Shogay Hoetani

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GAY METAL NERD | CORPSE PAINT COMMUNIST | BAN EVASION ENTHUSIAST I like baseball and pokemon a bit too much my youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@paladin.mp4

I was playing two pair for a bit, and it does scale in chips better but I got ahead on pairs quick and stuck with it.
Play full house over and over easy game
The base mult was high enough on straight flush to justify The Family on the left, I trusted in RTB and it didn't fail me. Using pairs as ways to toss Face cards while stacking and padding score was essential. Somehow my anaglyph run with party joker and tons of negatives failed though. Gold stakes keep you honest.
I think 14 hand size is the 4 from bean, +2 from Paintbrush and Palette vouchers, and the +2 default hand size is reduced by Ouija. I believe Vampire was naturally negative or from negative skip.
Zodiac is a fun deck in general because it basically just gives you a bigger toolbox. If you get one or two solid jokers early you're gonna have a good time.
Not much to say, got Flush leveled decently high, never got the right setup for Straight Flush or Flush House so kept it simple. Fibonacci and Fist came from Double tag Holographic. Had some steel cards which helped the scoring get above 100k. It was funny because I tried forcing Flush House or Flush Five in other runs and it didn't work. All you need is xMult and some blue Seals, crazy.
Amber Acorn is rarely a problem, and with my scoring potential being what it was it was kind of a joke
Bigger deck = bigger blue joker = more chips. Chips is the easiest source of points in Plasma, as x Mult at a large scale is hard to come by.
Using most of your hands and having one consumable slot doesn't give you a lot of potential to develop an economy, so no money for rerolls, just buy selling whatever was presented to me and relying on planet packs. Jokers like Campfire and Madness are indirectly buffed with all the unique stickers, as Campfire loves rental jokers (buy for 1, sell for 1) and Madness can't eat Eternals but still gets the mult Don't let your experience from lower stakes tunnel vision your play. Pairs are good. Almost every joker has a use!
Yorick is the best legendary Joker to pull in a normal run, especially a gold stake. Just never skip and you're guaranteed 10X mult by Ante 8.
I even survived Violet Vessel, with 130k points over using only 3 hands. I don't think I had many vouchers, other than Overstock, but I used Abstract Joker in his natural environment and spammed Xmult to smash through each ante. I skipped for a Polychrome, Rare, and I believe some Boss Blind money, and skipped for a negative and something else when Party rolled around
Originally this build was designed to be a 4/5kind, but a Foil Half Joker limited me to 3kind, which was fine. Don't remember if my other Xmult was constellation or The Trio but it doesn't matter. Green is tricky to navigate, don't get too complacent with your early game
Playing High Card as a pseudo discard is low risk, if not encouraged, when you are playing 4kind or other hyper specific/one shot builds. I don't remember if Ouija gave me a bunch of kings, or I death'd a bunch. I did Hang plenty of cards and used Magic Trick to replenish later while scaling Hologram.
Scoring potential was ridiculous, so Cerulean Bell was again a breeze even without optimal hands.
Cerulean Bell normally destroys 5-card builds, but is merely a slight annoyance when playing pairs. My extra hand vouchers helped but didn't matter at the end of the day.
Lexington and my foot, yes for free
Context: Tim Walz tweeting a PR response to the murder of UnitedHealth CEO. A baseball analysis account, PitchProfiler, responds with his personal experience being denied critical care from UnitedHealth alongside his disdain for the company and aforementioned CEO. I chime in with a BASED ALERT, and enter chucklefuck. Right before the following exchange, he sent me a DM, which is the other picture. Chucklefuck: "nah fuck you and fuck Jeremy" Me: "go glaze a living CEO bro" Chucklefuck: "nah I won't I'll just go along with my life knowing how to be a decent person unlike you and your butt buddy Jeremy" Me: "you called me a slur in my DMs?!"
Email that says "slytwinuk" not "slytwink" like my brain thought
My 50yr old dad putting on his reading glasses to learn what all the jokers do
Stewie and Brian Family Guy AI Generated to wear Jordans and drinking Lean with the caption "You can't get 477 followers without getting a few enemies"
Day 21 no baseball with pictures of a guy crying and spluttering
"Shut up, nerd" overlayed onto a nonsense line graph
Tall epic cool gamer god in a blue dress shirt, grey pants, black tie, and Columbo type beat green jacket
Gold stake Blue Deck in Balatro. I could easily score a million off of one 4-kind hand, and had a total of 6 hands, so I could've easily min-maxed my gold stickers but its np :)
This is Balatro. Specifically, me winning on the final round of Ante 8 on Orange Stake with the Plasma Deck. (second hardest difficulty, second coolest deck). My best hand scored for nearly a million points, score req was 800k. Final score of this round was 1.3 million in only two hands. Jokers in next screen.
Tweet 1: "so what are y'all thoughts on the filibuster now joy emoji" by laser giant Tweet 2: "guy who thinks" by gaykwon aka The Abortive Hussy The joke is I can't respond to the first post BC I'll be "the guy who thinks" and if I don't then I'll be silent on the ever so important matter of my opinions on the filibuster. I'm really funny btw.
My fat orange baby, Lexington, snuggling up with a box of mandarins on my kitchen counter.
A low-res Dr. Wilson from House MD saying "Hawk Tuah bro <3"
My big orange baby boy Lexington eyeing me down. My blurry body in the foreground
My fat orange cat Lexington snuggling between two blankets, one Sherpa, one grey. He is cozy.
My tumblr blog - https://paladin-blog.tumblr.com/ - Music box on the left with some songs I picked and a double-sidebar layout to be compact and efficient with relevant info. I posted some very simple edits I made of the Pale Swordsman cover while listening to it
Gold Stake - Plasma Deck Jokers: Fortune Teller (+36), Hanging Chad, Foil Arrowhead, Polychrome Seal, Polychrome Clever Joker I just let my deck fill up with seals to get tons of value. Could score anywhere from 400-700k a turn with Full Houses. Got enough purple seals to turn most of my 100 card deck into Spades for Arrowhead, plenty of blue seal procs, and red seals went crazy ofc. Had hiker for a few antes, would've been better to keep it tbh
My YouTube video hitting 10K views a week after upload 🤠 120 people thought my video was good enough to subscribe off rip.
Yes you read that right -37 degrees CELSIUS outside. And fog. Driving wasn't too bad today
"Rammus (me) not playing for fun" Rammus is a very passive champion that does entirely reflect damage from attacks, which is a really good counter to some champs but is considered "no fun" to play against. I find it fun :) "overweight bullied reject with no family" only one of those things is true!
Trump themed flashlight called MAGA THRUSSY, molded from his own luxurious thrussy, of course.
My dad's ?⭐️ review of Rebel Moon: "Snyder Star Wars-Seven Samurai, nonsensical, slow-mo, emotionless, master bastion (?). I fell asleep to part 1. Netflix production."
An idyllic utopia with the caption "society if I could kill people I don't like"
The Yukon is there. It's always been there.
shadow the hedgehog wearing Beats headphones listening to men moaning
My twink and his XXL ass
Doodlebob (right) for reference
My tortoiseshell princess Nellie. She is very fluffy baby. She is softer than she looks if you can believe it
The Pokemon Omanyte... my cthulu baby...
Bluesky user GRINDCOREGUY in corpse paint for a Halloween party. Corpse paint is inspired from KISS yes but Paul Stanley didn't look like this bro. Shoutouts to my BF for doing this in 90 minutes
Le enlightened centrist
Found something nearby..
Baseball Reference page for Johnny Grubb, not much to talk about unless you care about 80s baseball just thought the phrase at the bottom was funny
Solving for X using the timeline
Omg a picrew with equal amounts of masculine and androgynous options wowie
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Lexington, the Large