounts that love them.
This is part two of the Cameo video from Kayvan Novak to me for my 50th birthday.
Kayvan Novak doing a Cameo video to me in character as Nandor, from the show "What We Do in the Shadows." He's wearing a black robe, with a red and gold logo that says "Monaco Grand" on it, and he's in a bathroom in front of the shower. This is part one.
Screenshot of a listing for the game "Black" on eBay that says that I purchased it.
My lumpy ass wearing a "Protect Trans Youth" t-shirt with an illustration of an adult possum a baby possum that is colored with the trans pride flag colors. The shirt is from Green Pea Press (@greenpeapress.bsky.social)
A screenshot of an Amazon listing for a PS2 IDE to SATA adapter branded "Yunseity"
Sam Rockwell as a cranky, post-apocalyptic, bearded weirdo in "Good Luck, Have Fun, Don't Die"
A product shot of the same lime juice bottle when new. The liquid is a clear, light yellow/green.
A plastic bottle of Rose's Sweetened Lime Juice that has started to collapse inward, and the liquid is a very dark color.
A screenshot of the end credits of Hitman 3/Hitman World of Assassination
Scene from Logan's Run where Logan and Jessica have reached the Washington DC Reflecting Pool, and the area surrounding it is overgrown and swampy-looking as they wade through the pool.
Art by Tim Wilsie (@timwilsie.bsky.social). A comic illustration of a raccoon with a trash can lid with a banana peel stuck to it as a shield and a stick in the other hand. The raccoon is also wearing a thin, red headband and a bandoleer loaded with three small bones. The raccoon has a slightly angry look on its face. Text above and below it reads, "EAT TRASH" and "BE FREE" respectively.
Google Docs File menu showing the selection of Download, then Web Page (.html, zipped)
A screenshot from the TurboGrafx/PC Engine video game Bonk III, where the title character, a giant-headed, bald, cartoon caveman is standing in a colorful, 16-bit, prehistoric land with an active volcano in the background.
Back of an Atari 2600 with the 3.5mm power jack replaced with a standard 5.5mm x 2.1mm one.
Akio Toyoda hosts a NASCAR showcase at Fuji Speedway, highlighting American car culture as he dons a red "Make America Great Again" hat and Trump-Vance T-shirt in a not-so-subtle appeal to the U.S. ambassador amid trade tensions and a new $10 billion invesment in Toyota’s U.S. operations. (HANS GREIMEL/AUTOMOTIVE NEWS) https://www.autonews.com/toyota/an-toyota-akio-toyoda-maga-nascar-trump-japan-tariff-1116/
Little gray mourning dove in its nest.
A Star Trek PADD that has text on it reading "TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS"
The cover of the book "Mustang Performance Handbook 2" with what I think is a 1993 Mustang Cobra, in red.
A drain auger cable coiled up, with a jointed end piece that should drop down the drain instead of leading it up the vent.
Scene from Bob's Burgers where some kid named Choo-Choo's dad is shirtless and threatening Bob, while his angry kid (who is also shirtless), is standing angrily behind him.
A variety of rolls of stickers: - Pathological Waste - Specimen Rejected - Hot Dog - Keep Away from Other Animals - For Euthanasia -Give Until Gone - For Rectal Use Only - Grind Meat - Incinerate - Sour Cream - Infectious Material - Spicy Chicken - Abnormal - Deceased - Bedtime - Do Not Spin - Bland - Animal in Heat - Senior Pet - Will Bite - Do Not Release - Priority Specimen - Thick Liquids Only
A sony MZ-N505 minidisc Walkman in gold color, with the disc tray open and a disc protruding slightly.
A scene from Star Trek: The Next Generation, where Barclay uses the holodeck to recreate Troy for creepy purposes.
Two mourning doves sitting on the railing as seen through a metal screen door.
Mourning dove chicks really crowding their nest, and thrir feathers look much more developed now.
The originally quoted skeet from Liam Nissan that says, "If you're too scared or God forbid "stressed out" to even look at Twitter then I never wanted you as a follower anyways. Fuck off to that safe little hole you live in and die. I want fighters not weaklings"
The post being responded to, with another above it in my timeline. The other post says, "Guy with visible stink lines: the birth rate,"
A Sony CDP-D12 CD player, MDS-E12 Minidisc recorder, and MDS-E10 Minidisc recorder
Two gray mourning dove chicks completely filling their nest.
The Sapporo beer poster I was emulating where some other dork is making a stupid face while holding a large mug of beer
Me, a complete dork, making a stupid face while holding a large mug of beer.
The scene in Clueless where Cher explains that the columns on the front of her house date all the way back to 1974
"TRANS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS" displayed on a Star Trek PADD
Scene from the TV show Shoresy, where the "Freezer" Twins are being interviewed. They're wearing Levis jackets and cowboy hats, and they look confused.
"We can fight to stop the ballroom. If this means leaving the area as a destruction site for the rest of Trump's presidency, so be it. Let its ugliness exemplify the Trump era. Let its rubble symbolize what he's tried to do to the American republic." -Bill Kristol Urges Opponents to Block Trump's Kennedy Center Ballroom at Any Cost
Bio text from the AI account saying "shirts by @oysterwood.com"
Bio text from the AI account saying "shirts by @oysterwood.com"
Fake Burger King ad. The logo says Avengers Endgame, and the tagline says, "A random rat saves the universe."
A bunch of Roland and one Yamaha midi devices in a 6U rack, along with a mixer, midi patcher/mixer, and a power supply with eight switches.
Mission Fire (15 Branch) San Diego County, CA Red Mountain Fixed East - ALERTCalifornia | UC San Diego Additional fires are visible on the Red Mountain camera along I-15 north of E Mission Road. There are a total of 10-20 fires along SR-76 and up I-15, per incident command. Most fires are 50' by 50'. A hard closure of eastbound SR-76 from E Mission Road to Hwy 395 has been requested.
Dungeon Master, from the '80s cartoon Dungeons & Dragons
The XKCD comic showing a person giving a presentation with a graph showing a line representing programming skill decreasing mostly steadily as blood alcohol concentration increases, except for one dramatic, narrow spike, roughly double the starting point. In the first panel after the chart, the presenter says, "CALLED THE BALLMER PEAK, IT WAS DISCOVERED BY MICROSOFT IN THE LATE 80's. THE CAUSE IS UNKNOWN, BUT SOMEHOW A BAC. BETWEEN 0.129% AND 0.138% CONFERS SUPERHUMAN PROGRAMMING ABILITY." In the second panel they say, "HOWEVER, IT'S A DELICATE EFFECT REQUIRING CAREFUL CALIBRATION- YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE A TEAM OF CODERS A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WHISKEY AND TELL THEM TO GET CRACKING." In the third panel, an audience member asks, "... Has that ever happened?" The presenter replies, "Remember Windows ME?" The audience member responds, "I knew it!"
A large, elaborate, rust-covered dragon sculpture in the desert in the foreground occupies around 2/3 of the photo. A small, white Ford Focus ST sits in the distance on the right, facing the camera.
Jarts lawn darts in original packaging
Screenshot of SwiftOnSecurity's King of the Hill word balloon post with this one, which appeared below it in my timeline: Noah @nojath.bsky.social do y'all remember when using Wikipedia (an incredibly accurate and well-sourced database of information) was the scholastic equivalent of a war crime? now we've got education officials encouraging the plagiarism machine with no regard to how its impacting learning
The end scene of Sanjuro, when he kills Hanbei with a single slash of his sword, causing a massive spray of blood.
Small grey bird in a nest
A small, grey bird in a nest built on top of a pair of hedge trimming shears.
Partial screenshot of an eBay listing for a sold Extron DVS 605 for $84.99
An old, worn, paperback copy of The Hobbit from around 1984. The cover is predominately a dark yellow or golden color. The main image is an illustration of a giant eagle perched on a nest next to Gandalf and Bilbo and across from a group of dwarves.
I’d estimate the chance of you dying this way is about the same as simultaneously winning the lottery and getting struck by both lightning and an asteroid during a shark attack while on a unicycle juggling aardvarks.
Screenshot showing that I am blocked by @why.bsky.team and I'm about to block them as well.
Sony rack-mount CDP-D12 CD player with a Husker Du CD case on top
Some dorky kid with a borderline bowl cut with a cute, small, tan pup woth floppy ears overlooking a dam.