Mr. Dr. Prof. Patrick

@mr-dr-prof-patrick.bsky.social

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Wumbologist. Not a doctor on TV but I do play one in real life. Dr. Spaceman is my role model. I like birds. 8647. Mormonish? I use this account to yell at clouds. “Disingenuous dickhead” -anonymous Redditor review “Dumbass” - my PD

A blurry dog lunges at the camera with a goofy grin
A muddy dog lays on the grass, exhausted, next to a tennis ball
An old red dog with a white face looks up while his tongue sticks out crookedly. He is not threatening in the slightest
A dog with a silly grin on his face wearing glasses looking like a nerd. Beware.
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose, having accepted his fate of getting terrible tasting medicine, gives his owner a side eyed look of betrayal.
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose shakes his head to the right to try to get rid of the medicine taste
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose shakes his head left to try to get rid of the medicine taste
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose tries to spit out liquid medicine and looks in the still frame like he is shouting
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose sticks his tongue out in hopes that will get rid of the taste of his medicine
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine. The grimace turns into a snarl
An elderly red furred dog with a white face and chest and a black nose grimaces his face at the taste of nasty medicine
Andy Dwyer from parks and rec looking sheepishly embarrassed says “I still don’t know who will stencil is or why people love/hate him. And at this point, I’m too afraid to ask”
A silly dog wearing glasses and smiling
Tracy Jordan in 30 rock passively resisting
A sign on a street light says “do you want to learn to play the accordion?” With tabs to rip off with the words “no thank you” on each tab
Yikes
JD Vance looks eagerly at an anthropomorphic couch with eyes giving him the side eye
Gru evil plan meme: 1. Teach members just enough of the weird and bad stuff about church history 2. Members become inoculated against the actual truth about church history 3. Members leave in even greater numbers than before *gru double takes and checks the plan in confusion*
Gospel topics essays be like: (Lady with a disgusted face): Joseph married a 14 yo girl (Same lady with an curiously interested face): Joseph married a girl several months before her 15th birthday
Jesus is shocked, shocked.
Troy and Jeff from community suddenly realize all the racist things the gardener taking care of the trampoline said during their time with him. They remember the gardener saying the trampoline garden was “a place free from darkness”, “some are just natural jumpers” referring to Troy, then when they see a swastika tattoo on his chest he says “it’s going to be a maze”
Arthur’s clenched fist, struggling to contain a desire for violence
Jesse plemmons plays a soldier in the movie “civil war” and asks a character “what kind of American are you?” While holding an assault rifle and wearing pink tinted sunglasses
What’s actually happening is simpler, but more diabolical. Media is playing our society for fools. You’re not reacting to facts. You’re reacting to narratives. Both sides are being gassed up by party leaders and political figure heads for THEIR gain. Not yours. Or Renee's. Or Alex's. Let that sink in. So those feelings bubbling up... ...are you being played like a fiddle for someone else's agenda. It's your traumas, triggers, and tribalism. The animal brain in overdrive. And thanks to algorithmic media, it's never been easier. I'm a marketer. I change minds for a living. And frankly, I'm disturbed and disappointed by what I see.
This might be the most offensive post I've made. I genuinely don’t understand the public outrage around ICE and here's why: The claims: 👉 ICE is a violent organization 👉 ICE is deporting “thousands” of legal U.S. citizens 👉 ICE detention is inhumane But the facts don't agree. Since 2025, ICE has made over 328,000 arrests. During those arrest attempts, two people were killed (a 0.0006% incident rating). Tragic. Unfortunate. Unjust. I agree. But that still means 99.9994% of ICE arrests occurred without a fatal incident. In terms of "mistaken identity", documented reporting shows 170 U.S. citizens mistakenly detained. Some argue that number is underreported, so let’s be generous and double it to 340 just to appease the naysayers. Even then, ICE got citizenship status right 99.9% of the time.
For the record, I think it’s a tragedy that Pretti and Good lost their lives. I think full investigations should be done and as far as I can tell, I don’t think there was any cause for the Pretti shooting. It looked like a series of terrible things in too short of a time with too much noise and not enough communication. But it also looked like officers were assaulting people without cause. I also think that out of the tens of thousands of arrests, we would be hearing about all the ones that have gone wrong and it’s been these two as the major ones. It also happened where there are active sanctuary cities not anywhere else. It’s like causing the problem only to be appalled by the consequence you created. But people act like these two instances are all of ICE. Believe me, we’d hear about more And comparing deporting people to go back to their home countries (especially when one side actively hates the US, shouldn’t you be encouraging this?), to Nazi Germany is insane. There is a reason for these being the main controversies because in the vast majority of instances, no one is dying. On top of all of this, the census is based on populations, including illegal immigrants. That’s where we get the number of representatives in each state. The left is clearly very happy to allow more representatives in their states based on illegal immigration. This is how they steal the country.
Jesus is confused
A very upset lady points and screams “kitchen table issues” while an irritated cat says “fascist tyranny is a kitchen table issue moron”
Bovino gives his Gestapo brown shirts a Nazi salute as he leaves a Chicago courtroom
Bovino “legally, ethically, morally” deploys tear gas against residents in Chicago protesting his goons Gestapo tactics
Bovino gives a Nazi salute to his brown shirts leaving a courtroom in Chicago.
Bovino “Legally, ethically, and morally” throws a gas of tear gas at residents protesting his gestapo brown shirts
Greg Bovino screams and points at someone who did something he doesn’t like
Jesus looks shocked and disgusted
Greg Bovino gives a fucking Nazi salute to his “troops” as he leaves a Chicago court house
Greg Bovino lobs a tear gas canister at a crowd of protestors/onlookers with a snarl and an expression of pure hatred on his face
Greg Bovino strolls through American neighborhoods surrounded by masked goons pretending to be stormtroopers armed with assault rifles in full tactical gear like he’s farther fucking vader (spoiler- he’s actually a small coward)
Greg Bovino cosplays as a Nazi, surrounded by masked stormtroopers walking through federal court in Chicago
Greg Bovino cosplays as a nazi in his custom made CBP trenchcoat
Jesse Plemmons from the movie Civil War scratches his face and says, “okay. What kind of American are you?”
Goose chase meme with the goose asking “who was the deciding vote on RFK’s nomination” and then chasing a guy representing Cassidy demanding to know who it was (it was Cassidy)
Dril Tweet “issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. You do not, under any circumstances, “gotta hand it to them”
Advertisement for pioneer style clothing lists bloomers as one of the available items for purchase
Advertisement for authentic pioneer clothing for kids to buy for their pioneer trek experience.
A Leg lamp in a windowsill from a Christmas story
A sign taped to a lamppost says “Do you want to learn to play the accordion?” With strips at the bottom where a phone number would go, but instead each strip says “no thank you” with one of the strips already taken.
madison cube garden from futurama
A poster says “Basic human rights SHOULDN’T be a fucking debate.”