MꙬse Allain

@mooseallain.bsky.social

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Historically inaccurate He/him https://www.mooseallain.co.uk

Photo of a restaurant called Steak & Omelette
Text which says "Concrete Industry 5-aside Cup last night. In the finals we beat the favourites 2-1 on cement, but they won 3-2 on aggregate."
Photo of our little dog Nutmeg sleeping next to our Henry the hoover.
Text which says "It's very hard to discover the whereabouts of the best tribute hands because they've covered their tracks so well."
Close up of Crowthing T-shirt, black and white stylised drawing of a corvid on a grey T.
Cartoon of someone sitting at a typewriter. Caption: il liked being e.e.cummings typist, especially as there was no shiftwork
Text which says "Knock. knock. knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock. knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock" "Who's there?" "An octopus"
Text which says "I'm scared of 12.5%. It's just one innate fear have."
It’s just me holding our little dog Nutmeg aloft above my head.
A hay bale in a metal framed cattle feeder
Text which says “My 7 year old has learnt how important it is to spell properly after took him to a sweatshop for his birthday, as requested."
Text which says "If your prints are coming out a bit faint, you may be entitled to ink opacity benefit."
The tweet from 2015 says “Very sad to hear about Nigel Farage. Nothing's happened to him, I'm just sad to hear about him.”
Text which says "11.1% of donkeys make one asinine."
Extract of article from Wikipedia about the Denisovans. Denisovan Not to be confused with Denis Ovens, an English former professional darts player. The Denisovans or Denisova hominins (/dəˈnɪsəvə(nz)/ də-NIS-ə-və(nz)) are an extinct species or subspecies of archaic human that ranged across Asia during the Middle to Late Pleistocene, approximately 200,000–32,000 years ago.
What is the meaning of a wake at a funeral? A wake, also known as a funeral reception, is an event where close friends and family of the deceased gather together to pay their respects to their loved one. Traditionally, a wake referred to the viewing held before the funeral, but nowadays it's usually held after the funeral or memorial service.
Text which says "Sad to hear the inventor of the speed boat has died. The funeral is tomorrow, followed by the wake."
Text which says "I've just injected steroids into my arm" "Anabolic?" "No, just my arm"
Text which says "Film idea: an assassination takes place in an office full of huge boxes. I think it would be a huge box office hit."
Text that says "Helluva lotta work building a motte and bailey castle" "Keep on top of it?" "That's the standard design, yes"
Dilapidated armchair upside down leaning against a wall in the high street.
Text which says "My wife's gone • to Chisinau" "Moldova?" "No, spur of the moment"
Text that reads "My wife's going to see a controversial comedian this evening" "Jimmy Carr?" "No she went of her own accord"
Cartoon. Two people looking out of a window, everything is at an angle. One is saying to the other “It’s thirty degrees out there”
Text which says "My wife's gone to southern Spain to get her wonky nose fixed" "Andalusia?" "No, just the nose"
Reply to my post which says “"My wife's gone to southern Spain to get her wonky nose fixed" "Andalusia?" "No, just the nose" The reply says: Don't get it but I'm sure it's funny! [laugh emoji]
The caption reads “It's today's edition of let the sea hound foul” which was originally “…let’s see how far…”
Two men looking at an armchair. One says: Rubbish! Caption: ARMCHAIR CRITICS
Photo of a big recliner armchair dumped by the side of the road
A poster that reads: St Nicholas Priory Founded 1088 The oldest building in Exeter... Open Today! Free Admission
Silhouettey drawing of an electric box on a telegraph pole
Silhouettey drawing of a boat wreck on the river Exe