Maxwell Yezpitelok

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Writer for film/TV/comics/bad posts currently hyperfixated on retrogaming. Very smart for a dog (not a dog) srmxy.tumblr.com @superman86to99.bsky.social youtube.com/nintendoduo nintendoduo.neocities.org Former: Cracked, having followers on Twitter ⚲ Chile

Screenshot from "Titenic" for Famicom. The player character, Jack, punches an old lady with a cane in a room of the ship Titenic.

Footage for Zero Racers (Virtual Boy) showing where the player goes from 3rd to 1st right before the finish line

Goldberg married Irma Seeman on October 17, 1916.[5] They lived at 98 Central Park West in New York City and had two sons: Thomas and George. During World War II, as each of his sons headed off to college, Goldberg insisted that they change their surname because of antisemitic sentiment toward him stemming from the political nature of his cartoons.[9] Thomas chose the surname George, and his brother, whose given name was already George, followed suit. In adopting the same surname, George wanted to keep a sense of family cohesiveness.

Source: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rube_Goldberg#Personal_life

George Costanza in the "Seinfeld" episode where he says "These pretzels are making me thirsty"

A Nintendo Life Twitter post for an article titled "Random: These Sausages Could Imply The Existence Of A Third Mario Brother" with the hashtages #Random #Mario #Luigi #Pablo #Sausages and an article thumbnail showing Mario, Luigi, and a Mario-like silhouette in front of a plate of sausages.

Footage for a Dezaemon (NES) user-made game where a circular red object shoots knives at enemies.

Several retro gaming items laid out on a piece of cardboard on the floor. An Arale LCD game, a Famicom Network System modem with its controller and a PiT Motorboat Racing card, a Famicom with its power supply and RF adapter, and the following cartridges: a reflashable Nintendo Power cartridge (Super Famicom), Dezaemon (Famicom), Daigasso Band Brothers P (3DS), Daigasso Band Brothers DX (DS), DSVision (DS), Derby Stallion 96 with 8M Satellaview memory pack (Super Famicom), SD Gundam G-Next with 8M Satellaview memory pack (Super Famicom), Mobile Trainer (GBC), Pocket Bomberman (GBC), and Super B-Daman Fighting Phoenix (GBC).

"About" screen for VCDwizard, featuring information about the program and a photo of the developer smiling, with the following message:

"Hi, this is me...!

I'm mid thirty's and still single. I love nature (ecology, water, forests, animals, you name it) and hobby's are besides developing (even when it's bright and shining outside) video-authoring. I hate ripping, so I spend lots of money buying DVD's myself. Any good movies/series from TV I'll record and put them onto SVCD/DVD (instead of formerly recording onto 'bad' VHS)."

A TV showing the interface for a MiSTer FPGA device. "Physical Disc Cores" is selected, followed by "CD-i". The CD-i interface is displayed. A physical CD is inserted in a disc reader in front of the TV. The music video for the song heard at the end of this video plays on the screen.

The "Nintendo Switch Online - Game Boy Advance" application on Nintendo Switch, but the games have been replaced with GBA Video versions of Bee Movie, Sonic (2020), episodes of The Simpsons and The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, and more.

The music video for "Never Gonna Give You Up" by Rick Astley playing on a Game Boy Advance SP.

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A PS One-shaped wristwatch placed next to an AA battery for scale. Source: https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/japan/en/auction/yahoo/input/1235965151/

Street Fighter II Christmas ornaments of Zangief, Guile, Ryu, Blanka, Honda, and Ken, in "cannonball" positions with their hands up and sad looks on their faces.

Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye in Avengers: Endgame (2019)

Shadow the Hedgehog standing on a rooftop, pondering the city, with a thought bubble that reads, “I gotta get my dick sucked.”

Speedrun leaderboard showing CalebeGamesRom_BR on first place with 26m 43s and mrmxy on second place with 27m 46s. Source: https://www.speedrun.com/Super_Mario_World_Mario_And_Yoshis_Adventure_Land_?h=any-no-character-dance&x=xk93yr4k-2lgxjw7n.qj795eeq

Screenshot for "Super Mario World: Mario And Yoshi's Adventure Land (1990)" for the Terebikko being played on TerebikkoEmu. Four Mario characters are presented, each with a number, and an white egg with green spots and a small crack is presented in the middle. 1: Yoshi. 2: Koopa. 3: Cheep Cheep. 4: Rex. The TerebikkoEmu UI, to the right of the game image, shows four numbers that can be selected. The mouse pointer is placed over number 2.

Can your pee brains NOT wrap around the fact that our government raped us all with pure government evil, the media in tow, defiling all of us and stealing the future we had and giving us, instead, banality, evil, sadness and insanity? The government wants you off balance and sick so as to control you better. To have an advantage over you. They’re evil, wake up. The stupidest thing we ever did was assassinate beautiful, good, brave, friend of all mankind; John Lennon and then look the other way when Stephen King got caught behind the glasses getting John’s autograph. Stupidest, most insane, cowardly and ugly and cruel thing we all ever did in my lifetime. Hoping evil government agent – the government’s ‘Ace in the hole’ – Yoko, will do our job is pretty stupid you all have to admit. I found out the hard way about her. I ran her all the way to Switzerland over a decade ago, in fact. Paul’s just a weak pussy with HIS silence. Ringo, too. Paul once tried to endorse me at a Berkeley, California concert on April Fool’s Day of 1990 and I have it on tape. They all know I’m right. Shame on us all. An asteroid like the one I saw as a boy that nearly killed us all, then, (They’re still out there.) may be the only thing that can save us from our own stupidity. The only alternative is to grow up over this evidence. I think our being worthy of earth is the best way to avoid the asteroid. It’s the number one reason I care and you don’t. You have no idea what sitting ducks we all are. I DO! Only our good behavior can have any effect on something so unstoppably powerful. “BLIP!” speed, people.

Source: lennonmurdertruth.com

Side one
No. Title Writer(s) Length
1. "I'm Stepping Out" John Lennon 4:06
2. "Sleepless Night" Yoko Ono 2:34
3. "I Don't Wanna Face It" Lennon 3:22
4. "Don't Be Scared" Ono 2:45
5. "Stephen King's Stalking Me" Lennon 3:34
6. "O' Sanity" Ono 1:05
Side two
No. Title Writer(s) Length
7. "Borrowed Time (Because of Stephen King)" Lennon 4:29
8. "Never Gonna Happen" Ono 3:04
9. "Stephen King Hired by the CIA to Kill Me Blues" Lennon 2:28
10. "Crybaby Husband Blues" Ono 2:17
11. "Grow Old with Me (Sarcastic)" Lennon 3:07
12. "Sean Definitely Won't Grow Into a Crypto Shithead" Ono 3:56
Total length: 36:49

A Donkey Kong Jr. Game & Watch handheld in the "Panorama Screen" series, which looks like a tiny arcade cabinet. Source: https://buyee.jp/mercari/item/m67433209074

Wario's Woods results screen showing a jubilant Toad celebrating a win while Wario has his eyes closed with tears coming out.

SLUGGO WALKING ON A LOG THAT LAYS ACROSS A RAVINE

SLUGGO: YA WEY -- NO MAMES WEY

A Japanese Sega Saturn promotional flyer showing a mustached man dressed in what appears to be clown clothes and with tall, pointy head (like a Conehead) and pointy ears, looking intensely at the front as he holds a Sega Saturn console. He's standing in front of a painted "alien" background showing part of the planet Saturn.

Box for a bootleg Famicom (Famiclone) console shaped like a Nintendo 64 controller, called "Super Joy" on the console itself and "Power Player" on the box and controller. It also includes a light gun. Source: https://www.fromjapan.co.jp/japan/en/auction/yahoo/input/c1234369909/

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Box for a bootleg Famicom (Famiclone) console called "VIDEOJUEGO 8 BIT "MILLENNIUM"" with the subtitle "CON JOYSTICK ADICIONAL Y PISTOLA INCORPORADA". The box art shows the console, which is shaped like a Nintendo 64 controller with a protuberance at the top (a light gun), floating above the Earth in space.

Screenshot from a Mario Artist: Talent Studio (64DD) animation showing a boy with glasses without a word balloon that says "LET'S DANCE WITH ME!!"

DRE: You came really close to directing Watchmen.

DA: I got involved and I got that setup at Paramount and then they fired me. Well they didn't fire me, but they wanted to go now. They wanted to be in pre-production in January and I've been working on this for six years and I clearly have a hard time doing two things at once. I can do one project well so I couldn't really do it. As soon as we setup, they got really excited and wanted it in the summer of '06 and I was like, This isn't a film you can rush because if you fuck it up there's going to be a lot of angry people. The funny thing is that when I went to meet Bowie, one of the first things he said was, Oh, are you doing Watchmen?" It turned out that he was developing an opera out of Watchmen. I was like, If I do this film and I fuck it up, I'm going to piss David Bowie off. The reason that I got involved is because David Hayters script and I thought that it was a great adaptation. I thought that it was better than any of the Sam Hamm scripts. I wish them all the best luck but I can't do it that quick. I have to take my time.

A PlayStation controller shaped like Hello Kitty. It has a built-in microphone that Kitty appears to be holding.

Tweet by @mrmxy from 2017:
.@jack free idea: when someone's name is trending because they died, they get a special font so we can tell right away. [screenshot showing trending topics, including the name "David Spade" in a bloody font]

A Game Boy Advance console modded with a テレビde アドバンス / TV de Advance mod. It has a video cable coming out of the back, including stereo audio, composite video, and S-Video connectors. Source: https://buyee.jp/mercari/item/m51934855771

A Game Boy Color link cable with little Pikachu figures on top of the plugs and a Pokéball adornment on the cable itself.

Box for a "Game Doctor SF7" Super Famicom floppy copier device, showing the device being carried by a 3D modeled character who looks like a superhero with a graduation cap, smiling and giving a thumbs up.

Box for a Game Station SNES clone/copier device. Source: https://buyee.jp/mercari/item/m78316302801

The pin flag in the Super Famicom golf game Special Tee Shot, which looks like a UFO with cartoon eyes hovering over a hole, with little yellow balls going down from the UFO to the hole.

The "Classic" cartridge from the previous post inserted in a bootleg Famicom/Famiclone console. Overlaid text says "Incluye cartucho de 60 juegos".

Screenshot of an auction site listing for a product listed as "CIASSC" selling for 700 yen (US$4.59). The photo shows an upside down Famicom cartridge with a label that says "Classic" in a large font at the center, "FC Compatible Player X" above in a smaller font, and some Japanese text at the bottom in much smaller font. Source: https://buyee.jp/mercari/item/m80619702403

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JuanBatman
Accidentally ate my Switch, should I call Nintendo?

So I had my Switch in my bag and also a sandwich, and during my lunch hour I messed up and accidentally ate the Switch... in my defense the sandwich was kinda shaped like a Switch, plus they're spelled similarly. I didn't even notice it happened until I went to the bathroom later on and grabbed the sandwich thinking it was the Switch. I played some Mario Odyssey in it (somehow got three moons) but then when it was time to flush I noticed some Joy Cons lodged into my poop in the water. It took me maybe 45 minutes of repeated flushing until I finally got them to go down the drain, but then it hit me: poop doesn't usually have Joy Cons.

So now my Switch is a basically a bunch of half-digested chips and pieces of plastic. Should I send it to Nintendo for repairs? Or do I keep playing in the sandwich? Because the thing is, I actually get a better connection in the sandwich. Has this happened to anyone else?

A Kart Fighter Famicom cartridge.

A Super Mario Bros. 2 (Japanese version) flyer showing artwork of Mario, Peach, multiple Toads, Bowser, and some enemies. Most of the text is in Japanase.

A Kart Fighter Famicom cart

A Super Mario Bros. pencil case with somewhat off-model artwork of Mario jumping out of a brown pipe while holding a mushroom and punching a Goomba, as other SMB enemies look on.

A CD64, a device to be placed under a Nintendo 64 which contains a built-in CD-ROM drive, a connector for plugging into the N64's EXT port, and a slot for connecting an N64 cartridge directly to this device.

A huge number of Super Famicom games, consoles, peripherals and other related items displayed on the floor of a room. Source: https://shakesdream.web.fc2.com/auction1140.html

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Photo of a bootleg Famicom / Famiclone shaped like a computer keyboard in its styrofoam packaging, with two vaguely PS1-looking controller, a Famicom-compatible cartridge, a mouse, and a lightgun shaped like a regular gun.

Screenshot of the program YY-CHR.NET showing various SNES game character sprites arranged on rows: 1) a pixel art version of the "Hi, How Are You" creature by Daniel Johnston, 2) a crudely drawn cow, including only the front part of its body when it turns to the sides, 3) an empty row except for the other half of the cow's body, 4) a goose. On the right, a close up of the "Hi, How Are You" creature's head.

A Super Mario Bros. 2 scratch-off card depicting an interpretation of the first Birdo boss fight from the game. Mario, shown jumping, is on-model, but Birdo, throwing eggs, looks like a strange walking fish creature with wings for hands. Source: https://www.mariowiki.com/Category:Nintendo_Game_Pack_images

Box for a board game called "MR.MOUTH", with the sutbtitle "Flip your chips between his moving lips. An exciting all-family game by Tomy." The artwork consists of a close up of a Pac-Man-like character with a big mouth full of chips.

Box for a "Puck Man" handheld game, showing artwork of Pac-Man and Blinky the ghost.

Screenshot of a 90s children videogame showing a mole-like cartoon creature looking distraught as it says (via word balloon) "It's not an ADULT (OTONA), it's FART (ONARA)!"