Jim Vark 🌌

@mountain.stoats.boats

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I ride bikes in nice places and yell about sports. That's it, that's all.

A tabby and white kitten sits on a set of electronic scales looking up at the camera. The scales read 728g.
Two tabby cats, one big one small, curled up contemplating a snooze.
The kitten and her mum curled up in my lap, looking up at the camera
A small white + tabby kitten in front of a bush
Snow covered lake under blue sky
Small tabby + white cat who has shed her feral nature and is rolled over snuggling while looking up at the camera
Text reads: "Vaguely amused to notice that the word slop has expanded from AI to any soulless stuff designed to sell. At least with my kids. Marvel movies = slop. Cakes in Costa = cake slop. A 'name that meme' card game in a charity shop = millennial slop."
A small wary tabby cat is keeping their distance
HWA Evo.R in the pits at night, with mechanics surrounding working on the car.
A slow worm just chilling in the sun.
Small tabby cat lying on a shelf in a shed, illuminated by a sunbeam.
- Update: 5 orgs - wow it looks like a major hospitality management platform in europe does this because i just started to get lists of folks and which hotels they are checking in to good lord people - i feel an email to the information commissioners office coming on
i was quite surprised to discover that no one had registered deleteduser [dot] com, and was curious to see how many emails i'd get if i registered it, assuming many orgs 'delete' logic probably just overwrote the email address with blahblah@deleteduser.com or similar. The answer, is at least 3 different orgs in the hour that I've owned that domain and been listening for email. And yes, all of those emails contain the actual PII of the person who has been 'deleted' :-D
1999 BMW V12 LMR art car by Jenny Holzer
Young reindeer on snow-patched grass with snowy hills and trees behind
View of snowy road running off into the distance under blue sky
Snow-covered Lyngen Alps looming through the mist across the water
View of ice road over frozen river, the border between Sweden and Finland. A footbridge to the right allows crossing in warmer seasons.
View over frozen lake under blue sky with scattered clouds, with low rolling hills behind. Two snowmobiles are visible in the distance crossing the lake.
Red nordic hut with spraypainted "YNWA" text on facing wall, with fjord and snowcapped mountain behind
View looking down dry rock slab path with rope handrail over small town with sea and mountains behind.
View across the water to Arctic Cathedral in Tromsø in the gloom under clouds, with snow covered hills behind
Text reads: "Blair Braverman is a writer, adventurer and dogsled musher who has competed in the Iditarod and Kobuk 440. (She took 36th place in the 2019 Iditarod, becoming the first Jewish woman to finish the storied, 1,000-mile (1,609km) race.) “Personally, if I were with a man and he wandered away from me on a mountain, I’d be more worried for him than me,” she said. “I think it’s interesting that [the term] assumes that the woman is the one with less capability.”"
There is a tabby cat staring at you as you lay on the sofa. Do not make any sudden moves.
View of mountain behind loch surrounded by windblown high grass under blue sky
It's an armchair with no arms? With like... 4 inch long legs. And it's orange.
Duolingo 2500 day streak
Snow on the moors
Two cats on a windowsill looking out at me, in another room looking out of another window at them. This phenomenon appears extremely puzzling to them.
Blue Mazda MX-5 in warehouse/showroom
Ingame text of max level being achieved with 0 days, 1 hour, 37 minutes, 0 seconds time played
Two cats utilising the only heat source available (me)
Fully sprawled out tabby cat demanding belly rubs immediately tyvm
Tabby cat snuggling her nose into her paw while giving an evil stare.
Youtube recap screenshot of top 5 artists. 1. Metric 2. Chappell Roan 3. 2hollis 4. The Mountain Goats 5. Lights
Screenshot from The Walt Disney Company website, annual financial report. Text reads "Entertainment: Full year segment operating income increased 19% to $4.7 billion. Q4 segment operating income of $691 million, a decrease of $376 million compared to the prior-year quarter, driven by theatrical slate comparisons."
The tiniest campfire, surrounded by snow
a green cliffside, awash with many puffins and their burrows
Dark navy blue mazda mx-5 on a driveway under a tree
Small white + tabby cat on a woven throw blanket with text "le mog" visible
screenshot of dril tweet: "joke's on you; i actually love being body slammed by one dozen perfect wrestlers. and my mouth isn't filled with bloodm, it's victory wine"
screenshot of twitter embed from @vxunderground: Chat, we are cooked Discord is being extorted by the people who compromised their Zendesk instance They've got 1.5TB of age verification related photos. 2,185,151 photos tl;dr 2.1m Discord users drivers license and/or passport might be leaked. Unknown number of e-mails
Image from https://benansell.substack.com/p/british-politics-midlife-crisis showing intended PMC vote in next election, showing band of centre-right leaning 'don't know' voters.
Discord screenshot of me saying "yeah the petition system is almost always "hi thanks for getting a million people to agree on something, unfortunately we don't agree so we won't be doing anything about it, bye""
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Screenshot of @Slasher tweet: "FalleN gets himself a tier 1 championship at age 34 in a win for ancient gamers everywhere. Eco at 31. Hungrybox at 32. Soulkey at 33. ANGE1 at 33. Rapha at 34. Karrigan at 34. Xiao Hai at 36. Tokido and Fuudo at 39. Knee at 40. Itabashi Zangief at 44! it's never too late"
Panel from Transformers:MTMTE with speech bubbles: Whirl - "no one cares" Brainstorm - "you say that Whirl, but maybe-" Whirl - "🎶no one cares what you have to say...!🎵"
Matcha, the Azerbaijan GP paddock cat, relaxing between practice sessions