Hazel Rah

@mrhazelrah.bsky.social

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Muppet by Nature(Jim Henson religion,I'm a Pastor of Muppets).Ears w feet,hungry for Mashups,Movie Scores & Mixtapes( I make ones for Halloween and that other Helliday).Book addict (recommendations?) Nightmare on Elm Street enthusiast.Caregiver 4 Mom & Dad

Picard and Doctor Crusher have a intimate moment with the caption "When your girl wants you to stretch her queef chapel for the first time but she doesn't know your ham candle is so fat it has a girth certificate" ...and I can't believe I just typed that whole thing out ....
Marvel's comic book adaption for the Canadian Nelvana animated movie Rock & Rule
Gold wrapper for a Reeses Peanut Butter Cup 40 bite size count box
Ash VS the Breakfast Club
Dream Warriors meets the Breakfast Club
Black and white Freddy Krueger from Part 5 The Dream Child
My feral kitty taking a nap inside on this hot and smokey day
Various arcade tokens from the 80's arcade, Aladdin's Castle
Louise Lasser as Mary Hartman in her pigtails and blue gingham dress
A skeleton and a ghost enjoy the beach under an umbrella while holding a trick or treat bag and a pumpkin
My feral kitty relaxing inside on a hot day after not coming home to visit for the last 24 hours
Cover for the book "The Art and Making of Highlander" by Jonathan Melville
Book cover for "Night of the Living Dead The Official Story of the Film" by Simon Braund depicting a black and white scene of the shuffling ghouls
Italian re release movie poster for Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho featuring a painting of a fearful Janet Leigh almost in the clutches between two grabbing hands
Happy Father's Day from Stephen King's The Mist depicting a father with severe empty nest syndrome
A teacher,with her very young students, enjoy a sing-a-long with the ancient Gothic hymn "Bela Lugosi's dead" by Bauhaus (in the middle of our street) "UNDEAD,UNDEAD,UNDEAD!"
Original poster fot Alfred Hitchcock's Psycho. Featuring Janet Leigh in her bra and skirt
Cover for Vinegar Syndrome's 4K/Bluray "Come Back to the Five & Dime ,Jimmy Dead,Jimmy Dean" release
Cover for a Looney Tunes /Lobo crossover comic book that depicts the Roadrunner inspecting some free birdseed and about to get his tail feathers blown off by Lobo and his big guns
The members of the band Erasure with Henry Spencer hair.Appearing like the movie poster for David Lynch's Eraserhead
The mythological creature and malevolent spirit in Algonquian folklore known as the Wendigo, with red hair in blue ribbon fastened pigtails atop it's head. With the caption "Sir, this is a Wedigo's"
Back side of the flyer for the 12th Ohio 24 Hour Science Fiction Marathon
Movie poster for the Gary Coleman movie " On the Right Track" that depicts him inside a train station locker on the phone placing racing bets
Soundtracks and two alternate novelizations for the movie ALIEN
Various books on the making of and artwork associated with the movie ALIEN
A selection of magazines featuring articles on the movie ALIEN. Starburst,Fantastic Films,Famous Monsters,American Film
Book "Madame,My Misbegotten Memoirs" featuring the Madame puppet on the cover
The Kids in the Hall in various promo shots depicting the meaning of the statement " The four types of 80's new wave bands
Ladies...serious question... Don't you wish,that when you go to the gynecologist... you knew how to throw your voice?
A Rocky Horror flyer featuring Norman Bates with the tag line " The most fun you'll ever have in your mother's underwear" to which Norman responds " But ...mother doesn't WEAR underwear" ..and he would know
A flyer for a local Rocky Horror that depicts Riff Raff as Darth Maul from Star Wars created just after The Phantom Menace was first released in theaters. #RevengeoftheFifth
A flyer I made for my Rocky Horror show back when the Star Wars movie Phantom Menace was released, placing Frank in a costume worn by Queen Amidala in the alternate cut called The Phantom Men
Director John Waters
Cover to Nigel Planner's book "Young Once" with him dressed as his character "Neil" from the "Young Ones"
"Trick or Treat Give me someone good to eat" says this TV Guide advertisement from 1986 for a showing of George A. Romero's classic "Night of the Living Dead"
Page from Oct 31st,1986 of a TV Guide featuring an advertisement for that evening's showing of John Carpenter's "Halloween" starring "Jason"
John Candy dressed as a bunny sitting among Jim Henson bunny wabbits & chickens for Easter
Director John Waters at the No Kings rally in Provincetown holding a sign that reads "*#%&# ruined bad taste"
Color bars
Book cover for actor Kyle Maclachlan's uppcoming memoir " Fictional Lives" due out 10/06/2026
Paperback media tie in book for the 90's show American Gothic titled "American Gothic Family"
Illustration of a smiling Riff-Raff from Rock Horror with his line " You're Wet " inside a red heart
A Skeksis from the Jim Henson movie "Dark Crystal" with the caption "Hey Girl, I think your supet skeksi"
for this kid named Jason. I would have swam out for you,man. we all would have.
Me in my homemade Animal from the Muppets costume sitting at my favorite restaurant Cuco's .
Catherine O'Hara as Delia Deetz in Beetlejuice standing in a doorway shouting " I Will Go insane and I Will Take You With Me"
A collection of paperback books about the behind the scenes making of specific movies from the 70's & 80's. Like Jaws,Superman,Star Wars,Indiana Jones