Chris Martin

@mreschatologist.bsky.social

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I'm an excellent critic! I automatically know when someone's done a bad job. Six Sigma Agile ISO-9000 Certified Dungeon Master, He/Him/Yinz πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

Starman issue #3
Are you serious? Right in front of my Ryokucha?
Alain Delon in Le Samourai
Tweet from Stephen Moore depicting Democrats finally overtaking Republicans on a graph showing public opinion about who Americans think is better on economic policy. The tweet reads as follows. "Republicans don't have an economic record problem. They have a messaging problem. If voters are choosing Democrats despite record markets, rising incomes, and the fewest layoffs in half a century, it's time to start making the case."
MSG
Your own imagination is far more wonderful than any computer could ever be. You know why? You're a living human being and a computer is just a machine. Human beings are far more wonderful than machines
Jellyfin
Col Jessup from A Few Good Men
Yours truly in a sequence skull shirt I got from a clearance rack, round sunglesses and my eraserhead haircut
Anime VHS tapes at Joy's Japanimation in Greensburg PA
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Fixed-mindset Job sitting his ass down and LEARNING about the importance of a growth mindset
Excavator.
Professor Richard Impossible from The Venture Brothers
Brad trying to do the badass "Block the attack with one finger" trick and failing in Buttlord GT.
Panel from Tom McHenry's comic showing the Star Trek Vendetta novel. (Everyone has bills. Lol)
Beef Intestines Story
The banchan at Yechon in Annandale
Pee on Your Toes magazine from Achewood
Excuse Me, Mr. Trump, Sir, But, Respectfully, Dr. Trump, Mind You, Captain President, Sir, And There's Nothing You Can Do About It, Good Professor!
Fake Umineko screenshot. Beatrice laughing, Battler looking frustrated. Natsuhi in the background. The text reads: Doubting your poor aunt, Battler? I'll say it again, this time in the red you love so much. Natsuhi spoke with Senator McConnell for twenty minutes this morning
Go home and be a family man!
Cover of Vendetta
Muscle man in a purple loincloth with a wig and a santa beard holding a potion and staff. Also wearing lime green boots. He's hollering in a dungeon in this ad for the NES game Solstice.
darren wants a drama free relationship
Little Miss Greedy
Structure of a nest of Calcium with the Queen Atom in black/yellow. The Queen Atom is found in the centre of the atomic structure, or nest . It is surrounded by varying combinations of protons and electrons. The protons feed electrical information to the Queen Atom in order to determine what element it is. If the Queen Atom were to leave the nest, it would cause the structure to fall apart. This is a very, very rare occurrence and only Calcium has exhibited this in a process called the Helvetica Scenario .
Website in Front Mission 3 showing the history of the fictional world of Front Mission
YHVH from Shin Megami Tensei 2
Happy Pride here's a gross bagel
The jumonville cross
Cornelius Bear, from Achewood, holding an egg and pointing to the left. Bubble 1: AHEM! Bubble 2: You, you, and you, feigning a prescriptive understanding of all global emergent systems! Bubble 3: Cease this at once!
Carmen Sandiego from Where In The World Is Carmen Sandiego for the Apple IIc
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