Mousmine

@mouses.house

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'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE. Brent is looking at his phone in the kitchen. On his phone is a YouTube video by MealsDreams: "The Best Baked Ziti You've Ever Seen" In the video, a lady holds up an oven dish full of food, and says "Now would you look at that! Isn't that just The Best Baked Ziti You've Ever Seen?" Brent thinks for a second, then pulls up another YouTube video. This time, it's a video by FoodReheaters: "Does It Reheat Well: Best Baked Zi..." Two guys in sunglasses are standing by an oven dish and a microwave. One of them says "Yesterday, we made MealsDreams' Best Baked Ziti recipe. Today, we're seeing how it reheats. Let's GO!!"
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE. Tristan and Brent are in Brent's room. Brent is working on a platforming game. Brent: "I'm implementing “CoyoteTime” it's when you can still jump briefly after leaving a platform" The game shows a little knight character modeled after Brent, slowly moving away from a platform for the rest of the comic. In the last panel, he jumps off the air. Brent: "The proof is in the pudding" Tristan: "Well I'll be!"
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE. An angel on Brent's shoulder tells him: "Don't play the new Crazy Taxi game! It's made by Generative A. I." A devil on his other shoulder pokes him with a pitchfork and says: "He's right. Get me a beer" Brent walks down the stairs. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer" Brent is grabbing a beer from the fridge. The devil is still poking him and saying "Get me a beer"
Dat is het Lekkere van Analog Horror [Albert Heijn logo]
'GOOD GAMERS M' BY MOUSMINE. Brent walks in on Tristan gaming and startles him. Brent: "Dude our new housemate makes my skin crawl. His behavior really freaks me out and makes me uncomfortable. Ever since he started living here I just keep adding new crap to my game instead of doing anything useful because of the stress" Tristan: "I suppose we can go talk to him" They both leave the house, where an ugly small creature is looking through a bush using a telescope. Tristan: "Yo Scope Creep, Got a minute?"
Angry German Kid: How do i get this shitty headset off?
a partially loaded window from Monopoly Deluxe (1992) reads: "Buy Dog, You may purchase this" followed by a For Sale sign and a dog
square smilay
uh oh... it turns out i planted my apple orchard on an ANCIENT GAMER GRAVEYARD!! a morose looking apple says "they killed me for EXP..."
I don’t know… That’s scary…
Intro cutscene to Deer Avenger 3D
Welcome to Violence in 3 D This CD-ROM collection contains more than 1.000 levels and utilities for the most recent and most violent games.
a tribal gba SP is rabidly eating 'game boy grub' out of a doggy bowl with the gameboy advance startup logo on it. its owner says "yeah, her battery doesn't charge as good as it used to..."
A screenshot of an old GameMaker game. A message box reads "Hello, could you clear out these annoying skeletons for us, we would be mightily respectful"
coercion
it's like that meme that goes "no parappa! holding it in doesn't do anything!!" but it's tom from blendtec the guy who used to do the will it blend videos. and he's inhaled from a blender and the text says "no tom!!! don't breathe this!!!!!!!!"
the OpenAI logo
Small Mario looks exasperated as he attempts to jump up to a Mushroom being held up by a Lakitu's fishing rod. The Lakitu remarks: "That's a shame, Mario... You would easily be able to reach if you were in your Super form. But there wouldn't be much point to grabbing it then, would there?
Small Mario: "Please don't let me die... If I get hit, I'll perish right away!" Super Mario: "Do NOT let him take damage. He can still become strong like me, if you nurture his growth." Caption: Guide Him To A Powerup ~In his World of Coins and Blocks, You are his only Hope~
A lineup of three caving disaster slop video thumbnails. The one in the middle is titled "GRUESOMELY Stuck In Cave Rock For 4 Seconds | Underground Disasters" and depicts Mario stuck in the wall in 1-2, as seen in the Minus World Warp Zone trick.
#i am so sorry op and i mean this in the nicest way possible: these comics remind me of ctrl+alt+del