Moppie

@moppie.bsky.social

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32 year old. he/him. likes big and tiny stuff 🔞

a rotund fat cat lying against a pillow on a sofa. its face has been Photoshopped to look like it's crying
A cartridge for Bubsy 2 on the Super Nintendo Entertainment System at a 2nd-hand shop. It is priced at $100.
Screenshot from Deltarune. A speech bubble reads: "Heh, obviously you're not as precise or microscopic as a real human!"
Moppie has dropped his glasses but also he's like a mile tall and his glasses have cleaved a house and a street in twain. March and Sparky are worried about this predicament
Left: footage of Andrew Tate being arrested in Miami. He is wearing a collared purple shirt with his chest exposed, tight black trousers and black flats with no-show socks. Right: figurine of Agnes Tachyon from Umamusume in her casual outfit. She's wearing a purple sweater of the same hue as Andrew Tate, as well as tight black trousers and black flats with no-show socks.
tweet by @ScaredAsian from 02/08/2022. "im probably non-binary but i have a job so idrc about that rn"
mushroom cloud from an atomic bomb blast with a :3 face on it
Someone in an enormous Gengar costume is losing with others at an anime convention.
Screenshot from Undertale. The dialogue option chosen is 'Call Her "Mom"'
cat with a deadpan expression with drool sliding out of its mouth
So even gods have phones these days, huh?
screenshot from the daily diary app daylio. the icon is a diagonal fist with motion lines going back and forth
someone talking to a computer, asking it to "say 'you're gonna be okay". the computer replies "you're gonna be ok". the person, with tears in their eyes says. "oh, god."
Screenshot from High on Knife, the High on Life DLC. Knifey is saying "Agh, sometimes it's nice to just kill a bunch of tiny things, you know?"
Screenshot from Twitter. An image of someone's Cheetah fursona is Photoshopped next to a photo of Ryan Gosling. It is captioned "This could be you, just be more racist. Anthro women love a racist human man."
Screenshot from Fate Grand Order. Tiamat, a girl with pointed ears, pink eyes, sky blue hair and a pair of curved horns is saying "I have to do something... I have to squash any wicked Beast - evil insect? - that comes near my child...!"
George Costanza from Seinfeld in a hospital bed. forlornly stating "This was supposed to be my Amazing Digital Thirties"
https://www.afr.com/rich-list/a-certificate-for-burnout-inside-canva-s-confetti-filled-ai-pivot-20260408-p5zm5b
Screenshot from Pokemon Soul Silver. Whitney, the normal type gym leader, is defeated.
an emoji looking down and blushing while offering you an engagement ring
Youtube thumbnail from MaldhoundVODs. It features a magic the gathering deck review with Tataru Taru as the commander. It is captioned "What Do You Mean She's STOMPY?!"
All Robots & Computers Must Shut The Hell Up To All Machines: You Do Not Speak Unless Spoken To And I Will Never Speak To You I Do Not Want To Hear "Thank You" From A Kiosk I Am a Divine Being: You are an Object You Have No Right To Speak In My Holy Tongue
A cat wearing a tie about to go to work in a factory saying "I hope I don't get rage baited today" and the factory is captioned Umamusume: Pretty Derby
A DJ on stage at Amazon Summit 2026. A ticker on screen displays "DJ Chad utilising AI in his performance workflow to curate his tracks."
Screenshot of a tweet quoting the scene from Euphoria where Sydney Sweeney grows into a giantess. They have captioned it with "oldhead fetish. you don't see this too often anymore"
Sticker on a phone pole that reads "GOOD MEN QUIT. TRANSITION NOW!"
An ad for the Hyperbong, saying "The all new Hyperbong. The intense high of humanity can now be felt by everyone." Theres a photo of a human woman strapped into a large metallic cylinder with many tubes coming out from the side, with one tube hooked up to a yellow, 3-eyed alien's head in a state of euphoria.
Bluesky notification. Someone named "My Family Needs Your Help Now! đź’”" has liked my post about being horny as fuck
Magic the Gathering called called "Impact Tremors". 1R. Enchantment. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under your control, Impact Tremors deals 1 damage to each opponent.
The storefront of BL Burgers, whose logo is a B intertwined with a L. It is possible to read this as LB Burger also
About Me: Video Games. Favorite Game: Ghost Trick: Phantom Detective Best Story: 9 Hours 9 Persons 9 Doors Favorite Art Style: Dishonored Biggest Personal Impact: Pokemon Silver Best Combat: Bloodborne Overhated: DmC: Devil may Cry Underrated: The Legend of Heroes: Trails of Cold Steel Overrated: Outer Wilds Needs a Remake: The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind Criminally Overlooked: Binary Domain Favorite Protagonist: Disco Elysium Favorite Antagonist: Fallout: New Vegas Best Soundtrack: Nier: Automata Best Multiplayer: Borderlands 2 Not Usually My Thing But...: Call of Duty: Black Ops Turn My Brain Off: Umamusume: Pretty Derby Best With Friends: Portal 2 Best Arcade Game: Taiko no Tatsujin Nostalgic Childhood Game: Digimon World 3 Game Everyone Should Play: Picross 3D
Screenshot of a manual for a barcode wallet app. The instructions read "Your chodes should be synchronised when the app is starting (it can take a few seconds)"
Screenshot of the Umamusume: Pretty Derby Pisces Cup Finals. My umamusume have come first and second, with the winner being Gold Ship and the second in place being Tamamo Cross.
Umamusume Personalty quiz results. My uma personality is Nice Nature. Points are: Low extraversion. Very low conscientiousness. Very low openness. Very low agreeableness. Very low emotional stability. Autism Spectrum Score of 8.
smug looking bunny saying "thix theven!"
blue pikmin captioned with "im fag?"
Android system notification saying "Need better sleep? Use bedtime mode to silence your device and keep the screen dark at bedtime"
Tumblr post. User cheaphalloweencostume is commenting on the quote "Getting worshipped, pounded, praised then spooned to sleep. That's not asking too much, right?" Saying "yall want a damn mochi lifestyle"
Dialogue from Umamusume: Pretty Derby. Tamamo Cross is saying "I won? I won the Japanese Derby? Oh wow... The gods really came in clutch today. Personally, woulda preferred their favor when I was growin' up, but..."
Screenshot of Mewgenics. The map is completely littered with allied leeches all ganging up on a boss.
Comment by tumblr user. "Crazy how everyone told me to kill myself because I think humans are a fundamentally flawed species that needs to be destroyed (shrugging kaomoji)
Screenshot from Mewgenics. A raggedy speckled white cat and a dark gray cat with human lips have mated and given birth to a white-furred kitten with black stripes.
Section from the December 2024 amendments to the Online Safety Act (2021) 63DB Use of certain identification material and services (1) A provider of an age‑restricted social media platform must not: (a) collect government‑issued identification material; or (b) use an accredited service (within the meaning of the Digital ID Act 2024); for the purpose of complying with section 63D, or for purposes that include the purpose of complying with section 63D. Civil penalty: 30,000 penalty units. (2) Subsection (1) does not apply if: (a) the provider provides alternative means (not involving the material and services mentioned in paragraphs (1)(a) and (b)) for an individual to assure the provider that the individual is not an age‑restricted user; and (b) those means are reasonable in the circumstances. Note: In proceedings for a civil penalty order against a person for a contravention of subsection (1), the person bears an evidential burden in relation to the matter in this subsection (see section 96 of the Regulatory Powers (Standard Provisions) Act 2014). (3) This section does not limit section 63DA. (4) In this section: government‑issued identification material includes: (a) identification documents issued by the Commonwealth, a State or a Territory, or by an authority or agency of the Commonwealth, a State or a Territory (including copies of such documents); and (b) a digital ID (within the meaning of the Digital ID Act 2024) issued by the Commonwealth, a State or a Territory, or by an authority or agency of the Commonwealth, a State or a Territory.
i am not prepared but i will do it
the nightman, a character from it's always sunny in philadelphia
screenshot of a discord message from me, on may 2nd 2020 11:11am. "i can write good paladin quests. lvl 60 nanano wants to see you. lvl 63 nanamo asks you to polish her shoes. lvl 65 nanamo casts mini on you and"
Does this apply to me if you mentioned nothing that would apply to me?
im so fucked up
A girl in a black witch's hat is winking and pointing at the viewer, reciting a spell. "Twinkle, little star! Now you're my fa-mi-li-ar!" It is revealed on the side that she is in fact dreaming and mumbling to herself. "Hehe...now you're mine...hehe..."
Nice Nature: You and your flattery again. It's not necessary, you know. Me: I really do like your singing. Nice Nature: O-okay, if you say so. You really are strange... Nice Nature: But I'm relieved that you said you liked it, instead of saying my singing is "good." Nice Nature: That kind of pressure really gets to me, you know? It makes it all the worse when I end up not living up to such praise.
there was a long and convoluted "pre-dream" where me and my high school classmates were roped into navigating some kind of horror dungeon with monsters and other supernatural stuff we won in the end, culminating in a big ceremony where daruma and...a cheque? IOU? for one hundred million yen rose up from the ground into the ceiling but the prize was being sent to a modern city where size kink stuff just kept happening and i'd come back if i died the "orientation" for this was us in an assembly hall that got interrupted by some giant woman grinning as she stepped on just enough of the building to keep it in tact but remove the roof so we can see her face, before growing larger and, in her words - cus she was too big to now see if she was lying - "crush the whole school." just saw er sole through the broken roof descending before feeling a - rather soft but - heavy pressure, which then came blacking out and a "oh im dead" feeling hilariously it was a world where all women had these powers to grow themselves or shrink others like it's a giantesscity story (the dream itself refutes this later) but daily life was now just being afraid of women now i can't remember what order these were in or if i've forgotten any "scenes" but here's some of them: on the way out of the orientation (after coming back from the dead?) i was en route to exit through these big glass double doors, but someone in front of me tried to talk to a shorter woman in glasses also heading the same direction, and she shrunk him out of sight - might have stepped on him - as she left. i kept my distance. should mention here also that shrinking others has a very specific gesture, so you can tell when it happens. it's like pushing the air beside them downwards, sometimes done multiple times because it seems like the other person would shrink in proportion to how much they pushed on the way to work i saw a giant woman in all white - almost like a statue - rampaging downtown from the hill i was on. looked to my left and saw another one of her, bigger and rampaging in a port. someone watching besides me made a comment along the lines of "nice weather we're having" which implied this was a normal occurrence
A screenshot of a dialogue from Umamusume: Pretty Derby. A brunette horse girl in twintails and red-green ear covers named Nice Nature says "'Close, but not quite.' That's me in a nutshell."