Phillip

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but how about watch phone? [he/him/his, but #TeamTheyForEveryone] @phlip@kind.social

A box for the new Steam Controller, but it is labelled "Doom (2016)"
A posy by @why.bsky.team from April 10. Text reads "Big Grape" alongside an image of two somewhat large grapes, or possibly ordinary-sized grapes being held by someone with very small hands.
The "spacewalk" section of the Deep Stone Crypt raid, but with the iconic Deep Stone Lullaby music replaced with Hotel California.
Edit of a Hellboy comic, now reads: Is that a doll? She's got a gun! Followed by a screencap of the haunted doll from Kamen Rider W
"Indiscrim'nate Lacerations" in the style of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
Quote from The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy The history of warfare is similarly subdivided, although here the phases are Retribution, Anticipation, and Diplomacy. Thus: Retribution: I'm going to kill you because you killed my brother. Anticipation: I'm going to kill you because I killed your brother. Diplomacy: I'm going to kill my brother and then kill you on the pretext that your brother did it.
Modified screenshot of the game Going Under. Swomp is saying: four bucks is also kind of five bucks. three bucks is two bucks and two bucks is basically free. eight bucks is still five bucks. it doesn't become ten bucks. seven ninety nine, that's five bucks, right beb?
Kate Stark says "Nope" a lot, in a clip from Feed Dump
A bottle of Max Strength "PainQuil" Pain Inducer, containing Acetamaxophen. Starts working fast for causing of: migraines, dislocations, testicular torsion, angst. Black Cherry flavored, alcohol 10%, 12 fluid ounces.
A post by the Macquarie Dictionary from April 2023: An online shortening of gender-neutral to become "gendy nooch" is gaining traction.
The Treachery of Images pipe, captioned "Ceci n'est pas une pipe." However, a slice has been taken out of it, revealing that it is, in fact, made out of cake.
"Less Implied Clown Genitalia" in the form of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles logo
Cameo from Stephen Boxer, the VA for Withers: I have about fucking had it with thy mods. Every time thou has summoned me, I have awoken to find a huge set of mammories upon my chest. There are no words in the common lexicon to explain how much I detest these bazongas. My back aches from the weight of these milk-maidens. When I am looking down at my records, performing my duties, these massive milkers get in the way of my vision. I am forced to wear my plus-sized cloak so my hadongalongas have room to breathe and do not cause me undue pain. I am exhausted and unhealthy due to thy constant modding ventures, and I demand thee to stop. Rid me of these enormous yadongalongudongalagangas at once. Yes.
A panel from Order of The Stick. Elan is full-on naked, with his junk blurred out, running through frame, yelling "Woooo! I'm invisible!! You can't see me!"
A chart of release dates of Elder Scrolls games, counting up from 1 to 5, then multiple re-releases of 5, and then dropping back down to 4. With a parabolic trendline added, extrapolating out a theory that the releases will have peaked at 5 and then go back down forever.
Youtube dashboard stream settings, with an option highlited for "Unlist live replay once stream ends"
The "prepare for descent" scene from 1000xRESIST, but the monitors are overlaid with the "prepare for descent" loading screen text from the game Descent.
The "Prepare To Fight" screen from Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3, with the fighters replaced with Ben Franklin and Kong Fu Zi, as they appear in Civilisation 7.
Behind-the-scenes shots from Timeranger. Five characters in brightly-coloured suits are standing in front of a screen that is mostly blue, but the area of the screen behind the blue ranger is green instead.