@av8trix.bsky.social · Mar 21

He probably thinks there is a place called the Straight of Homos and his evangelical butt lickers want him to destroy it.

Derbyshire John · Mar 18

TACO !

@sadgeek2001.bsky.social · Mar 18

Who's going to tell him that the Allies are already in gear and making plans to do just that without the involvement of the demented old megalomaniac?

Den of Scholes · Mar 18

You can tell when he's banging his own stuff out and when it's some lackie in charge of his social media.

Agrippa · Mar 18

Called it. He’s going to nuke and run. He’s been desperate to drop a nuke.

Peter Bowden 🇬🇧 (Vote Binface, not Bin Juice) · Mar 18

Is it now woke, or - even worse, gay?

@evilrobotme.bsky.social · Mar 18

Get rid of straights? Bloody woke agenda!!

Lunar Jetman · Mar 18

You just know he’s looking at a map saying, “Why is it a straight? It’s all bendy and isn’t straight at all…”

Marcello Vitale · Mar 18

The Russian sending instructions via the brain implant today has a weak command of English. Putin must be scraping the bottom of the barrel of intelligence agents.

Steve 🏳️‍🌈🇬🇧 · Mar 18

Is he talking about Harry Styles?

Mark Haigh · Mar 18

Wouldn't want to confuse it with the Gays of Hormuz. He is mindbogglingly stupid.

Rob Martin · Mar 18

Be fair, although he lacks the cognitive function to recognise that it's a *Strait*, he's at least clocked that it's wonky

Michael Carlson · Mar 18

It's not the lgbtq/dei of hormuz? Live and learn

Paul Rogers · Mar 18

Maybe it’s just me……..but if he “finishes off” the Islamic Republic there’d be no one blocking the waterway……so his “allies” would be quite happy to look after it - ?