Mrs PJ Haverstock

@mrspjhaverstock.bsky.social

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She/her. Professional Milf & smut peddler. Horror, sci-fi, books, films, cats, gardening. General nerdery. Likes to post interesting/artsy pics. Ally. https://linktr.ee/MrsPJHaverstock

PJ laying on her side in a fuzzy grey sweater. She’s snuggling with a sleepy grey tabby cat.
PJ sitting in a chair on her porch. She’s wearing a blue tee shirt with a white cat design, and blue and white striped shorts.
PJ sitting in her car in a blue tee shirt, holding a priority mail envelope.
Movie poster for “Undertone”.
Picture of the book “Agnes Aubert’s Mystical Cat Shelter” by Heather Fawcett.
Two pictures of Ryan Gosling. First one is from Drive, and he’s wearing a cool jacket. Second one is Blade Runner 2049, with a different cool jacket.
Promo for the movie “Obsession”, simply showing a bloody, dismayed looking guy.
PJ in a black short sleeve dress with a purple, maroon, and russet floral print.
PJ standing in her doorway in purple sweat pants and a black sports bra.
Mrs H’s lovely soft feet in black and white peep toe heels.
PJ wearing a black floral sleeveless jumpsuit with a wrap style top. Her hair is long and flowing over one shoulder, and a peek of cleavage is revealed.
Cover of the novel “Revival” by Stephen King.
Screenshot that says “Thank you for your order! 🎉”
A split screen photo of Mrs PJ dressed as Daphne, and Poly dressed as Velma. They both have magnifying glasses and epic cleavage!
A clear vase on a windowsill, with three flowers: a pink echinacea, a pink zinnia, and a fluffy peach zinnia.
The talented and ruggedly handsome Sam Neill.
The vibrantly colored cover of the book “Never Whistle at Night: an Indigenous Dark Fiction Anthology”.
A sleeping cat’s paws… he has pink toe beans.
A stop sign that says “SLOP”
An up close picture of PJ’s wide open mouth.
PJ, with a closed mouth smile and black lipstick.
Screenshot of two of Stephen King’s Twitter posts… First one: Graham Platner may drop out. (I hope he doesn't, but.) Meanwhile, the Abuser in Chief just keeps on keepin' on. Second one: Tell you what--if you knew the whole truth about everyone in the Senate and House of Reps, those chambers would be dead empty. Jesus said, "Let him without sin cast the first stone."
Two soldiers - a black man and a blonde white woman. The woman is in the foreground with some serious fire power.
Two cute lesbians wearing very 80s clothes sitting together in a nightclub.
Black & white still of a woman holding a shotgun.
Mrs H’s toes in the sunlight. Her skin is very soft and smooth, and her toenails are a delicate shell pink.
A little quiz page with hearts on PJ’s picks.
A slice of ice cream cake with cherries and Biscoff cookie layers.
A counter full of ingredients… Biscoff cookies, a bag of sweet cherries, Philadelphia cream cheese, and four pints of Haagen Daz vanilla ice cream.
Two bumblebees resting on a bright pink coneflower.
A close up of a peanut m&m’s package that says “share size”.
Two chubby bumblebees resting on a bright pink coneflower, with daisies and greenery in the background.
Scene from Blade Runner 2049, with K interacting with a giant holographic Joi advertisement. It’s all very purple toned.
An orange cat sleeping on a dining room table, with some craft supplies in the foreground.
A dining room table with a building project in the foreground, and an orange cat napping in the background.
Various components of a craft project, including balsa wood cut outs, stickers of plants, and wires connected to tiny light bulbs.
An orange cat drinking from a glass of water. His tongue is visible through the glass.