Michael P. Breen

@mpbreen21.bsky.social

4677 Followers 2289 Following

Historian of early modern French law & society at Reed College. Prattles on about history, dogs, politics, soccer, & hoops. H-France Editor-in-Chief (www.h-france.net)

AMERICA, Maurizio Cattelan (2016)
Stephen Miller claiming that Kamala Harris would start a war in the Middle East & get Americans killed, because every Republican accusation is a confession
Spain photoshops malignant narcissist Trump out of their trophy lift picture
Calvin & Hobbes playing Calvinball
USC football Trojans tweet about their Odyssey beginning on Aug. 29th
Bill the Butcher from GANGS OF NEW YORK
Stephen Miller O @StephenM X.com This isn't complicated. If you vote for Kamala, Liz Cheney becomes defense secretary. We invade a dozen countries. Boys in Michigan are drafted to fight boys in the Middle East. Millions die. We invade Russia. We invade nations in Asia. World War III. Nuclear winter. 10:34 • 11/1/24 • 2M Views
Timbers announce departure of longtime coach Shannon Murray to Columbus
Portrait of Henri II of France
A warm & sunny Section 108 at Providence Park
Calvin & Hobbes play Calvinball
L’Equipe rating the Paraguay v France referee 1/10
Oatmeal cartoon of Rambo the dog hiding under the couch on “Happy Scare the 💩 Out of Your Dog Day “
King George III portrait
THE WALL STREET JOURNAL. U.S. ECONOMY U.S. Snaps Hiring Hot Streak With Only 57,000 Jobs Added in June The unemployment rate edged down to 4.2% as more people left the labor force Nonfarm payrolls, monthly change 1.0 million 0.8 0.6 0.4 0.2 0 -0.2 2022 June: 57,000 25
Puppet Show & Spinal Tap sign
“The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can’t play it the same way twice”
My closest political match is Pope Leo XIV
Stephen Miller O @StephenM X.com This isn't complicated. If you vote for Kamala, Liz Cheney becomes defense secretary. We invade a dozen countries. Boys in Michigan are drafted to fight boys in the Middle East. Millions die. We invade Russia. We invade nations in Asia. World War III. Nuclear winter. 10:34 • 11/1/24 • 2M Views
Wreckage of the White House East Wing after its destruction by a vandal
L’Equipe headline about Miguel Almiron making history by being the first guy sent off for covering his mouth
Forecast showing a week of 100+ temperatures in Paris
My InTheWeights score
Joe & Jill Biden walk across the stage at the Obama Center opening today
Line of thunderstorms headed from Ontario to DC
Comically wrong NYT story about how it’s unclear whether Elon Musk is a conservative
Elderly Politburo members at May Day parade in Red Square
The only permanent rule in Calvinball is that you can’t play the same way twice
2 Reposted by Melissa Johnson, PhD jamelle• @jamellebouie.net • 1h Bluesky Elder especially re: 2, one must ask, in what way is this court majority actually opposed to Plessy v. Ferguson? Corey Rayburn...• @c... • 1h Bluesky Elder This will not end w/ voting rights. The fundamental premises of these SCOTUS opinions are: 1) Anti-discrimination is actually unconstitutional discrimination; 2) Intentional discrimination isn't actionable if any alternative rationale is presented. It's the beginning of the end of civil rights law. 30 ₫ 304 O 1.2K
NYT: 2016 headline downplaying Trump’s Russia ties
Stephen Miller O @StephenM X.com This isn't complicated. If you vote for Kamala, Liz Cheney becomes defense secretary. We invade a dozen countries. Boys in Michigan are drafted to fight boys in the Middle East. Millions die. We invade Russia. We invade nations in Asia. World War III. Nuclear winter. 10:34 • 11/1/24 • 2M Views
Sickos meme
Jeremy Peterman... @jere... • 40m "I think we're a team that definitely doesn't want this break to come. I don't think we've got the consistency, but there's been a better level of performance." -Phil Neville #RCTID { ① 0 2 日》… Jeremy Peterman... @jere... • 41m "When it becomes a bit of a running game, we need to drop our egos and compete. I think there's too many people who have underperformed." -Phil Neville #RCTID 01 日》…
Pedocon theory meme
Pedocon theory meme
NYT/Siena poll showing that only Republicans, who once claimed to oppose new wars in the Middle East, approve of Trump’s idiotic war in Iran
Lindsey Graham tweet from 2016 correctly predicted that Republicans will deserve their own destruction if they nominate Trump
Calvin & Hobbes play Calvinball
Comic of VART reviewing Judith for possibly beheading Holofernes in Artemisia Gentileschi’s famous painting
Calvinball comic
Goal smoke in the North End Timbers 1 - SKC 0
You killed the club (Real Madrid) but not the idea (PSG)
Louise Lucas schooling Ted Cruz, which is why Todd Blanche & the corrupt DOJ are going after her
Peter Magyar promises no mercy & accountability for the corrupt Orban regime
Lefty pundits blame Biden b/c Republicans refused to do the absolute bare minimum their constitutional oaths required b/c only Democrats have agency & only Democrats can be held responsible for Republicans’ gleeful destruction of the Constitution & our democracy & voters’ abject failure to do the minimum required of citizens in a constitutional republic
Mike Godwin @sfmnemonic By all means, compare these shitheads to Nazis. Again and again. I'm with you. 8/13/17, 8:03 PM
Goal smoke after Wilson makes it 2-0
Jose Mourinho with his quote that “5-4 is a hockey score, not a football score”
Pedocon theory cartoon
A husky mix hiding under a chair at the vet’s office
No Way To Prevent This, Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens
A happy black dog with a white muzzle looks at the camera
Worst person in the world meme from THE ONION
Trump cycle of stupidity meme
Post Aaron Rupar • @atrupar.com Bluesky Elder Awkward scenes aboard Artemis Il as Trump stops ranting and none of the astronauts have anything left to say to him, leading to extended dead air (MERICA 250 7:40 PM • Apr 6, 2026 611 reposts 243 saves ⑦ 264 $ 856 Everybody can reply 245 quotes 3K likes • 3K 贝
Unhinged Trump Truth about bombing Iran if they don’t “open the fuckin’ Strait”
NY Times: FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious. Gregg Phillips, who is in charge of responding to fires and floods, says the hand of God suddenly and mysteriously moved him to a 24-hour breakfast spot in Rome, Ga.
Matt Bors lefties made MAGA become skinheads cartoon