Muppitz

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Intimidating Postal Vehicle coming through! Meep meep!
Cat on top step of stairs waiting for you to fall over them so they can enact their nefarious plans (eat your face)
Tweet from Chris Hayes on March 25, 2016 – “Next thought: what if the devil himself visits me & says: "I can give you a Cubs World Series victory, but then Trump becomes President."
Kara Swisher
Mike Lawler in skinny jeans.
A small boy with a tragic haircut stares forlornly at the large crab on his dinner plate.
“Sure Grandpa let’s get you back to bed.”
Now he’s gonna invade Iceland just so he doesn’t have to admit he meant to say Greenland.
Moonlight Graham in “Field of Dreams”
Text from brother of photo of northern lights over Lake Michigan. “Oh man! Is this normal or is this climate change?”
2011 Correspondents’ Dinner rendering of what a trump white house would look including a tower, gold pillars, a hot tub with ladies, a golf course, and of course his dumb fucking name.
L-R above: Peter Giunta, Samuel Douglass, William Hendrix Below: Bobby Walker, Joe Maligno, Luke Mosiman
Official Soros-Paid Terrorist uniform - inflatable frog costume aka Portland Army
Da Superfans from SNL -notorious for their mustaches, rubenesque physique and imminent heart attacks
Trump angrily telling reporters “When you have a network and you have evening shows and all they do is hit trump, you can’t do that.”
Trump at 9/11 memorial with drooping face.
“I’d like him to have a horrific stroke first. Where he can still “think” and “understand” but can’t communicate or move. He can just swim in his own filth with no one to hear him bellow. Then a WOC takes his job, fixes everything and is internationally beloved. That’s my dream.” - tweet from 6/26/18
Sunrise over Lake Michigan
John Hamm Parrot Hands 4/24/25 I dreamt I was in the backyard
Interior high speed rail first class Beijing to Shanghai
Belloq serving face