Morgan L. Stringer

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Politicial quiz results show that my politics are most similar to Zohran Mamdani. This means I have the Mandate of Heaven.
Michael Scott looking stunned as he shakes his boss’s hand.
A DOG TOOK MY FACE AND GAVE ME A BETTER FACE TO CHANGE THE WORLD: THE CELESTE CUNNINGHAM STORY poster for a Lifetime movie from 30 Rock.
Back of Anne Hathaway’s gown at the 2026 Met Gala. The painting features Irene, Greek goddess of peace and a small dove motif at the side. The gown is designed by Michael Kors and hand-painted by Peter McGough.
Lil Yachty explaining the line “she blow that dick like a cello” in his song “Peek a Boo.” He says in his verified Genius lyrics annotation: “OK, let's stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, "Hey man. I don't know if you know what this is, but it ain't that." I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don't. That's a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.” Unfortunately, Lil Yachty is still incorrect. Squidward plays a clarinet.
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify Meme. Harvard? The Puritan Minister?
A rolling could featuring a dog’s face labeled The Supreme Court looms as it is about to engulf a labeled thriving modern society. The thriving modern society is filled with different neighborhoods and homes, all are unsuspecting of the looming sudden danger
Delicious crawfish featuring a red potato and some corn on the cob. The spice and seasoning are on point because the cook was not afraid of disappointing those who can’t handle the spice, which must flow.
Crashed out so hard that I went to the sea.
Jim Downey Asks to Clarify meme.
Doug Dimmadone, Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome. From the Fairly Odd Parents.
Samurai in TV show Shōgun saying to another character: I assume it's proper for you to commit seppuku at once.
Mississippi Governor Tate Reeves Facebook post on Feb. 4th, 2026 stating: I have spent the last 23 years fighting the leftists, their liberal ideology, and the Mississippi Democratic Party's philosophy that government knows best. They believe the people should NEVER be empowered - only the government should! I have NO reason to get mad at the Democrats - they openly believe something very different than me. Their approach is wrong and we have proven them wrong over and over with our education results. In fact, our "Mississippi Miracle" only started because Conservatives took over the House and Senate in 2011 and for 8 years we passed laws that adhered to our political philosophy. That is why—in my 23 years-I've never been more disappointed in elected officials than I am this morning in LG Hosemann and Senator Dennis Debar. They killed a Republican legislative priority shared by conservatives all across this country and they worked closely with the Democrats to do it. Even worse-they tried to do it in the dark and hide it from MS conservatives on a deadline day. The Mississippi Senate Education Committee: Where Conservative priorities go to Die. And where the Democrat philosophy still dominates.
Cropped image of post that makes it appear as if it had said: I have discovered that a very good way to counter The Horrors is to focus on drinking
Lucille Bluth played by the iconic Jessica Walter in Arrested Development holds a cupcake and says, “Good for her.” She says this in response to watching the news with her youngest adult son Buster. As the news finishes reporting a case in which a stressed mother lets her car roll into a lake with her kids trapped inside, Lucille responds with a hardy “good for her” panicking Buster and her maid seen in the background ironing.
Jeb Bush meme featuring his slogan “Jeb!” Jeb makes a pose with arms stretched out to his sides and head aloft as if receiving the energy that is Jeb! He is overlaid over a yellow map of the USA, showing his complete and total electoral victory that could have been.
Group of people (including me) at a bar table at Southern Prohibition Brewery in Hattiesburg, Mississippi. I triumphantly hold the awarded gift card
A red & white Pembroke Welsh Corgi with an orange bandage on his left front leg where he had an IV inserted. He is the best boy.
The Norman Rockwell guy standing up to give an impassioned, brave speech meme. I’m using this meme correctly because many people are weirdly into shielding social media companies from liability.
Quiz on what Pantone color you are. I got: Peach Fuzz • You are creative and imaginative. • You love talking with people and never run out of conversation topics. • You care about how others feel and understand their emotions well. • You like setting goals, but you often find yourself short on time to fulfill them through. • You love meeting new people and having diverse experiences. • Even after having fun, you sometimes feel down. 13-1023 #FFBE98 RGB: 254, 190, 152 СМУК: 0,35, 39, 0
From Jacob Savage’s navel-gazing article whining about the plight of white male millennials: The white men shut out of the culture industries didn't surge into other high-status fields. They didn't suddenly flood advertising, law, or medicine, which are all less white and significantly less male than they were a decade ago. White men dropped from 31.2 percent of law school matriculants in 2016 to 25.7 percent in 2024.
Scene from Fleabag where the main character turns to the camera breaking the 4th wall. She is seated in a church pew. In the show, she’s in love with the priest that is seen preaching.
Twister movie poster
Movie poster for O Brother, Where Art Though featuring prisoners escaping from a chain gang through a field and depicting those actors in the top right corner from left to right: Tim Blake Nelson, John Turturro, and George Clooney.
“There are dozens of us. Dozens!” Image of Tobias Funke played by David Cross in Arrested Development
Willem Dafoe looking shocked and surprised
Image of my student ID from Hinds Community College on April 17, 2013. I’m featured wearing a plaid button up shirt, silver dangly earrings, and shoulder length wavy medium to dark brown hair. I have thinner eyebrows which I have mixed feelings about going back to.
Michael Eisner tweet: Where has all the leadership gone? If not for university presidents, law firm managing partners, and corporate chief executives standing up against bullies, who then will step up for the first amendment? The "suspending indefinitely" of Jimmy Kimmel immediately after the Chairman of the FCC's aggressive yet hollow threatening of the Disney Company is yet another example of out-of-control intimidation. Maybe the Constitution should have said, "Congress shall make no law abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press, except in one's political or financial self-interest." By-the-way, for the record, this ex-CEO finds Jimmy Kimmel very talented and funny.
Arthur looking concerned and contemplative
A unique example of redneck engineering from South Mississippi. The image was taken in a crawl space with a dirt floor beneath an old house. There is a stump from an old telephone pole holding up a floor of a house. There is even a silver metal loop where the telephone wire would’ve gone through. The pole is attached to a piece of lumber between the floor above and the telephone pole. The telephone pole simply rests on the dirt below.
Field on fire
Field next door on fire with smoke billowing. I say “what the hell is going on?” It appears to be a controlled burn. I sure hope it is.
Transcript of deposition of Laura Loomer. The court reporter says “one at a time. Do not let the record suffer. The record is suffering.”
Society if meme. Meme portrays a utopian futuristic society with a grassy park included.
Chairman Milley
Young Michael Scott from “The Office” with a fanny pack and mullet shaking Ed Truck’s hand. Ed Truck is in a typical corporate business suit.