MPGomatic

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We’re all cartoon characters. We can do anything we want.

54.5 average MPG at 72° displayed on a Ford Fiesta’s driver information center.
A white Dodge Neon SRT Revenger, based loosely on the 2026 Peugeot e-208 GTi, headed up a mountain pass dirt road at sunset at speed, with a hideous neon green underglow.
A My Little Toaster themed Scion xB cruising down the buttery highway, with Santa and his reindeer flying above, dropping chrome supercharged V8 engines, wrapped in red ribbons with bows
A bull on fire, with machetes duct taped to his horns, running through a China shop, while Slash, wearing his signature top hat and decked out in a black leather suit, plays an electric guitar, rendered in the style of a Mad Magazine cover from the mid-1960s.
How many bags of Whole Foods groceries will fit into the cargo space in a Ford Fiesta hatchback?
A string quartet plays in the background on a street, while a stack of $100 bills burns.
2014 Ford Fiesta 1.0L trip meter showing 42.7 MPG.
Three grocery carts full of Whole Foods grocery bags, ready to load into a red Ford Fiesta hatchback.
Cadillac Allante center stack, red interior.
Two shopping carts full of grocery bags, behind a red Ford Fiesta with the hatchback open.