that david came from the moon

@moondave.bsky.social

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he/him the uhhhhhhhh

image from the Root of Nightmares raid from hit video game Destiny 2 also everyone responsible for layoffs at bungie can fuck off into the sea
edit of a fake text conversation between two parties, edited to be between Alucard and Maria from Castlevania, reading as follows: a: richter just fucking died m: who's richter a: the guy we had in our basement m: ok m: chesecak (followed by two emoji) m: (an image of the cheesecake icon from Symphony of the Night) a: chesecak (followed by two emoji)
A significantly darked and modified screenshot of Master Rahool from Destiny 2.
A discord conversation parodying the Stop Doing Math meme, reading as follows: peppermint disco — 9/6/2025 5:00 PM no loot was a mistake Lienne — 9/6/2025 5:05 PM okay let's sell all our loot on the real money auction house baja blast sheep (Real) — 9/6/2025 5:37 PM STOP GETTING LOOT ITEMS WERE NOT MEANT TO BE GIVEN RANDOM STATS YEARS OF RNG yet NO REAL-WORLD USE FOUND for grinding for more than 10 MINUTES Want to grind anyway for a laugh? We had a tool for that, it was called "PLAYING" "Yes please give me WHITE gear. Please give me BLUES." - Statements dreamed up by the utterly Deranged. LOOK at what Publishers have been demanding your Respect for all this time, with all the spreadsheets & optimization we built for them (This is REAL Gaming, done by REAL Gamers) "hello, I would like a legendary please" They have played us for absolute fools
A greyscale screenshot from the game Void Stranger featuring 3 characters standing at ornate podiums.
screenshot of Merriam-Webster's post regarding taking a screenshot of a gif dictating your word for 2025, which landed on "boffo"
A very low resolution cartoon of a person in front of a Christmas tree captioned "repost to spread 1kb of Christmas joy"