Morgyface

@morgyface.bsky.social

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Carpenter. I like crisps, music, bikes and surfing. Live in Cornwall. Green Party member. Once sold a wetsuit for £10K

Screen grab of a post from an independent record shop featuring a picture of a Bonobo 12 inch record with the text “don’t sleep on these” underneath this a separate and unrelated post saying “time for a nap”
Looking down at a coffee table with a rounded and chamfered top.
Two pieces of oak connected at a 25° angle, using a mortice and tennon join with a circular dowel through the corner.
Two pairs of coffee table legs made from Oak, one is joined the other is not and the tennon is visible.
A picture of the book Salt Lick by Lulu Allison with a grubby hand doing a thumbs up in front of it.
A screenshot of the Merlin Bird ID app showing the European Goldfinch, Eurasian Bullfinch and Common Chaffinch
Shows a screen grab of the Life List from the Merlin Bird ID app. The list includes Tawny Owl, Song Thrush, European Robin and others.
A white mug on a grey kitchen worktop. The mug has a large illustration of a black cats head on it and around the inner rim of the mug are coral coloured brush strokes.
Screen grab of an iOS app called WeConvert that appears to convert temperature measurements into different units.
Oh Kiki cat with your little front legs Shaking your bum like a pair of boiled eggs You’re running and darting and purring so loud It sounds like a rhino or a jostling crowd You eat fish with rice as long as it’s juicy You once did a shit and it could’ve been sushi
Some live edge wooden shelves
A picture of a workshop floor taken from the back of the unit, a workbench and shelves are visible, the double doors are open.
A chart showing how numerical GCSE grades compare to old lettered grades
Two hats, a belt and a jacket hanging from a wall mounted wooden rail.
A middle-aged caucasian man with awful hair trying to look cool.
A photograph of three hippy looking young lads on a campsite taken in the 90’s.
An acorn in a specialist vase, one small leaf has grown and the roots are visible in the water filled glass vase. It’s sat on an oak worktop.
A black cat sat inside a bird feeder with a menacing look on its face.
Shot of a stream from a bridge.
A Yellow Mongoose looking directly at the camera.
Sunset over a small industrial park in Cornwall
Digital newspaper headline which reads “Tucker Carlson credits demons for the invention of nuclear technology”
A set list from the Ben Howard concert in Plymouth.
A meme image spilt in two, the top half shows a dog looking at a computer screen with the caption “what a lovely day on the inter-“, the bottom half of the image shows the same dog looking at the camera with the caption “Good Lord”
A handwritten note pinned to a door which reads “This is Australia not America fuck off with your Halloween shit you little cunts”
The 45 degree corner of a kitchen with part of a dark blue cabinet showing, white small vertically orientated tiles and a calacatta stone counter top.
Photo of the river Fal at dusk with the water looking glassy, a small boat in the foreground, I had just urinated off the side of my board but this is not visible.
Tall oak picture frame/screen containing 3 pictures of woodland/trees.
A kitchen island.
View out over the river Fal from Trellisick gardens.
A cross shaped oak tenon.
Some lengths of oak clamped vertically with cross shaped tenons.
A selection of small scale tools including a combi square, a 150mm ruler and a used pencil
Plywood workbench with tools underneath.
The view out of a kitchen window looking out over Castle beach in Falmouth.
The cover of Faith No More’s Angle Dust
A dusty room in an industrial looking building with a section of the floor broken up into rubble
A kitten peeping round a staircase
A living room in a period property. The image shows the fireplace and shelving in the alcoves either side with chunky wooden shelves full of books.
Robert Smith of The Cure. Taken in the 1980s.
A dead juvenile grass snake in the palm of a pink hand.
Vertical cedar battens on the outside of a garage.
Personally, I think it would’ve been wiser to make a gesture of a partial refund of say 25% to ease our feeling of being misled and the chance of receiving a review like this but who am I to offer business advice to someone with the acumen, the shrewdness to not only retain a listing on this site but also, incredibly, maintain an 8 out of 10 rating and continuously attract guests to a property so unbelievably bad it felt like a cleverly manufactured stitch-up involving set designers and actors. Mind blowing really, clearly a wasted talent, a wizard of loopholes and digital marketing manipulation, so impressive I can’t even maintain disgruntlement for the £100 of hard-earned money we lost.
Before one proceeds with an honest and fair review let it be known that this accommodation may well suit certain people; Individuals with a fondness for underground dance music who will slumber only briefly due to consuming stimulating recreational substances, perhaps, at a stretch, unfussy contractors working locally who could sleep through global atomic warfare after an exhausting day on site. However it was most certainly not for us, two old friends meeting up for a contemporary Indian meal and a couple of drinks in the metropolitan city of Bristol. My opinion is, it would be far better to market this property for what it really is; a relatively inexpensive place for younger people to briefly shut their dilated eyes and rest their clammy chemical riddled bodies after an evening of intense off-their-box raving nearby.
A glazed panel with three panes of vertical glass.
A text message that reads “??? was expecting call, need to arrange our day tomorrow”
A beaver’s arse.
A list of train stops in Yorkshire, including Settle, Ribblehead, Dent and Horton-in-Ribblesdale.
A book called The Skull by Jon Klassen.
Generic social media marketing spam made to look like a threaded email with the subject “Victoria asked me to get in touch”
The cover of an unreleased and unfinished book called The Haemorrhoid.
Wooden paper roll holder on French cleat rail system.
A wooden kitchen roll holder that looks remarkably like a sex toy.
Two middle aged men chatting sat next to ruins on the Yorkshire moors
A large wooden workbench in a scruffy looking workshop that looks like it could be the scene of a terrible murder.
A small workshop containing an unfinished workbench.
The Festool magazine issue number 5 with the headline “Family Business” the cover shows 3 generations of carpenters.
A rectangular wooden frame stood up vertically and held with a tired middle aged man’s hand.
First person shot of a man’s feet with a mouse by them.
A logo that reads Skate Deck Frame in an irregular sans-serif font with a 3D shadow.