Mr_Roarbert

@mr-roarbert.bsky.social

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The "you wouldn't download a car" meme but it says "you wouldn't purloin a letter"
A text that says "So I've been thinking about it and I think I'd kill Mario, marry Luigi, and fuck Waluigi"
A bicolor tabby cat sitting on a book
Homer Simpson in a bathtub, labeled "reading my kid older books to expose her to different vocabulary" about to be hit with a chair by Bart Simpson, labeled "My daughter using 'queer' like she's Lewis Carroll"
A text message that says "Natty" with the phone suggesting either "Boh" or "Bumppo"
The Vince McMahon meme with the text My husband makes a joke It's about something I read in high school It's about a Cavalier poet It's about "To Lucasta Going to the Warres"
A sign telling you not to let a cat named Fred Pots into the store
Text that says Goon SUSPECT The role may involve advocacy on behalf of the university, which can seen as protecting interests
The cover of the book Where the Red Fern Grows
Text from a children's book that says: But your not disappears when you learn your brother was captured. He was tried as a traitor and shipped to a concentration camp in Germany. He died there. Everyone calls him a hero. You wish you could have been as brave as he was. THE END
A bicolor tabby cat snoozing on a couch
The cover of the album Aquarium by Aqua
An "In this house we believe sign" using the text of "The Second Coming" by William Butler Yeats. In this house we believe: The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world, The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.
A bicolor tabby cat who is very dozy
An email advertisement for Despicable Me 4 that says "This daddy's a baddie"
A Spotify listing for "The Unabomber Manifesto (for your cat)." The caption is just the word "meow" over and over.
An online store item description that says "Handmade Lana Del Ray Racer Jacket with album patches and Logo Embroidery, Perfect Gift for Her"