Mr Thom

@mrmoth.eurosky.social

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The sun must die.

The guy from the Simpsons who repeatedly says "oh crap!" as he realises he's said he's committed crimes.
It comes after a court heard this week that Ann Widdecombe was struck 21 times on the head with a hammer.
Much smarter me, still wearing the HENCHMAN shirt but with neater beard and obvious haircut. I am holding my son - who is about two here - and he is also wearing a version of the HENCHMAN shirt.
Burgess Meredith as The Penguin in Batman '66. He is flanked by three heavies in "HENCHMAN" shirts, white block capitals on black.
Me looking frankly fucking awful - shiny and scruffy, hair for some reason parted in the middle, wearing a HENCHMAN t-shirt and a pair of cheap Minecraft sunglasses.
The Simpsons. Homer, Marge and Lisa look worried. Bart is laughing and pointing off-screen. Caption "Look, he thinks he's people."
The Sandman (a bearded, bespectacled old man in wizard-like robes and a big sack of sand over his shoulder, labelled "Zzz") is sprinkling sand over some angelic tots or whatever in their frankly fucking enormous bed. The teddy bear has space to stretch out. Anyway, he is doing this in the most extra way imaginable, leaping through the open window with every limb working it, baby.
The TARDIS poking cheekily out of some debris in the background of a shot of the Enterprise in Strange New Worlds.
Cover for Ian Livingstone's Fighting Fantasy gamebook FREEWAY FIGHTER. It shows a modified 1950s classic American car (you know, all rounded chrome and fins) deep red with spikes coming from the hubcaps and the front. A blonde woman dressed like Tina Turner in Mad Max 3 stands next to it. Out of a turret on the top is coming a man with a ponytail and a gigantic rifle.
Full page advert for "Nitro" by Psygnosis. There are screenshots (it's a top-down 16-bit racer), there's some anodyne blurb that isn't important and there's a large image. It shows a modified 1950s classic American car (you know, all rounded chrome and fins) deep red with spikes coming from the hubcaps and the front. A blonde woman dressed like Tina Turner in Mad Max 3 stands next to it. Out of a turret on the top is coming a man with a ponytail and a gigantic rifle.
dril tweet drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,
A slightly grubby Flik-Flak watch. It's pink, with mice on the strap and cat faces on the face.
A 1975 Pulsar digital watch. The face is a black oval-ish plate on a brushed metal band. The time is displayed in pink on an LCD screen.
Hand-drawn image of multiple geographical features - mountains, forest, rivers (inc deltas, bays, lakes, straits), swamp, marsh, lagoon, island, iceberg, Mesa, cliff, dune, beach... Now including, in the cliff face, Saddam Hussain in his spider hole.
Tesla robot that is standing in front of a table of drinks. It makes a gesture like it's taking off a VR headset then keels over backwards.
Cover for Clawfinger's "Deaf Dumb Blind" which looks like one of those paintings you do where you splat paint on a spinny disc, only someone has composited onto it a face with sewn-shut eyes and mouth. DON'T LOOK UP THE TRACKLISTING OK.
The cover of Make-Up Is A Lie by Morrissey. It's an amateurish photo of Morrissey himself looking shocked with his hands up. A light behind him. A crucifix in the distance. It's absolute shit.
Alan Partridge's Irish doppelganger (Steve Coogan) singing Come Out Ye Black and Tans.
Charts and graphs Follow me on [Twitter AND substack].
Leadership contest results, 2015. Bar chart showing Jeremy Corbyn 251,417 (59.5%) Andy Burnham 80,462 (19%) Yvette Cooper 71,928 (17%) Liz Kendall 18,857 (4.5%)
Liz Kendall, Andy Burnham, Yvette Cooper and the Jam Bastard himself Jeremy Corbyn, during the leadership election in 2015 so everyone looks a fair bit younger. Burnham is caught mid-grimace and looks like a Toby Jug. He's wearing a dark suit and tie, no glasses.
Vick Russo @vickrusso.bsky.social · 42m Joined Jul '23 People unironically really, really need to go to the gym. Half this website is the result of the kind of anxiety that only comes from being totally physically inactive. I skipped the gym today and argued with shitty comic fans for 3 hours for no reason. Never skip the gym. Quote: Drunk On Mystery Joined Nov '24 An entire micro-blogging site that is seemingly like 75% dedicated to soft-handed scribes play-acting at being embarrassed that they are soft-handed scribes. It's like: "My brother/sister in Cthulhu, you can always go to the fucking gym and start lifting if it bothers you this much."
Hitler blowing his brains out.
Zeraora in Pokémon Go, named cunto.
At its core. Harlowe's language is designed to assist authors with no familiarity with IITML, Javascript or CSS. Rather than requiring knowledge of all three languages, Harlowe provides a single language that fulfills the basic needs of all three and whose parts seamlessly integrate. Use layout syntax, such as columns and aligners, to provide structure and composition to your prose. Harlowe contains special values that represent one or more CSS styles bundled together for convenience. Attach them to single runs of prose to provide the equivalent of inline styles, or use variables or the (change:) or (enchant:) macros to globally affect certain labeled structures. Harlowe's coding language, inside macro calls, smooths over the pitfalls and discrepancies of Javascript better type - checking and clearer syntax prevents obvious datatype bugs like 1" 1".1" 1" or if (a = 1), more plentiful error messages replace silent failures and junk values like NaN or undefined, different data structures each use the same setting, getting and checking syntax, and the styling datatypes are easily handled alongside other data. Styles can be combined by simply adding them together, for instance, and computed based on the current game state. Though. if you already have IITMI., Javascript or CSS experience, and would prefer to leverage that experience as you create, you may wish to use SugarCube instead, which provides more direct access to the page's HTML elements and to the Javascript language.
Keir Starmer, former Prime Minister and massive loser, grinning at the camera wearing massive dark blue jeans.
You will be charged with multiple crimes and will likely face the death penalty.
A "resilience" campaign launching later this year will urge households to be ready for a range of emergencies by ensuring they have basic survival tools to hand "should the worst happen", The Times reports. This includes stockpiling essentials such as food and medicine, along with wind-up radios, to prepare Britain in the event of a Russian cyberattack.
That photo of Andy Burnham where he's doing like an "oof" face but he's also pointing a gun. Uh oh!
35k followers 33k following.
Property sale history October 95 - 53k +8% April 98 £57k +121% September 02 £126k +110% August 20 £267k +18% May 24 £315k
OP's follower count - 35.2k. Following 33.7k.
HITCHBOT, a failed robot from a few years ago. It looks like a dustbin with solar panels and a booster seat, with four blue and yellow limbs. Tricky to give exact details because it has been thoroughly trashed at this point, lying in some debris by a rick wall.
Starmer's face clumsily photoshopped over The Iron Giant. It looks like ass but that's Starmer for you.
The "Godzilla hotel" in Tokyo but Godzilla is gone and replaced by a shifty-looking GIANT SIZE Sir Keir Starmer KC.
Top 10 Anime Betrayals.
KEEP THE FUCK PORN OFF BLUESKY MOTHER FUCKER.
Communism is the vast majority working for the good of the state which is what Trump and the rich want. Democratic Socialist is just a term for Progressive. Socialism is simply the governing of people no matter the form of government.
Catch card for a determined little Squirtle named Historic (long story) showing he was caught on the 14th of July 2016.
The cover photo of Andrew WK's album I Get Wet - a white man with long straggly dark hair looking directly at the camera with hooded eyes as his nose runs with blood. Blood covers his mouth, chin, neck, staining his white t-shirt.
Tweet by Gnoc290438 this has been talked about extensively you're just 21.
Charlotte Clymer posting NORWAY SCORES EAT SHIT ENGLAND
londonscallin.bsky.social @londonscallin.b... 32m Shoe horse theory isn't real 🤪🤪🤪no difference between these pricks & Tommy Robinson supporters who want to sink boats
I bet this shit hits so hard if you're stupid (Tweet by @sumbitches from long ago)
Screenshot of my album of jmcgg pictures.
Full poster art for the 1976 King Kong. People are fleeing as Kong bursts out of a giant set of gates, wood shattering and bursting everywhere. It is unbelievably badass.
Cover for the Blur album "Modern Life is Rubbish" (a painting of the fancy, sleek steam train The Mallard going like fuck against a dark blue sky).
a rough sketch (lol, it's an amazing picture but artists are modest and I stole this alt text) of a wizard holding his hat and staff, with impact text reading I HAVE QUALMS WITH YOU, FRIEND / BUT THIS TALK IS TEDIOUS AND I WISH IT CEASE
Michael Rosen's poem "Fascism: I sometimes fear..." I sometimes fear that people think that fascism arrives in fancy dress worn by grotesques and monsters as played out in endless re-runs of the Nazis. Fascism arrives as your friend. It will restore your honour, make you feel proud, protect your house, give you a job, clean up the neighbourhood, remind you of how great you once were, clear out the venal and the corrupt, remove anything you feel is unlike you... It doesn't walk in saying, "Our programme means militias, mass imprisonments, transportations, war and persecution."
"What's the public service value in outbidding commercial broadcasters for things like Scooby-Doo when you could be investing in Britain?" asked Natasha Irons, a Labour member of Parliament.
John Oliver in General Hospital telling some dude that he will be prosecuted for many serious crimes and will probably face the death penalty.
Choi Min-sik, a Korean man with blown-out hair, holding a hammer and looking menacing, from the Park Chan-Wook movie Oldboy.
Jon Thompson as the Fast Show's Middle Class Football Fan, a full-kit wanker in a crowd (also visible Paul Whitehouse in a denim jacket, with Mark Williams and Simon Day in the background) shouting with his hand up to his mouth.
A close up of the old Simpsons arcade cabinet. Marge is smiling next to a large button labelled simply "ATTACK".
@rincewind.run v funny to see all the europeans getting extremely mad at us for celebrating the balogun unsuspension in a rabidly partisan manner do you want us to get into soccer or not
Bart Simpson in class, looking angry as people laugh at him. Caption reads "Now Sepp's scoring off me."
Textured wallpaper with a swirling leaf pattern. The picture is black and white. Some small, subtle shading in the pattern gives the impression of a face. The Haunting (1963)
Len Goodman off of Strictly holding up a glittery paddle with the number 7 on it.
The group of monks clustered in the centre of the room stepped aside as Lu-Tze approached the playpen. It was, unfortunately, necessary. The abbot had never mastered the art of circular ageing. He had therefore been forced to achieve longevity in a more traditional way, via serial reincarnation. ‘Ah, Sweeper,’ he burbled, awkwardly tossing aside a yellow ball and brightening up. ‘And how are the mountains? Wanna bikkit wanna bikkit!’ ‘I’m definitely getting vulcanism, reverend one. It’s very encouraging.’ ‘And you are in persistent good health?’ said the abbot, while his pudgy little hand banged a wooden giraffe against the bars. ‘Yes, your reverence. It’s good to see you up and about again.’ ‘Only for a few steps so far, alas bikkit bikkit wanna bikkit. Unfortunately, young bodies have a mind of their own BIKKIT!’ ‘You sent me a message, your reverence? It said, “Put this one to the test.”’ ‘And what did you think of our want bikkit want bikkit want bikkit NOW young Lobsang Ludd?’ An acolyte hurried forward with a plate of rusks. ‘Would you care for a rusk, by the way?’ the abbot added. ‘Mmmm nicey bikkit!’
Cartoon: Guy getting laughed at by lots of people as he pisses his pants. The second frame is him smugly thinking "Heh. Rent free."