John Muller

@mrjohnmuller.bsky.social

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Friend, actor, musician, medium-sized mammal (he/him) (ACTRA) www.imdb.com/name/nm15034108

Old woodcut illustration of Charybdis and Scylla, from Homers Odyssey.
Refined Crude Oil ProductShare of Crude Oil RefinedGasoline42.7%Diesel27.4%Jet fuel5.8%Heavy fuel5.0%Asphalt4.0%Light fuel3.0%Hydrocarbon gas liquids2.0%Other10.1% Source: Canadian Association of Petroleum Producers
PM Mark Carney embracing the Spanish keeper after the World Cup final and presenting a trophy. Trump looks on jealously.
The map shows that the areas most prone to fire are largely found in the world’s savannah and agricultural regions.   Global distribution of the average burned area over 2002-22, expressed as a percentage of the land area in each 0.25 by 0.25 degree grid cell. Based on the GFED dataset. Credit: Chen et al. (2023) Falling burned area Over recent decades, the total burned area globally each year has been declining.  This is largely due to land-use change in regions which used to have frequent fires.
Men's rights activists often cite the first time they realized it’s a woman’s world. They call these “red pill” moments, after the scene in The Matrix when the main character is faced with the decision to swallow a red pill and recognize the true nature of the world or take a blue pill and continue living a lie. For Elam, that revelation came at age 13, when his mother tried to force him to take his diarrhea medicine.
Utopia meme: futuristic supersociety with flying cars and dome citites
RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. And better. Maybe even better than the gods
Product image for Theramacell Tick Tubes
Erling Haaland "are you a boy or a girl" response: my dad is a boy and my mom is a girl so i'm mixed
chart of solar power prices per watt of peak power 1975-2021, steady downward trajectory going from $115 in 1975 to $0.27 in 2021
Screenshot of the deals made by Mark Carney. Mostly in Europe, South Asia, Indo-Pacific.
Deadpool sitting with the skeleton of Wolverine
Angus Reid chart of Poilievre popularity, showing an all time high unfavourable rating of 60%
Poll asking "Do you support new or expanded oil pipelines?" showing majority "yes" support across all regions. Highest Alberta (78%), Lowest Quebec (56%)
image of a 7-chain monastic penitential scourge
quinpool shopping centre and apartment complex in halifax
b&w stock photo of a person holding a phone and spatula in a kitchen in the, 50s era
Trumps shitty 250 party, with barely anyone there.
Pierre Poilievre looking miserable.
Swastika on the Reichstag being blown up by the Red Army in WW2
Calvin and hobbes strip. Panel 1: Calvins Dad, at computer: "It used to be that if a client wanted something done in a week, it was considered a rush job, and he'd be lucky to get it" Panel 2: "Now, with modems, faxes, and car phones, everybody wants everything instantly! improved technology just increases expectations. Panel 3: "These machines dont make life easier - they make life more harassed." Panel 4: Calvin, holding frozen food: "Six minutes to microwave this?? whos got that kind of time??" Calvins Dad: "If we wanted more leisure, we'd invent machines that do things LESS efficiently."
PM Mark Carney shaking hands with someone in pup gear at Toronto Pride
Jerry Smith (Rick and Morty) saying to Mr: Meeseeks "Have you ever t ried to mitigate *and* adapt? It is a PARADOX!"
Mr Meeseeks (rick and morty) saying "You know you got to do both!"
Name popularity of Donald over time. Peaks 1930s followed by steep decline.
Image of a figure in a red morph suit.
Angry Goose Meme: Text reads, in German: "Why not power ACs with green electricity? Why not power ACs with green electricity, shithead?"
1984 poster for AC/DC & Van Halen
We are moving into a period of bewilderment, a curious moment in which people find light in the midst of despair, and vertigo at the summit of their hopes. It is a religious moment also, and here is the danger. People will want to obey the voice of Authority, and many strange constructs of just what Authority is will arise in every mind… The public yearning for Order will invite many stubborn uncompromising persons to impose it. The sadness of the zoo will fall upon society.
Leonard Cohen self portrait, with script reqding "oh and one more thing, you arent going to like what comes after america"
The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world. He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good. He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them. He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only. He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures. He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.
The "Tit for Tat" game theory model. Grey central node marked "tit for tat", connect by lines to a green node; "cooperative, never attacks first", a red node "retaliatory, attacks when attacked", and yellow "forgiving, forgives earlier attack"
Image of The Onion article "de Blasio: not so easy to find a mayor who doesnt suck shit, huh?", but with the face of George III
Closeup of algae cells on a green background with white text reading "endure. grow. obstruct."
Photo of Mark Carney, then head of the Bank of England, standing at a lectern, with a halo formed by a giant golden clock behind him.
Kermit and Evil Kermit meme.
Picture of me on my birthday, floating on an inflatable in a kiddie pool, with a hat and a beer.
Homer Simpson in a kiddie pool with hat, beer and hotdog
Closeup of algae cells on green background, white text reads "endure. grow. obstruct."
Daveigh Chase as Samantha Darko in "Donnie Darko" asking "What's a fuck-ass?"
Clone High gif "They flipped the bitch!"
SMBC comic "If you cross that river, a great empire shall be destroyed" "oh I get it, she meant *my* empire* cute."
selection from "vocalizating in the housecat: a phonetic and functional study" https://www.jstor.org/stable/1416947
box of no name brand beer (yellow box with words, no other branding)
monkey puppet eye shift meme
Photo of the cast of "Boogie's Diner" (1994)
land area comparison of southern ontario and nova scotia, represented by a blue shaded area of ontario below a red line just north of toronto, and a fully blue nova scotia, indicating equivalent land areas.
Closeup of algae cells with green background and white text reading "endure. grow. obstruct."
Gilbert Gottfried telling "The Aristocrats" after 9/11
News screenshot: "Russia was behind arson attacks targeting PM, BBC reveals"
Onion Meme: "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point", with added colourful psychedelic filter.
"Conservatives vs Their Own Imagination" meme
Scene from "Mad Men" Don Draper: "And you old men love building golden tombs and sealing the rest of us in with you. You're done. You know that, right?"
Illustration of a bust of Xeno of Elea, looking unimpressed.
Simpsons gif "Run along boy. You're free now!" (Homer abandoning Chief Wiggum in the woods)
Simpsons meme: "Every Friday evening after work, Mr. Burns undergoes a series of medical treatments designed to cheat death for another week."
Shaun Majumder wearing a bow-tie.
1 MR. SKIBA: Yes, sir.2 GRAND JUROR: Are you actually presenting3 any new actual facts or just a different viewpoint4 on your side?5 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. I'm feeling the 09:29:526 skepticism already. Are you going to be able to7 listen with an open mind? Tell me the truth.8 GRAND JUROR: I -- no.9 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Then you have to10 go -- 09:30:0411 GRAND JUROR: I heard this case like last12 week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I13 still think it is.14 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Thank you for your15 opinion for everybody. 09:30:1216 GRAND JUROR: Uh-huh.17 MS. MECKLENBURG: I kind of had that18 impression from last week, but thank you
A looped gif of two bluejays taking turns in a birdbath