Chris G.

@morebachplease.bsky.social

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He/him. Philadelphia. Organist, music theorist (game show themes). One book on the way, one available now (https://link.springer.com/book/10.1007/978-3-031-46806-3)

Screenshot of article; one of the link URLs has the ending "?utm_source=chatgpt.com"
Arrested Development screencap: Lucille Bluth’s license, for which her photo has been “airbrushed to oblivion” by Gob
Arrested Development "Wow! I'm Mr. Manager!" screencap edited to say "Mr. October"
Two skeets: 1. The problem with pissing on Thatcher’s grave is eventually you run out of piss. 2. The piss tank on the ISS is now 41% full.
An older dog is getting its head scratched and looks happy. Caption: “Clemmy, Rosie’s Dog”
Arrested Development screencap: George (Jeffrey Tambor) sitting in an attic with several dolls and a tea set. He's saying, "Now, who wants to take their top off?"
Seinfeld screencap: Elaine Benes sits in a movie theater next to J. Peterman watching “The English Patient,” which she hates. She is leaning forward, exasperated, saying, “and just die already.”
Email from James Carville with the subject line, “I can’t shut up about Ohio”
New York Times headline: “Reaction to Trump’s Racist Post Shows He Is Not Always Immune to Politics”
"Literal doctor" (Dr. Fishman) from Arrested Development
"Literal doctor" (Dr. Fishman) from Arrested Development
Michael Bluth doing prayer hands on Arrested Development
Screenshot from “classical musicianship test” by Duo Starke Agnès
"The Man Inside Me" book cover from Arrested Development
“Officer down” meme but with the first word changed to “war criminal”
Me dressed as the Whammy from Press Your Luck
Kissinger always declined, but now he’s dead. And [Indian prime minister Narendra] Modi. Kissinger and Modi were my two dream interviews. Modi doesn’t really do interviews, so I think that’s unlikely. Kissinger seems even more unlikely at this point.
Screencap of Willem Dafoe from Spider-Man (2002) edited to say, “You know, I’m something of a fucking loser myself”
Screencap of the video caption “The Judeo-Christian [tradition]”
Family guy screencap, “Aladdin 4: Jafar May Need Glasses”
Crowded train station with stopped train in distance
Arrested Development screencap: Gob Bluth singing “It ain’t easy Bein’ white” but Andreessen’s head is photoshopped onto Gob’s
Arrested Development screencap: Gob Bluth singing “It ain’t easy Bein’ white” but Andreessen’s head is photoshopped onto Gob’s
Screenshot from The Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt: A smiling Jacqueline Voorhees (Jane Krakowski) is wearing a “Washington Gun Takers” tee-shirt
Lindsay Bluth talking to Michael: “Hey, ‘Mommy, What Will I Look Like’ should have worked.”
Family Guy cutaway of Jake and Maggie Gyllenhaal’s father going, “Kids, kids, you’re both just… just awful”
Chappelle’s Show Popcopy quote: “Listen, Sister, I gotta go take a shit”
Daniel Spreadbury: "I think that's a *really* bad idea, but if you want to do it, you will indeed need to use a bar number change to achieve it."
Screencap from “Toasters ‘n Moose.” Duo performing music in a thrift store.
[Discussing a bad actress who played Anne Frank in a community theater play] Dorothy: I mean, for the entire second act, the audience kept yelling, "She's in the attic, she's in the attic!"
OBSTRUCTED VIEW We have someone in the theater call you on speaker phone, and you listen to the show from the Times Square Olive Garden. Accompanying meal is on your dime.
Jack Donaghy and Devon Banks from 30 Rock
Black cat in sink
Misshapen elbow in shitty Trump AI “art”
Alliance of magicians from Arrested Development
“Everyone disliked that” meme
“Piracy” card
Vibrant “There is nothing like New York in the spring” lady from 30 Rock
L bus displaying “Onley [sic] Transportation Center”
Highlighted text in Wikipedia article saying that the salute had been “interpreted” as a Nazi salute, rather than simply the Nazi salute itself.
Cuphead flower meme: Angry at college students protesting Demure and bashful at Nazi salute on national tv
Facebook comment about how “they” ruined Philadelphia and Upper Darby
Carol from Little Britain sitting at a computer and saying, “Computer says no”
Part of the lyrics to “About Damn Time,” set in a music engraving program
Charles Nelson Reilly
Title card for the disastrous 2001 revival of Card Sharks
Logo for “The Price Is Right” digitally altered to read, “The Price Is Yikes”