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Mark Tait's big bald heid
A red-hued image of Lord Polak, looking like he's been photographed midway through shitting himself, the sort of image you'd have got out of an old Adrian Edmonson sketch of a particularly repugnant piece of shit politician, it's beyond parody
The Nib(?) Comic panel An ambiguously middle Eastern-looking man and woman, smiling, in conversation, as the sky above them is filled with drones and bombs. Man: they say the next ones will be sent by a woman! Woman: really makes you feel like you're part of history.
How registered Republicans voted, 2020 vs 2024 Election, source: CNN 2020: 94% Trump 6% Democrat 2024: 94% Trump 5% Democrat
Futurama S4E08 "Crimes of the Hot" Context: Dr Ogden Wornstrom has built a giant mirror in space. After being clipped by a tiny little asteroid it points at earth. Clip: In New New York City, on an already swelteringly-hot looking day, a man looks up towards the sun, covering his hand. As he says "Oh, that's a little bright", the mirror's focused laser-beam of heat moves up the sidewalk and immediately disintegrates him.
Independent: Comment: After the killing of Ann Widdecombe, Count Binface is suddenly a lot less funny
Baldur's Gate 3 Withers (an undead (With Big Naturals)) and a speech bubble
Seen Ferrick: When it happens, anyone who says "It's in bad taste to celebrate" has spent years with their fingers in their ears and their eyes sealed shut Steve Holt: you're right
Futurama: Zapp Brannigan, a blonde, husky pastiche of William Shatner's Captain Kirk, gives a double-thumbs-up to his beleaguered second-in-command, little green lizard alien, Kif Kroker, who is rifling through Zapp's Little Black Book of pick up lines, such as "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take off your pants and dance around a little?"
Séan Ferrick: When it happens, anyone who says 'its in bad taste to celebrate' has spent years with their fingers in their ears and their eyes sealed shut. Or supported him. Steve Holt, responding via Star Trek Lower Decks Bradward Boimler gif: You're right!
Steve Holt, a teenage jock in a blue varsity jacket from Arrested Development, pumping his fists and shouting his own name
Dutch Right wing chode Geert Wilders tweet: We hebben een serieus probleem (We have a serious problem)
The Simpsons: Bart and an animatronic Smokey The Bear (Large Grizzly in trousers and hat, holding a fire axe) Smokey has asked Bart "Only *who* csn prevent forest fires?" And Bart pressed a button labelled "you", finishing the phrase. The bear responds: "You pressed "you", referring to me. The correct answer is you." Bart looks annoyed
Image: A photo of a dismissive wanking gesture, [a hand clasped as if wanking] in two separate semi-opaque stages of motion, to showcase the range of the dismissive wanking gesture Caption: [Dismissive Wanking Gesture]
The Simpsons: Martin Prince puts up an attack ad saying "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!" Bart Simpson puts up a campaign ad saying "A vote for Bart is a vote for anarchy!" Both are superimposed over the Penguin Classics cover of Friedrich Nietzsche's "On the genealogy of morals"
The Geordi La Forge Drake Replacement Meme Panel 1, Geordi holds up a hand in protest to the caption "Weird AI (ay eye)" Panel 2, Geordi approvingly points a finger at the almost identical looking caption "Weird Al (ay ell)"
Detective Josephus Miller from The Expanse looking all sullen and brooding while Jay from The Inbetweeners looks over his shoulder, gormlessly smiling
Telegraph: Starmer: I want to be PM for ten years Pictured: Starmer, looking all serious
Shitty NFT of a pixelated burger
@InternetHippo tweet Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
Arrested Development: Lindsay and Tobias discuss terrible plans people have tried before. Lindsay: Well, did it work for those people? Tobias: No, it never does. I mean, those people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but... ...but it might work for us.
Horseshoe Crab with laser eyes obliterates a smaller crab in an explosion Caption reads "Ciúnas yank"(silence, american)
A word cloud of the first word people associate with Starmer, by Savanta in September 2024 LIAR is the most-used, with "Good, idiot Boring" and "Useless" being similarly sized. Off to the left is the shitposter contingent making an appearance with "cunt", but most of the opinions seem along the lines of "authoritarian, untrustworthy, Incompetent, Centrist, Fraud, Okay, Rubbish" etc "Decent" does makes an appearance, albeit smaller than "cunt"
11th October 2023 "I think that Israel does have that right" Sir Keith Starmer, Human Rights Lawyer, tells Nick Ferarri on on LBC news that is acceptable for Israel to withhold power and water from citizens in Gaza (a war crime)
"Centrist Rally Organizer" @InternetHippo tweet: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turnout. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting “Better things aren’t possible”
An Ice Cream Van image. A blue ice cream in a cone labelled "Blue Sherbert Waffle". The "sherbert" is much smaller so at a distance you only see "Blue Waffle"
US 2024 Voter Distribution Harris: 72,876,600 (29.8%) Trump: 75,888,881 (31%) Third Party: 2,614,009 (1.1%) Non-voter: 93,440,400 (38.1%)
Futurama's Year 3000ish Election Debate. Two identical white men in suits debate their barely differing policy platforms. One is called Jack Johnson, the other, John Jackson
Trevor Moore, shot against a projected WKYK logo, dressed in a shirt and jacket, leaning towards the camera and gesturing with his left hand in The Whitest Kids You Know, "It's Illegal To Say" skit, where he informs the viewer it's illegal to say "I want to kill the president", saying he is legally allowed to say it now because he is informing you it is, in fact, illegal to say "I want to kill the president, with a mortar launcher"
Nazi-defending dingus has deactivated his account
Peep Show, 3 panel 1: Mark, annoyed and in pyjamas, says "~~Jez~~ Alex, please don't smile like that." 2. Mark, furrowed Brown and eyes closed in disdain: "You're not James Bond. You're disgusting." 3. Jez, shirtless in bed, post-shagging Sophie's Mum, smug grin on his face, thinks "I *am* James Bond"
Otto English tweet, 10 July 2024 It's nice, isn't it. The quiet.
A spider crab with laser beam eyes explodes a much smaller crab Caption reads "ciúnas, yank" ("silence, American" for the yanks)
Marc France says trans people are eroding women's rights and the rights of the disabled, somehow
Wally Schmidt, Dennis and Mac's neighbour from the suburbs in Alwways Sunny. A smiling, grey-haired middle-aged man in a lilac shirt and blue tie
TNG episode title card: "Clip Show Season Finale"
Mattie Lubchansky Comic Panel: A TV Game Show, called "Is that good?" (Title in the background, all caps, surrounded by lights) has the host on stage, pulling a single lever, marked by question marks, with a siren light on top, while cupping his ear to the audience, who excitedly chant "Is! That!! Good!!!"
Yank-sold "Sweet Sue's Canned Whole Chicken" Big blue can containing a whole fully-cooked Chicken I've seen this shit opened and it schleps out grey, pallid and nasty
Thomas Crooks. Could have been remembered as the guy who [REDACTED] Trump, only remembered as the little nerd that couldn't hit the broad side of a barn
Jay, from The Inbetweeners; an absolute chode of a teenage boy, screams "I'm not your fucking friend, alright?" at someone who's been nowt but sound to the lad
@dril I want you all t o know that I am not angry. I am actually laughing at this whole thing. But Piss_089 should ha ve his computer locked up
@maplecocaine When someone uses this emoji 🤣 [tilted cry/laugh emoji] they are more mad than they have ever been in their entire life
The Labour 2024 Manifesto cover. Starmer looking serious/like he just did a little poo, jacket off, sleeves rolled up, shirt and tie, hands in pockets. The word "Change" is plastered in big red font next to his dull, greyscale head
@BravoCoolee twitter post: "Twitter the only place where well-articulated sentences still get misinterpreted. You can say “I like pancakes” and somebody will say “So you hate waffles?” No bitch. Dats a whole new sentence. Wtf is you talkin about.
Indeed: Videographer & Social Media Content Creator, Cabinet Office, Westminster, £40,974-45259 a year
Keir Starmer hurriedly picking up the Peadophile-in-Chief's dropped papers, like an obsequious little lapdog
Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids You Know, gesturing to the camera, in a shirt and jacket, in front of a curtain with the WKYK logo projected onto it, during his "Illegal to say" skit
Star Fox SNES puppet team. They look unique, but like caricatures of taxidermied animals, a little unnerving. A Wes Anderson's The Fantastic Mr StarFox sort of facial quality to them. They don't look that bad but unnerved me as a small, weird child.
Mattie Lubchansky comic panel, a game show host stands, hand cupped over his ear to listen, clutching a lever marked by question mark, with the shows name "Is That Good?" Lit up in lights, hearing the crowd excitedly chanting the titular question
Another Peter Brooks cartoon, of "Corbyn Cruises", with Jeremt Corbyn ferrying hundreds of migrants across the Mersey, presumably to rape our hwhite women or great replace us or whatever
Andy Parsons (the nasal, bald shortarse) from Mock The Week, delivers a smug joke while pulling a stupid bald face on stage
Uncle Jack from Always Sunny giving a thumbs up with his big, very real hand
Marilyn Monroebot from Futurama, a grey-skinned and soulless glowing automaton purely resembling Marilyn Monroe used for Billy Everyteen's sexual and romantic gratification in an anti-Robosexuality PSA.
Trevor Moore from Whitest Kids U Know, gesturing towards the camera during the "Illegal to Say/White House Mortar" sketch/PSA, wherein he says it's illegal to say "I want to kill the President of the USA", but not in the specific context of simply informing you it is illegal to say "I want to kill the President of the USA"
@hotgirlhala tweet: "This does not help your cause" - guy who hates you and your cause
Matt Bors Society Dot Jpeg An emacieted medieval serf carries a bundle of sticks, lamenting "we should improve society somewhat" A grinning arsehole rests his chin on his hands from inside a nearby well: "Yet you participate in society. Curious! I am very intelligent."
Always Sunny: Frank, grinning, answers the phone to someone who tried to get a better deal elsewhere, while Dennis looks at him with a raised eyebrow. "Ha, so you come crawling back, you cheap sack of shit."
Futurama: Fry misses pressing a giant button
Kamala Harris says Iran is ‘greatest adversary’ of US Democratic presidential candidate says preventing Iran from acquiring a nuclear weapon is one of her top priorities. [HEADLINE IMAGE: Kamala Harris points finger at the podium of her rally.] Democratic presidential nominee Kamala Harris has been a staunch supporter of Israel [File: Stephen B Morton/AP Photo] By Al Jazeera Staff Published On 8 Oct 2024 US Vice President Kamala Harris says Iran is the most significant enemy of the United States, citing Tehran’s recent ballistic missile attack against Israel. In an interview with the CBS television network aired on Monday night, the Democratic presidential candidate said Iran is the “obvious” answer when asked about the country she considers to be the US’s “greatest adversary”.