Lisa Coleman · Apr 2

Can we find his tiny discolored hands and his tiny discolored feet beneath his bloated ankles and nail him to a cross? Come Sunday he’ll be playing golf at Mar-a-lago.

M'art · Apr 2

I have spare nails. Happy Easter everyone!

AnimalMagic · Apr 2

These are the people Jesus warned us about.

Jenn de Jeune · Apr 2

Maybe just skip to the tomb bit…

Anthony McDonald · Apr 2

Just seal up the tomb properly just to be safe

Hils · Apr 3

Stupid bitch! No wonder people are turning against religion with the likes of her, and her ridiculous spiel.

David Vaudin · Apr 2

this is about Father Christmas, it's that isn't it

@mickturton.bsky.social · Apr 2

What an absolute Cult.

Ian Shaw · Apr 2

Well he’s certainly upset the money-changers on Wall St.

@flierdave.bsky.social · Apr 2

She's fucking nuts

Echinatum · Apr 2

Who will volunteer as Dismas and Gestas?

Ben · Apr 2

Don't remember Jesus ever shitting himself.

Bill · Apr 2

Seems blasphemous to me.

@nickybshaw · Apr 2

If they are so reverent of the bible shouldn't they also be careful to recognise the 'devil in disguise'? #AntiChrist #Crucifixion #Revelations

Conradknightsox · Apr 2

He’s already got his nappy on so let’s crack on

@dotdarling.bsky.social · Apr 2

Orange Jesus can barely ‘rise’ out of a La-Z-Boy recliner.

Theresa · Apr 2

Volunteers make a neat line.

Paul killick · Apr 2

Is there an employment website so you can apply to be chief nail technician?

Lorna MacGillivray · Apr 2

Ooh. Please let's nail him to a cross (the OG X, not the †) then put him in a sealed Mar-A-Lago hotel room. Let's see the proof.

Crafty Fox 🦊 · Apr 2

Religious fvcking nutjobs they need locking up

Paul Peters · Apr 2

I guess the proliferation of Ketamine with cocaine (to fix the k-hole) use explains some of the epidemic shamelessness "Sedative drugs are able to medicate the internal pain, which is constitutive of the guilt. Stimulant drugs are able to medicate the dysphoria, which is constitutive of the shame"