Lindsey Crunkingham

@moresothannot.bsky.social

1084 Followers 523 Following

Just this guy, you know?

Ok we’re having a joke here it’s that weird French plastic surgery twin guy say did you know him and brother both died of Covid in like a week of each other? Antivaxxers. Anyway that’s wild. Tom Brady looks weird.
Screen shot of an @dxp07 tweet about being a ghost and helping the Rangers win the WS. A very unlikely thing that happens to follow Dianne’s passing. Whether she actually helped them as a ghost or not, it’s something she would have said “waw!” to.
The intersection of apocalypse and having to go to work
It don’t matter. None of this matters.
The organized crime and labor activities section
Gadbad chaat, garlic naan, and a red bull from the dollar store. A fine Little Treat.
Mr CooL ICE
I gotta say this is pretty terrific
A “See also” screenshot from a Wikipedia page linking to “List of Sports Films” and “List of films featuring space stations”
A Wendy’s sign saying “Mosfortune Awaits, Lucky You”. There’s a heavily loaded assisted walking device in the foreground. It may be from Denton? Idk, it’s not my picture. It’s just…corporate snarky advertising shown against the harsh reality of some random persons life.
Look at this sexy bitch with a fancy drink that cost 5$
Serj Tankian from SOAD
oh my look at the time it’s vaccine oclock
Epstein with MBS
FISHERMANCORE No like seriously they emailed me this in all caps. There’s also a lady in a (I guess?) fishermancore fit and honestly it looks p great
Drivel
“They expect one of us in the wreckage, brother”
he just like me fr
I’m a goth nerd baybeeee
Burns on me fingers. Fuse burned like 8x faster that should’ve.
My eating is praxis baybee working class 4 lyfe
DOLLY PARTON BATTLE JACKET
Me an Poisedon. Talking that shit. About you.
Stay sippin
Yevgeny Pirighozin. They resemble each other.
I’ll fuckin do it again
Nino brown crying meme
Conservatives coming up with their excuses for a conservative doing what conservative rhetoric and media encourages them to do.
r t motherfuckin j
Subcomandante Marcos on a horse, smoking a pipe, black and white, lookin dope
ITS A BRIDGE WITH APARTMENTS AND SHOPS
Dark dungeon quotes on bootie shorts just not with the maga hat colors go black and white
People pleasing is over. It is time for MISDEEDS.
VICTOR E GREEN HAD NEVER SEEN SUCH BULLSHIT BEFORE
Tweet screenshot saying “I want whatever the opposite of democracy is” protesting free market advertising (in this case an OF SWer)
“Life can only continue as long as people hold the delusional belief that it is not a zero sum game causing senseless torture, and messes it can never, or only partially, clean up,” the site said. “I think we need a war against pro-lifers. It is clear at this point that these people aren’t only stupid, they simply do not care about the harm they are perpetuating by being willing agents for a DNA molecule.”
Tesla man says “never went to therapy” goes on his gravestone and I’m like bet. when. who’s car we takin.
YOU SHOULD HAVE CLAPPED
Brasso having that shit on
Why does the working class, the larger of the two classes, not simply eat the rich?
Spam text saying: Final Notice: Enforcement will begin after May 15st As of today, your tolls are still unpaid. If you still don't pay your tolls tomorrow, you will face the following consequences: The DMV will suspend your vehicle You will face legal action and damage to your credit You may be considered an illegal driver Please pay before enforcement     It’s just this sad dystopia vibe everywhere. Like how do you not feel for the poor soul just trying to get one idiot to click on the link and send them banking info so they can….idk pay rent or something. I don’t begrudge them wanting to go chop my dollar, I mourn the fact that artificial scarcity created the need for them to go chop my dollar. And I’m annoyed they are trying to chop my dollar, also.
Guy tryna say leftists are dumb for blaming billionaires for everything (smart, correct, sexy, backed by all data) when they should blame the “upper middle class” which is like saying we should blame left-handed jackalopes because both exist the same way.
Jurassic Fucken Park buddddeeeee
The Bard by Wright Thompson. I got it in Libby, which is the DOPEST APP IN THE WORLD, but I digress. This book is astounding. Please read/listen.
Rando text addressed to Irene just saying “let’s eat steak today”
Tryna hold up my 5K medal. My heart rate is legit like 180 here. My strategy was keep an easy 12 min pace until the last halfish mile but I ran 10 minutes most of it…then gave it a wholeass sprint the last 500 meters or so. Eh whatever. I finished so I’m happy. Yknow? Anyway it’s weird you can do like 4000 characters in the alt text. It’s nice right? Picture worth a thousand words, and that. Do you alt text folks, help our friends with vision issues and you can do bits like really long alt text entries.
Bart when that zen hit
A third bracelet has hit
Dope Fire Nico friendship bracelets. Blue and white with Black/white lettering or green and blue with clear/green lettering. Tell everyone you don’t condone things like trading the franchise cornerstone for cruft. Broooooo.
Will Stancil really should’ve been bullied just a little bit more growing up, maybe his frontal cortex would be fully developed now
Whoomp (There It Is) shot BANGED in fifth grade boy
Matt yglesias tweet which is slop, he’s genuinely the worst tweeter that doesn’t own the app
I guess it’s like a headline from 1865 talking about Robert lee surrendering and “slavery and treason being buried in the same grave” which is a DOPE sentence
Irregular soldier in a technical saying “hey friend I know the world is scary right now but Teslas stock price is down 10.42%, worse than the Dow and S&P drops”
Raoul Duke and Dr Gonzo
Headline: Tarrant health officials issue warning about possible measles exposure in Grapevine
Lyrics to Caramel
Bag end bitchessssssss
CNN has a needle but it’s for the stock market and it just says “EXTREME FEAR” In all caps and everything Like