MoonRaven

@moonraven.nexus

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Programmer, nerd, cat dad, funcle. Sometimes funny. 37 (unless I forget to update it) he/him

Google Chrome popup on Windows saying "Shop with confidence Track prices across the web and get alerts if the price drops on any site"
Deep space nine intro with title "aw fuck, not another ferengi one"
Trolley problem with no lever or tracks. There is no problem. You are travelling safely to your destination. And everyone thinks you're cute.
A photo inside a bookstore with the caption 'the only "data centers" we should be funding:
Star trek the next genration Alexander: father, how does it feel having the best son in the whole galaxy? Worf: you will have to ask your grandfather.
seal crying at the long day factory with their belongings while a sea lion shouts "pack your things and go"
"Microslop Windows when you try to open anything from the start menu" Image of crazy frog with the text "Bing. Bing."
Sprigatito saying "Veggies are the BEST!"
A bowl of mashed potatoes is shown above a meme of a O'Brien on a spaceship, with text jokingly questioning if mashed potatoes are Irish guacamole.
Dolphin with an air bubble leaving their head looking like a cartoon thought bubble.
"how it feels waking up every morning in 2026" Image of Picard saying "damage report"
Text: POV: your car is leaking oil Rear view mirror: hummer and 2 attack helicopters from the us army.
A social media exchange humorously discusses why shovels can't dig through the Earth, joking that using a cold shovel from the fridge would solve the melting problem.
"you claim to be woke, but you're eepy all the time!!!"
Screenshot of the fortnite store showing Hogwarts skins
Spotify playlist called "Actual metal not fucking poser shit" and the only song is Brithey Spears' ...Baby one more time"
Do you want bell riots? Because that's how you get bell riots
Sad bunny with the text "I'm craving.... $400"
blusky asking me to send me my ID to their noreply email address..
Black cat on a cat tree
Backpack with pins from Rollercoaster tycoon, metal Gear solid, helldivers and undertale
Metal Gear solid 1 codec pins on a backpack. Snake and the colonel with the frequency 140.85
Majima Goro saying "Shit happens, but I was half tempted to follow ya into the slammer, just 'cause it was so goddamn boring out here!
Scene with a nazi from a movie with the text Casual Trump voters when they see their boys heil on day one. Are we the baddies?
Customer calls. Hello calendar company. How may I help you? I want to return 2025! You can have it back! Do you mean return a purchased calendar or return the year? The year! I'm so sorry.
Blahaj
My mom's cat in a blanket
2 cats
Meme with Eleven from Stranger Things panting. Caption: "When ten pants aren't enough:" Subtitle: "[Eleven pants]"
Data and Picard talking about "the Irish Unification of 2025" instead of 2024.
Meme with the text "I haven't taken a shit since last year"
Cat staring at you with big pupils.
Goose chase meme with text: "You took down a lot of sites?" "How many of them were false reports to boost the numbers?!"
A screenshot with an image of a cat with the alt text "cat"
Person sitting on a chair, hears vibration coming form his phone on a table. No messages when he checks the phone. Bee appears from the table saying "what a dumbass"
Cat
2 cats together on top of a cat tree.
Text "me after sketti" with a plate of spaghetti with an arrow pointing to the belly of a video game cat.
duolingo owl saying beg for your life in spanish!
Two astronauts say goodbye as one prepares to stay behind to trigger a self-destruct because the countdown timer is broken. The last panel shows a firmware update fixing the countdown timer.
The text ballin' but at what cost With the image of a seagull in shoes looking at the sea.
What if we kissed at the silent hill McDonalds
Feline facts: Why do cats purr? BEES Picture of a cat full of bees