Steven

@mrfuzzypaws.bsky.social

149 Followers 118 Following

Professional Cat Sitter You'll probably see some offensive Animal Crossing screenshots. I am not sorry about that. -Take the ALT text, too -No chronic reposters, Please. 10 reposts in 2 minutes is not interesting. I said Please -Cam Girls will be blocked

A very large pick up truck parked in a disabled parking spot. The back of the truck is sticking into the driving lane about four feet.
On the counter of a local Dollar Tree store. There in a package of Cup Noodles, a stack of a free newsletter the Buffalo Rocket (Buffalo, New York), some unidentifiable candies, and a black fan that has "DO NOT TOUCH JEN'S" written on it in whiteout. The lettering of the word JEN'S at first impression looks like it says "JEWS." So at first glace it looks like it says 'Do not touch Jews.'
A small gray cat on a bed with nothing but gray bedding. In the background is an owl decoy wearing a trilby hat, and a bowler's type shirt with the silhouettes of cats on it.
The orangrey sky in Buffalo, New York July 15, 2026 at 1PM. Caused by wildfires. A frame highlights where the barely visible Sun is.
White text in all caps on a black background. "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL. NOT A F*CKING CHANCE."
Hi Friends, Toronto is in 2 weeks. There are very few tickets left for Saturday and Sunday. If you didn’t grab your seats yet now’s your chance. SATURDAY 5PM CLICK HERE ( -100 tickets left) SUNDAY 5PM CLICK HERE ( -300 tickets left) This is a brand new tour and I cannot wait to bring Comedy Band Camp to you. We have been building something special, and I am excited for you to experience it live. There are a lot of you on this list, so tickets will move quickly. We also heard your requests for merch, and for the first time we’re introducing a limited number of Comedy Band Camp VIP Merch Bundles in select cities. Each bundle includes exclusive tour only items and special perks unavailable at the regular merch table. Quantities are limited in every city. See you at Comedy Band Camp. Josh *To purchase ADA seats, please contact the box office directly.*
Image marco of Grumpy Cat. "GOOD"
Social media post from James V. "More people have been arrested for touching peeling paint than for touching kids on Epstein Island."
Looking inside Homer Simpson's head, a cymbal banging monkey occasionally doing a backflip.
My then 4 year old son pretending to play a Nintendo 64 game. The controller is not plugged in.
From a Nintendo email informing me I have My Nintendo point to use.
Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck begging surrender to Iran for the cost of three hundred billion united states dollars.
A screenshot from Bluesky's trending page. The lead being about Gavin Newsom. There are three posts about Gavin Newsom.
The cookie acceptance dialog on the website ploice1.com. Your Data. Your Choice. The listed categories for the toggles are, "Racial or Ethnic Origin", Religious or Philosophical Beliefs", "Sexuality, Sex Life or Sexual Orientation", "Union Membership."
Part of a gray sectional couch set out to the curb for garbage pick up. On the couch is a CVS brand bottle of personal lubricant.
Fox host admits Fatty Fatty F*ck F*ck naps in meetings – but begs viewers to 'please stop' highlighting it
Link stabbing Ganon in the head at the end of Wind Waker.
Link stabbing dragon for Ganon in the head at the end of Tears of the Kingdom.
a bluesky post
Angelica holding Tommy and Chuckie's head in her hands.
Hi mrfuzzypaws, It looks like FUCK SHORTS may not be appropriate for younger audiences under our Community Guidelines. We placed an age restriction on it.
The context menu from my TimeMachine back-up disk. The first item is "Open", the next two are "Eject 'TimeMachine'" then "Erase Disk..."
Drew fucking a free lunch.
White text in all caps on a black background. "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL. NOT A F*CKING CHANCE."
The Fark.com status page not loading.
White text in all caps on a black background. "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL. NOT A F*CKING CHANCE."
My picture on a satellite orbiting Earth.
Loading screen from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, playing in Master Mode. It shows the player's stats as three hearts, one stamina wheel, one hundred twenty Spirit Orbs in the inventory, one hundred twenty Shrines completed, nine hundred Korok seeds collected, seven thousand plus Rupees in the wallet, and the icons for all four defeated Divine Beasts.
The download link for The Spine Surfs Alone Rarities 1998-2005 [wav] by They Might Be Giants. The download size is 666.69 MB
Quizzical look from an ape from the movie Planet Of The Apes.
Screenshot from the movie Mars Attacks! The Martian ambassador shooting it's raygun at Congress.
It’s a Fark.com login screen telling me I need TotalFark to see the thing I want to see. I’ve been a TotalFark member for over 20 years. Their shit is fucking broken. It constantly asks me to login. I am not the only one.
WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL. NOT A FUCKING CHANCE.
Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck! Ken, please STOP putting people on n/noserings! BAD IMAGE, IMMATURE, & CONTESTENTS SHOULD LOOK NICE! IF I WERE HOST OF ANY GAMESHOW, I'D SAY TO PEOPLE WEARING NOSERING/GUYS WEARING EARRINBG, “FREMOVE YOUR NOSERING/EARRING BEFORE COMING ON GAMESHOW!” PLEASE START SAYING THIS OE ELSE I WILL SUE! AND FUCK YOU, KEN, IF YOU WILL NO DO THIS!
Panorama of the sunset at the Griffith Observatory. April 17, 2026 7:09PM
Marshal the squirrel telling Ankha the cat, "Fark.com! is dead to me." as the player character looks on.
Animal Crossing screenshot showing Bob the cat telling the player character, "C. Schumer is a coward!" Three times.
Broken site elements on Fark.com
Photo dated October 23, 2004: Bill Clinton leaning back in a large comfortable chair while Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck is kneeling in front of him unzipping Clinton's pants. Apparently about to suck Bubba's dick. Believable.
White text on a black background, all caps: "WHEN HE DIES WE'LL BE TOLD TO BE RESPECTFUL. NOT A FUCKING CHANCE."
A picture of Fatty Fatty Fuck Fuck with a smug fucking look on his face pointing up. The text reads, "Iran your gas prices up"
Will you be my Valentine? if not, will you at least stick your finger in my butt?
Children's book cover for "The Squeaky Little Tank. Donny and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Parade"
A coward.
The front doors of a Speedway store. The sidewalks and parking lot are covered in inches of snow. The only clear spot is the right in front of the doors. Maybe a 4 foot by 8 foot area.
A movie poster: A NEW FILM - MELANIA - MAKE FUCK, GET GREEN CARD. Rated NC-17 Exclusively in theaters January 30. Parental Advisory, Explicit Content.
Two stuffed toy rabbits mimicking sexual intercourse in the "doggy style" position. The 'top' rabbit has a carrot in its mouth. The background is pink and there is large yellow text in front of the rabbits that reads "SEX"
Animal Crossing screenshot: Merry, a beige cat, is telling the player character, "I turn tricks for drugs!!"
Screenshot of my YouTube subscription page. At the top is a category called Most relevant.
A group of (ice) cowards milling about a Penske rental truck. It appears that they are getting ready to ride in the back.
A clean up after your pet drop for bags of dog poop. It is overflowing and very disgusting looking. There are also some drink cups on the ground at its base.
A screenshot from a YouTube short I made. White text on a black background. "SHORTS POSTERS CAN EAT SHIT. Staring out the window with my cat is a better use of my time."
Gray cat laying close enough to her water bowl all she has to do it tip her head to drink.