James

@mrjawbones.bsky.social

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Hiking enthusiast, video games enjoyer, Portland resident. Pressing buttons to make TV happen.

A hot dog with elote street corn and Hot Cheetos dust as a topping
The cover of Dam Manga #1, featuring two anime schoolgirls in very short uniforms in front of a photograph of Miyagase Dam. The girls’ uniforms are being blown upward by a strong breeze…much like wind around dams is wont to do???
The Columbia River Gorge in late afternoon sun; a deep green river snakes between massive cliffs that cast deep shadows
Pandaemonium, by John Martin. A massive Roman style building emerges from a lake of fire. It is dimly lit by flames and fades quickly into the smoke and gloom.
A long, near-future spaceship cruises in low orbit over a rusty red planet. The two satellites and lander it carried previously are gone.
A photo of an egg being cooked inside a pan that’s just sitting there on a wooden porch. Then served atop toast with cheese and hot sauce
Doodle of a spaceship on lined paper. It’s long and divided into five sections: crew, fuel, utility, more fuel, and engines
A Lunchables on a table. Behind it, a laptop is opened to 17776.
The cover of The Adventures of Tintin: Explorers on the Moon
Tracey Jordan yelling “your boos are not scaring me! I know most of you are not ghosts!” to a booing crowd
A brown rabbit sitting cautiously under a truck bumper, with white markings on its nose like a mustache
Homestar Runner standing in a green, nondescript field almost identical to the one Mark Zuckerberg spent billions and billions of dollars on
Storefront of Buc-ee’s
Brutalist style public toilet. The roof is a disc under which the structure of the building is a brick semicircle with glass blocks providing light. It’s an overcast day with a light dusting of snow on the ground
Post from Instagram account ahistoryofdogs, a photo of Alex Pretti smiling while being licked by his dog Joule
The cover of Sideways Stories from Wayside School, a school that was accidentally built sideways so instead of a long thin building it’s an extremely skinny skyscraper that stretches up to the cloud layer
Mike F post that reads “ironic that all this stuff you’re not allowed to ship would actually be the coolest package you could ever get” with a photo of a printout of unshippable items including a gun, poison gas, acid, a box of radioactive materials, $50,001, a Miniature Schnauzer, and a gallon of bleach
A suburban house covered in 957,007 Christmas lights. A line of people waiting to walk through it stretches out down the street
Peter Rabbit page that says “Mr. McGregor came up with a sieve, which he intended to pop upon the top of Peter; but Peter wriggled out just in time, leaving his jacket behind him.” Illustration of naked bunny Peter running for his life.
Photo of a N64 controller, made only of dithered black and white pixels
Screenshot of Metroid Prime 4 in which a Galactic Federation trooper is staring downward curiously at Samus in Morph Ball form
Charlie Brown looking excitedly at a store display of comic magazines labeled “For the Kiddies;” each one named something like Murder Comics, with other words like Mangle, Choke, Stab, Mob, Throttle, Gouge, and Ouch! “What a beautiful gory layout!” he exclaims
everybody gangsta till the pants start walking
A movie theater decorated in a middle eastern style, with underlit archways built into the walls. Large Turkish glass lamps hang from the ceiling.
A pan of six pizza dough skulls, some of which gruesomely leak meat and sauce
A large, brown praying mantis seen in profile, its head turned to look directly at the camera
The scene in Hot Fuzz where the shop owner asks “no luck catching them swans, then?” and Danny says “it’s just the one swan, actually” but it’s about a duck instead
Photo of the moon as the lunar eclipse is starting. The bottom third of the moon is covered in Earth’s shadow.
A mud-covered metal shipwreck leaning on its side, half submerged in a small river