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it’s an at-bat at a Mariners game
it’s a Mariners game Julio Rodrigues has just hit the ball
A screenshot from Instagram: “How ‘hot rodent’ men became Hollywood’s sexiest heartthrobs: Gen Z fans are going wild for actors with unusual features, including Barry Keoghan, Kieran Culkin and Jeremy Allen White.” A photo of each “hot rodent man” is shown. The caption: “Ladies, do you have a favorite ‘hot rodent’ man?”
apparently an official portrait of King Charles which is awash in blood red and appears as though he is descending backwards into a fiery hedge of hell
Aurora Borealis: “the northern lights”
the best dogs. one year today without either of them. how is that possible
it’s a place called “ONE BITE CAFE”
it’s compostable packaging on the kitchen floor
Rusty
Beyoncé would like to know if you’re ready
@OdedRechavi’s tweet: How your email finds me Image of a pig? seemingly unconscious on what looks like a couch cushion flipped upside down in the middle of trash strewn about, next to a couple of dumpsters by some kind of parking lot
“someone” has sent a series of emojii in a text thread: a hand holding tickets(??), an left-pointing arrow with the word “BACK,” a horn, a cat. the response says “ticketback horn cat??”
it’s an outdoor venue with a whole lot of people seated on a meadow the mountain goats are performing
it’s a wedge of Brie and a wedge of parmesan reggiano that someone has put in a storable container the wedge of parm has a literal bite taken out of it by literal teeth
photos & text from the legal filing showing Crunchwrap and Mexican Pizza as advertised (full of meat/cheese/ingredients) & as received (…not)
the TV is showing two characters from a show & one is saying to the other “there can only be one” which is from a terrible movie Ned made me watch in the depths of the pandemic…Highlander? Outlander? one of those anyway
a tomato sauce-spattered countertop holding sauce-spattered utensils and a spoon rest
The horrors persist but so do the little treats
The horrors persist but so do the little treats
Some blue checkie is asking on Twitter “if I expended the type of content I make, what would you like to see?” & then there’s a poll: “writing/blogs, podcast, videos, other (please comment” and first, it should be “if I expanded the content I *made*” and second, I don’t even follow you but DEFINITELY NOT to the podcast
a screencapture of a tweet by @susie_dent: “Word of the day is ‘spuddle’ (17th Century): to work ineffectively, to be extremely busy whilst achieving absolutely nothing”
it’s an escalator that isn’t moving
It’s a white dog and he’s smiling
The same thing as above, happening again
we watch Roman sip a martini w olives
a shot of Roman crying into someone’s shoulder. caption says “[Roman sobs]”
it’s Shiv she’s asking someone “it’s you?”
the Succession finale Roman is…licking Peter’s cheese but obscenely Kendall is telling him not to but he’s joking what is happening were the writers literally high as fuck
a shot of the Succession finale in which Kendall and Shiv are now singing? about the food found in their mother’s fridge?
a shot of the Succession finale which is very boring so far
It’s a gerbil in a pink car with pink shades on its forehead Caption says “the horrors persist but so do I”
A Twitter screenshot, under the Notifications tab. It says “This notification isn’t relevant, so we’ll send fewer of these.” thanks, Elon
The creepiest lifesize dog figurine? statue? you’ve ever seen, vaguely resembling a Husky and wearing a red scarf while gazing through soulless eyes that are somehow both menacing and utterly blank
it’s an Orca on a hook, as IF, in a game meant for 4 yr olds
besties from Twitter
Kelly Clarkson: “FINALLY”
it’s Lady Bing (a beautiful black lab with a gray face and light brown eyes) — her head is v close to the camera resting on a white pillow and her tongue is out
it’s Meghan Markle
a blue sky — GET IT