Ian Thompson

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The headline from a football transfer story which reads ‘Roberto De Zerbi says Tottenham are chasing a 'bomba' signing. So who could it be?’
A black and white photograph of three bare rye crispbreads and a few drops of water on an other wise empty plate.
Two adult swans with their fluffy grey cygnets amongst some daffodils by the side of a pond.
An overhead view of a football training ground showing several well maintained pitches and a scrap of wasteland that looks like somewhere teenagers would gather to indulge in underage drinking, fights and spitting. Bad lads.
A suspiciously fake looking blue diamond.
A BBC News screen shot with a headline stating ‘ Bill Gates plans to give away most of his fortune by 2045’. The time shows 20:24. He’s not got long left.
A picture of a shiny metal machine with various dials and tubes and what looks like a large sink with a sign stating ‘Self Service Dog Wash.’ Looks like something you’d see in Adam West’s Batcave.
Fast show character Professor Denzil Dexter, whose experiment results were often disappointing. Dave?
A screen shot from BBC News saying: SpaceX founder Elon Musk has said his Starship rocket will head to Mars by the end of next year, as the company investigates several recent explosions in flight tests.
Unappetising and presumably very cold chips with a wooden fork placed on top of a litter bin at a bus stop.