Morklympious

@mork.live

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Legitimately the funniest man that lives inside your little doom rectangle. I make video games for a living. (Crucible, New World, Guild Wars 3) I stream, too. https://mork.live PLAY ABSOLVER.

Various merchandise items from Unrealfest 2026
A video in which morklympious falcon punches a zelda on final destination in super smash brothers melee, not knowing it would work. But it did.
A vinyl of BILMURI’s “American Motorsports: 420CC edition”
A sous vide bath with bags of diced potatoes cooking.
A picture of vacuum sealed chicken drumsticks
A picture of a character from the game R.E.P.O. With the player name “Morklympious” above a title of “King of the Losers”
A picture of three energy drink cans that’s are open, two are in cupholders and one is being held. There is no room for another drink in a cupholder.
A stack of three collapsible milk crates, each containing a 9 inch CRT and a Wii with accessories.
A clip of Mork playing Super Smash Brothers Melee and absolutely failing to kill a marth several times and almost dying several times. Resulting in a trade that kills both players
A neon wingstop sign with the “S” not illuminated, making it read as “wing top”
A photo of Ando San, a Rock Hip Hop Artist standing in a mostly empty room with one of the NASTIEST stank faces while he plays
An image depicting an FC of Bleed by Meshuggah performed at 125% speed.
A blood bag pin with guitar hero colors and the text "bleed" to commemorate my silly little holiday!
A blember sticker! meant to mean "bleedecember" but for shitposting purposes "blember" is cuter.
A picture of BEEFLORD STREAMKING. Which is the internals of a new desktop computer. It is entirely pearly white shows all the components.
“i like to watch your videos because they’re funny and you explain stuff well even when it’s about a video game I’ll never play. It’s satisfying and makes me want to put more work on my art stuff”
A design grid with a box that says "DON'T"
Potato wedges pictured with a price label in which someone has written a smiley face so it’s “potato wedges :)”. Though everyone knows they’re called jojos and no, that’s not just a Pacific Northwest thing, it’s just CORRECT.
A cropped photo of Morklympious wearing weird pants, a Fanny pack, and posing in front of a hotel mirror
A picture of two and a half delicious, mouth watering slices of pizza on two trays, with those tiny curly pepperonis and some grease with a caption “nature is healing”
Various alarms set for both AM and PM times. Some of which are concerningly not round numbers like 3:42pm and 5:13pm
POV: You've just been thrown to your death by the Beatles and they know they're far too powerful to ever be charged for your murder
A picture of someone with devil horns wearing safari attire and bending over to listen to a monstrous plant with sharp teeth. The plant says “alone with hentai in an incognito tab this Valentine’s Day? Enter the shadows” and there’s a url: www.simonshado.ws
A sweater with a skeleton on a skateboard holding a knife and a rose with the text “worlds nicest badass”
James Sutherland from Silent Hill 2 with text: Big number go up has lead me to places *I* wouldn’t even go with a gun
What the fuck man
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