Monteiro

@monteiro.bsky.social

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I paint. I used to do other things. I might do them again. He/him. Protect trans kids! “One of our generation's most moving writers.” —some Bsky rando

Show flier. Painting of a Waymo on fire that says FUCK ICE! on a neon green background. With the text overlaid: ART SHOW & Book Reading. IN A SAFE! Mike Monteiro, Sat & Sun, July 25–26, 2–4pm, 1405 Indiana St. (Not officially part of the ART BOOK FAIR)
Really stupid show announcement, with all the info from the post overlaid on a painting of a Waymo on fire, which is nice.
Black and white photo of Jennifer Finch on stage, playing bass, hair everywhere. Pure energy.
Gif from Flash Gordon showing control panel where Ming can select disasters. Including HOT HAIL.
Painting in studio, for scale.
Detail of painting in previous post. Two screaming ducks. Two bombs. One says ISR, the other says USA. White on black outline.
Center detail of the painting in the previous post centered on the father carrying the injured girl in his arms.
Very large painting with a black border made up of screaming ducks and falling bombs with USA and ISR written on them. In the center there is a full color image of the aftermath of a bomb blast in Gaza with running children and a father(?) carrying an injured little girl.
Statue of Lionel Messi, crouching, with a world cup trophy between his legs.
Track AIPAC graphic showing that Hakeem Jeffries has received $1,495,709 from Pro-Israel PACS.
Sam Neill. Black and white photo. Suit and tie. Smiling.
US soccer fans in the stands. One sad dude wearing a shirt that says MAINE.
Fyre festival meal. Two shitty pieces of bread with two sad slices of American cheese, some lettuce and a slice of tomato in a styrofoam box.
A stack of books, some packing peanuts shaped like hearts, and a hot pink tombstone, with a skull and crossbones, inscribed with DIE ONCE AT THE END.
Stupid image of a big 3D printed bust of me in hot pink talking to a wee Gary Baseman fella. says ADVICE real big at the top and ONE-ON-ONE. REAL TRUTH. REAL LOVE. at the bottom.
Black and white photo of Om Malik by Christopher Michel.
Last page on an on-demand book with a QR code and a lot of gibberish words and numbers.
Sales photo the the Fischer-Price PXL 2000, which made movies with cassette tapes.
“Because there is joy in my heart, no AI was used in the making of any part of this book.”
My stupid hand holding a book titles Someday All the Adults Will Day by Pat Blashill.
Paper plates that say United States of America 1776–2026
Henry Kissinger and Hillary Clinton, just hanging out. Buds.
Bitch-ass nazi wannabe Gavin Newsom gleefully destroying an unhoused encampment.
Button meme. Left button Knicks. Right button A/C.
Close up of a dog upset that he’s not getting constant treats.
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi standing on a tree stump.
76-6! Steve Francis, Clyde Drexler, Dominique Wilkins, Kawhi Leonard, and Wilt Chamberlain. A+ HISTORIC
Screenshot from 82-0.com. I went 64-18. Grade of A. Players: Ron Harper, Pete Maravich, Kawhi Leonard, Pau Gasol, and Patrick Ewing.
Bill for GitHub AI usage showing a monthly bill of $39 jumping up to $30k under token-based usage.
Paper plates that say United States of America 1776–2026.
Book opened to “How to bury your father” along with a sticker that says "Not a total bummer—Erika Hall.” My stupid hand is holding the book open.
A stack of bucks with shipping labels protruding from them, next to some artistically placed pink packing peanuts shaped like hearts instead of peanuts.
Black and white photo of Sonny Rollins playing a saxophone.
Interior of box filled with wax pellets. And a metal bowl.
Tin cups filled with molten wax on a hot plate. Different colors.
African coffin dance meme
Screenshot of post by a stupid person named Joey Rogoff. Text: I'm starting to realize that it makes absolutely no sense to order wings from a restaurant. I was looking at this and did a double take... over $20 for 15 wings, meanwhile the grocery store has the same amount for basically half the price. And now I'm going down the rabbit hole wondering how much of what we pay for is actually the food vs just paying someone else to cook it. Image below: a box of chicken wings from a restaurant. Labeled “15 wings $20.49, next to a box of raw wings from a supermarket. Labeled “15 wings $11.87”
Young Winona Ryder reading How to die. Yes, it’s photoshop.
Dude wearing a Vision Pro while doing a hand gesture.
Image of small terrified boy laying in a pneumatic tube. Caption: "They wanted to put people in the canisters."
Black and white photo of Jason Collins on the court wearing a Brooklyn Nets uniform. Number 98.
A list of swear words and the amount of times I said them: F*ck: 15 Sh*t: 13 D*mn: 3 H*ll: 4 Cr*p: 3 *ss: 1
Animated Wolverine and Jean Grey in the Danger Room.
Two ridiculous hot pink busts of me and Annalee sitting on a pile of books called HOW TO DIE (AND OTHER STORIES) with MONDAY overlaid on the whole scene in a horrid green.
Burger King meme. Logo is SUBSTACK. Tagline is Literally Nazis. Picture of juicy burger underneath.
Death claw machine meme. Text says: HUH. COULDA SWORN I ALREADY HAD TED, ACTUALLY.
Claw machine meme. (Death playing a claw machine.) top line: C’mon Larry Ellison! Bottom line: Ted Turner?! WTF
Stupid instagram notification that says “Your camera just got smarter. The new META AI app understands and interprets your photos.”
Copies of my new book, How to die (and other stories), all stacked up, sitting in a bed of hot pink styrofoam hearts.
Greatest Star Trek Captain, Benjamin Sisko.
Search assist AI bullshit telling me that the average price of a pack of cigarettes in the US in 1985 was 26 cents.
some stupid AI text box labeled "Improve this doc…"
screenshot of AI doc showing some stupid AI diamond at the bottom of the screen. Above it is the sentence Look at this AI piece of shit that I can't make go away. (I wrote that.)
Dover clip-art book. Women’s Heads.
A very stupid image of badly printed busts of Mike and Annalee, surrounded by Mike's stupid book, with the text MAY 11 obnoxiously superimposed over it in a putrid lime green.
Large stack of pink boxes piled up on a chair.
A screenshot from a Trump interview, with the caption, “I am not a pedophile.”
7” record on display. Grandola, Vila Morena by Jose Afonso