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Journalist Clairvoyant He/him

Ray Park as frog or something out of x men.
A green and yellow train.
A shit pint of Heineken in a shit plastic glass.
An image of a train platform looking down the tracks.
A small (3 cup) Bialetti moka pot. The water reservoir at the bottom is red, the top jug part is green, and there's a silver strip in the middle so that it all lpops a bit like the Italian flag.
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here. There's a speech bubble at the top to imply the post above is being said by a sealion. Which it is.
DOCTOR TRAVELLING THROUGH SPACE AND TIME TRYING TO FIND A BIG SHIT I THINK WE'VE FOUND A QUIET LIFE FORMS, OXYGEN AT 20% FUCK THAT? LET ME OUT, TO DR SHREDDIES DOWN, ANDI COMIN AFTER ME! X SET THE CO-ORDINATES FOR GRIND! CROAK (GET IN! NO-ONE FOR MILES! BULOUS IT'S WE GO... LOOK OOT! 15 E FUDGE! RIGHT JAMIE.! I'VE JUST REMEMBERED ON METEBELIS 3. QUICK SET THE O-ORDINATES, I'VE GOT HURRY UP, FOR FUCKS SAKE I THINK I'M TDUCHING CLOTH SORRY DOCTOR. BUT I WAS OUT OT THE SQUIRTS SOMETHING ROTTEN. I BASTARDS! GRIND CROAK RASHT! SET THE. CO-ORDINAT FUCKING DESPERATE! WE'VE OR I'LL SHIT MY BLO HALT! HALTY PAR INTRUD SKLUDINK! PLOP-PIOP-PLO PUNK! PLINKI N DISBUSTING! WHATA. STINK! DISSUSTING NK!DISBUSTING SYOU. FILTHY. BASTARDL NEXT WEEK. THE
Theres too much text, but its a 20 odd panel comic where Dr Poo travels time and space trying to find somewhere to have a shit.
A screen grab of the article OP linked to. The screen is full of intrusive ads and not one single word of the actual article is visible.
A bottle of Santa Teresa rum.
Abe from Abe's Oddysee
A Sonic the Hedgehog electric toothbrush
Some lad from Chernobyl asking about stuff that is OFF THE SCALE.
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It is important to highlight that your stoma should not be used for penetrative sex as this could be very dangerous and could cause trauma.
Old woman in an interview who said "you're joking. Not another one"
Just in case you see the cunt out and about, like. Smug fucker, isn't he?
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A screenshot of the confusingly named 1943: Battle of Midway. It is an air battle taking place exclusively over the sea. There are no distinguishing features geographically. The Battle of Midway took place in 1942, but this game is a sequel to the game "1942" which is based on the Battle of Midway. So the name "1943: the Battle of midway" is shite.
A tweet from @davecakes.bsky.social saying "Embarring name calling here."
A shirt that goes insanely hard. It has a picture of the civil rights movement from Northern Ireland on the front and the names of the people killed dur8ng Bloody Sunday on the back.
A Welsh Guiness advert that says "Guinness yw gwin y gwan"
The piss bridge across the river Foyle in Derry.
The Derry Girls Mural of the Derry Girls, in Derry.
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A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here.
Some polprof
A step by step process on how to draw an owl. Step 1 draw some circles [and some circles have been drawn that approximately the head and body of the owl] Step 2 Draw the rest of the fucking owl [and a very detailed very good pencil drawing of an owl is there]
The phrase "get up, go home, I'm opposed to what you're doing" in the burger king font and with a bap round the "get up, go home"
A picture of a sealion for this sealioning cunt here
A screen shot from a music app of a band called Goitse.
If you wish to donate, visit: https://www.gofundme.com/f/mrs-garricks-service-charges-fundraiser
A search of Hansard showing that Jonathan Blackmore is, without doubt, considered a paedo by MPs.
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Jabby finger man on Question Time arguing with reality.
A picture of Scott Seiss.
An Al picture of Terry leopard. Completely unnecessary.
A packet of Nordy Tayto Onion Rings on the left and Irish Tayto "Jonnie Onion Rings" on the right.
Two consecutive news articles offered to me by my phone. The first about spotty aliens Angine de Poitrine, the second about Biffy Clyro front man Simon Neil.
A character called Jack Hughes, which i assume is a play on "j'accuse"
Reg Park playing Hercules in some early 60s film.
Ryland Grace from the film Project Hail Mary played by one of the Ryans. Gosling, maybe?
“The next Labour government will therefore bring about an immediate modernisation, by introducing legislation to remove the right of hereditary peers to sit and vote in the House of Lords”
A can of Never Eat Another Man's Applause IPA from Verdant brewing.
Some pwingies
A photo of some train cans, decanted into plastic glasses.
A close up of a light fitting with a stupid screw with a stupid square hole in it.
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Craig Noone having his hair ruffled by Neil Warnock.
A poster for dune, but dune has been replaced by woims
Peter Walker of the Guardian with a speech bubble coming out of his mouth as if he is saying the quoted tweet.
David E. Sanger White House reporter X Trump again railed on the 2015 Iran nuclear deal, which he canceled in 2018. He has argued, both Monday and today, that Iran would have obtained nuclear weapons already had he not terminated the agreement. "Unbelievable nuclear holocaust would have taken place," Trump said. That's a bit of a mystifying statement, because Trump's exiting the deal ended up lifting the agreement's restraints on Iran, an agreement the Iranians had largely complied with until after Trump ended it.
Cover art for James Pond: Underwater Agent. It shows a goldfish mocked up as Bond.
A clearly incorrect inspection cover.
The far superior Northern Irish Tayto Onion Rings