Fi, Curse Cartographer

@morrigan.hasameli.com

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Something more than a memory, and a keeper of many curses. CAUTION: Account contains unmarked cognitive hazards. Pronouns are she and they. 🏳️‍⚧️

a meme of gordon ramsey shouting; in impact font over the picture is "That's 'Yes Chef'"
A meme; on one side, 'normal pockets' with 'a phone' - on the other, witches pockets, which have such items as a pipe, seashells, axe, pomegranate, deer skull, bird nest, blood, book, more fruit [grapes] and rocks
the kinks test; the pertinent kinks in order of their appearance are Experimentalist, Exhibitionist Voyeur Switch Masochist Non-monogamist Sadist Brat Rope bunny Degradee Rigger Submissive Brat tamer Primal (Prey) Degrader Primal (Hunter) Dominant
the purity score test that's the current meme for june 19; the score is 34.4%
a meme, 'the cable code' using cables for flagging purposes. Ethernet tops as "has internet" and bottoms as "take me online"; thumbdrive tops as "has data" and bottoms as "looking for files"; SCART is "tidy" and "simplify me"; remote control is button presser vs press my buttons; powerbank is has power/top me off; f connector is coaxer / coax me - pun with coax as in persuade vs. co-ax as in coaxial cable; RCA video is has video vs likes to watch; rca audio as loud/likes to listen; serial is one at a time and paraellel is the more the merrier
Fi, in a brown hat, red tank, black capris, and wearing a tan bag, looks glitchily at the camera. Her eyes are obscured by the glitching. She has a raven skull necklace, and on her bag on the right hip is tied a black handkerchief.
A few seconds later in the video, she's giving an absolutely smouldering look at the camera in full girlboss in a suit affect with incredible dark eyeshadow and a smile that says she knows exactly what she's doing to all us impressionable lesbians
A frame from the opening of the Eurythmics' 'sweet dreams' video, with girlboss-coded Annie Lennox posing in silhouette holding some kind of rod.
the high femme to stone butch meme, populated with various archaic weapons. From most-femme to most-butch, the weapons are rapier, dueling flintlock, katana, bodice dagger, bearded axe; spear as the midpoint; longsword, chainsaw, spiked club, labrys, and finally a studded-handle horseman's pick
A smol white axolotl peering out of a tank
A sticker on a utility pole with jesus leaning in and the caption damn I gave you a great ass
A picture of a small koi pond. There are several multicolor koi in there, with various black, white, yellow, and orange patches. Koi are kinda like calico fish, if you think about it...
A diagram of several commercially available trucks and the M1 tank, showing relative distances when children of the median 5yo and 3yo sizes would be visible to the driver of the vehicle. The GMC Sierra performs exceptionally poorly in this regard, but none of them have visibility superior to the -actual tank-
a watercolor, credited to thestuffedalligator from tumblr, showing a lilac and egg tied with a ribbon. The caption has the revolutionary slogan "Truth, Justice, Freedom, Reasonably Priced Love, and a Hard Boiled Egg"
a trans flag with the text "if she has this flag she can fix your computer" superimposed over it
Zephyr, a brown tabby maine coon cat, is resting his head on Mistral, a grey dilute tortie. Sirocco, a short hair brown tabby, is curled up nearby
A grey dilute tortie, Mistral, is laying on a blue blanket hugging Fi's arm to encourage more scratches and belly rubs
The head of a brown tabby with long fur. He is laying on a blue blanket with an affect of abject exhaustion despite having been running around meowing moments earlier.
Fi's selfie; she's wearing a red tank top and a brown hat. There's some vinelike tattoos down her arm. She's sitting on a picnic bench by a pink wall, half in sun and half in shade. She seems content.
A longhair brown tabby cat cutely ignoring the fact he is being photographed quite deliberately.
Sirocco, a brown tabby, laying on her side by my leg, half looking into the camera but generally looking content
mid-14c., hogge, but probably in Old English (implied late 12c. in hogaster), "a swine," especially a castrated male, "swine reared for slaughter" (usually about a year old), also used by stockmen for "young sheep before the first shearing" (early 14c.) and for "horse older than one year," suggesting the original sense had to do with age, not type of animal. Possibility of British Celtic origin [Watkins, etc.] is regarded by OED as "improbable." The word 'castrated' is highlighted for emphasis in the screenshot
A piece of hillside in central california. It's pretty steep looking and there are some pretty yellow flowers.
A brown swirly striped tabby sleeping by a leg
from tumblr user manywinged - "nothing will make you think "i have got to get weirder" more than finally feeling comfortable enough around other people to admit to interests of yours that you think make you a freak and a weirdo only to realize with a combination of embarrassment and relief that you're like a normie to them "sicko feedback loop" is a warrior's bond stronger and more meaningful than marriage
A hellsite tweet stating "only 5% of ~80 respondents at an endocrinological conference for the treatment of trans people understood that the estradiol formulation that causes increased DVT risk... isn't used in trans HRT, only in birth control. it's ethinylestradiol." with a cited paper.
Sirocco, a brown shorthair tabby, curled up in Fi's arm
Fi's legs, showing off some pretty nice calves
Director of marketing saying my causal relationship b/t ads and disinfo is incorrect
Account spewing some shit about not.being able to take claims of being traumatized on social media seriously
Fi's lower leg. She has some pretty reasonable muscle definition when she flexes.
A pic of Fi's rack in a blue sports bra. It is pretty awesome if she does say so herself.
It's Zephyr! He's a large fluffy brown tabby maine coon cat with only one braincell
a large shaggy cow with large horns. Because horny.
The "this is not a place of honor" text, done up as one of those live/laugh/love kind of inspirational wall poster designs
Mistral, a dilute grey tortie, stares at the camera as she sits on a cat tree
This includes pushing schools to adopt junk science painting transgender youth as carriers of a pathological disorder, one that’s capable of spontaneously causing others–à la the dancing plague–to adopt similar thoughts and behaviors.
The records show how the College, which the Southern Poverty Law Center (SPLC) describes as a hate group, managed to introduce fringe beliefs into the mainstream simply by being, as the founder of Fox News once put it, “the loudest voice in the room.”
a frame from dresden codak with a young kimiko ross holding a cooking and saying "I will do science to it"
Mistral, a grey dilite tortie, washing Zephyr, a brown tabby maine coon who is noticeably larger
A pair of green semitrailers emblazoned with american flags and "Truck-it Daddy"
A large brown tabby maine coon cat staring out a screen door
the horrible goose has cornered a villager in a bricked nook with what ostensibly may be a pipe of amontillado
Sirocco is a brown tabby with interested-affect whiskers being adorable
Zephyr, a brown tabby maine coon cat, is peering out of a bureau drawer that he largely fills. He is very fluffy.
One of the Wheatstacks series of paintings, this one being winter morning. They're softly illumned with gold/blue light