Dylan Keeling

@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social

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I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though. Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised

An old now-dead cat of mine, guarding a knife and a Wonder Woman coaster while making a very pronounced Blep at somebody offscreen. I have no idea how this connected itself to the post, I don't remember seeing it when I was searching
Photo of inside back cover of Amethyst Issue 1. Painting of a reasonably realistic Luke Skywalker dude , logo BECOME A JEDI MASTER WITHOUT EVER LEAVING HOME. He's squatting over an inset of what I assume is the game, it's between his knees for some reason. A pixelated blob with a line is above another pixelated blob with a line and there's a ball or something apparently moving through a bean-shaped space in the middle. It looks as entertaining as scratching your neck
Campaign pic of Keir Starmer conveying no emotion whatsoever, with the inspiring slogan: change
Still from Labyrinth of Jennifer Connelly talking to the doorknockers
Truman walking to the door "in the sky" at the end of The Truman Show
An image search on tony Blair. He is grinning and yet his eyebrows look predatory
A woodpile in a yard, with handwritten sign: DRIED CHERRY WOOD "FREE!!" Free is in quote marks
Cover painting of the first Spider World novel, monstrously huge spider web spun between decaying human skyscrapers resembling the NYC twin towers
Picture of some ugly "horror" dude from The Mortuary Assistant, but zoomed in so the screenshot says The Ass
A very old toy duck in close-up, with a caption saying "D* *ttt..."
Blurry pic of my right hand in a blue thumb support brace
Tobias looking very serious on a cat tree. Our bookshelves are in the background
A foggy view of a small English town
My hand holding up the UK paperback of Audition, next to a window. I'm just over halfway through
At the top of his career, late 20s, Bernie invites a hero to sit beside him in front of a huge audience. He says, "I'm not going to speak to this man.. I'm not gonna bend his ear with clichéd thoughts." Audience member heckles: "That's all right, Bernie, you're still at the beginning!" Title card: BERNIE. AGED 80 He is toasting a wedding. "At my age, everything is a cliché."
Ladybird in a hedge, shot with macro lens, in a puddle of sunlight on a leaf
Profile of Ava Of Ashes, first sentence is "Aspiring historical novelist"
Maud (tiny black catten) is balled up on my lap but one paw extrudes, resting on the open palm of my hand
A screenshot of the alt text from the post I'm replying to, full of gibberish and misspellings etc
A cat with a hand tickling its tummy
Fanart by KyoshiFrostWolf: Millie from HelluvaBoss in the boy-costume she wears in the camping episode, holding two vicious jagged knives. Face like she's pretending she didn't just fart.
Helluva Boss
A book of Dilbert cartoons, chucked on an open fire
A very old sinister-looking toy duck with the caption "d* *ttt..." that my girlfriend understands without any context
Moose Allain's pfp, it's a sort of almost Mr-Benn-esque cartoon dog (I think?) wearing glasses
Shelf of vintage Peanuts collections: You're My Hero, Charlie Brown You're The Greatest, Charlie Brown .. Let's Face It, Charlie Brown... Watch Out, Charlie Brown I'm not typing them all out but you get the idea x
One of my cats, the lazy homebody one, attacking a toy catnip pickle with mindless intensity
The grandma in Mars Attacks laughing "They blew up congress!"
The Musicians Of Bremen, the dog, cat, donkey and rooster. It's the 60s Ladybird "well-loved tales" edition front cover
Two shot of the grandma pointing; "they blew up Congress!" Then she's laughing her head off and everyone else looks serious
Miniature of a cat wearing a ghost costume paws high in a Boo! pose. It's standing on a book of spooky stories
Close up of the finch. Its side eye is strong and its claws are relaxed, balancing its weight perfect on the wrists
Felidae, by Akif Pirincci, on my bookshelf next to Felidae On The Road, by Akif Pirincci
Bass notes of a piano, smeared with blood from my reopened cut
The link, except when it says: Sign In To Confirm You're Not A Bot
A griffon vulture flying, its wings high like hunched shoulders, its neck comes down in a straight line and its face points forward at right angles
Teenage protagonist in lab clothing facing us, behind her is the Monster out of focus, strapped to machinery. Against an empty red background
Sunny garden, library copy of Nimona
The above post, when the likes are at exactly 666
Crap mspaint doodle of woodlouse labelled "aborted woodlouse: walk walk...walk... sometimes curl up...mm food, walk some more"
Extreme zoom in on the woman on the right, holding a despondent semi-smile for the camera, she looks weirdly photoshopped in
Shelob the giant spider from lord of the rings
Pic of Shelob the giant spider from lord of the rings
Extreme close up profile of a sleeping void. Pure blackness identifiable as cat only because of ears and the sound of purring (not photographed)
Two black cats enjoying sunshine on the same crumpled duvet
Small black cat on a carpet wearing bat wings for Halloween
A painting of a mediaeval mouse singing with some kind of lute, really belting it out
An old engraving of a ready guillotine, blade high, basket waiting
An old engraving of a ready guillotine, blade high, basket waiting
"2024 A.D." against a black screen
Zoomed in one Trump's eyes, a perfectly rectangular block of light reflected in both pupils
Closeup large black cat absorbing sunlight in an upstairs bedroom, head up, eyes closed
A small black cat crossing a carpet, wearing an undignified pair of bat wings for Halloween
Small black cat on a cat pillow in front of the grey ashes of last night's fire
Showa era Godzilla, the scene where he does the flying kick against, I think, Megalon? He's sliding along horizontally, his tail scraping along the ground, it's camp and incredibly beautiful
Sport, a game or competitive activity, esp. involving physical exertion/athletics/amusement, fun/fair or generous IE behaving in a specified way regarding rules etc/a plaything or butt, IE "was the sport of.." /..."HAVE GOOD SPORT", be successful in eg shooting/ "IN SPORT", make fun of, ridicule / "THE SPORT OF KINGS", horse-racing, less often War, Hunting..."
The two books in question, on an Ikea armchair
"you people are adorable in how much time you think you have" "I can't afford a gun anyway Mr Judgey. Shoo!" "You can pick up a [insert gun details..]...for an EASY TO USE APOCALYPSE WEAPON [emphasis added] it's on point."