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Haus Frau+, Australian Style. She/her. 😷 up. Wurundjeri land, Naarm 🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Small music box being wound, playing the theme from the movie The Third Man
A little music box being wound that plays the theme of the film The Third Man
Text image reads: IMPORTANT if you are experiencing domestic and family violence and have a *hidden* safety phone; AusAlert will test its new emergency siren on ALL mobile devices: Wednesday 17 June, 4pm, Liverpool NSW Sunday 21 June, 2pm Queanbeyan, ACT/NSW Monday 27 July 2pm (AEST) NATIONWIDE A siren will sound for 10 (ten) seconds on ALL your devices, even if they are on silent OR do not disturb. To STOP the alert BEFORE the test: * Turn if your mobile devices OR * Switch your device to airplane mode * Leave them off for at least 1 (one) hour after the test
Love in a Cold Climate (1980) Anthony Head (aged about 26) and Daphne Neville in Love in a Cold Climate (1980)
Screen shot from Northern Exposure, barman telling a patron he is going to 86 him (throw him out of the bar). But if you asked trump, he is going to murder him, and just told him to his face 🤷
Mmmmmm beef tartare 😋 Paris, December 2025. I don't even think this picture does it justice, it was huge!
Photo of a Krampus (horned, fur covered devil looking monster) Innsbruck, Austria Krapusnacht 2025
Photo of a DVD cover; the documentary "The Adventure of English".
Local art work on St George's Rd, Preston, Melbourne, Australia. A broken, golden toilet, with the title "the cistern is brocken(sic)".
T-Shirt from Dangerfield in the 2000s - picture of the cunt John Howard with text "Will someone please tell John Howard to shut the fuck up". Apply the sentiment to any politician, liberally.
T-Shirt from Dangerfield in the 2000s - picture of the cunt John Howard with text "Will someone please tell John Howard to shut the fuck up". Apply the sentiment to any politician, liberally.
Wall in Pompei with an artistic picture of a cock and balls.
Massive crowd at march for Palestine, Naarm, Melbourne Australia 24 August 2025
Clock ticker, but instead of numbers it's letters, the First 3 being IRA and the 4th clicking between Q & N for Iraq/Iran with a quote from George Orwell 1984 "The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous." It's the same thing.
Clock ticker, but instead of numbers it's letters, the First 3 being IRA and the 4th clicking between Q & N for Iraq/Iran with a quote from George Orwell 1984 "The war is not meant to be won. It is meant to be continuous." It's the same thing.
Picture of a tortoise shell cat, who is wondering if they recently ate or not. But also is quite happy in a human lap. Decisions... Meow.
Photo of phone lock screen. Shows the time, 2 weather notifications that are continuously ignored, and the photo is of a tortoise shell coloured cat, lying in a herb bed in front of a rosemary plant. The cat's name is Poppet, or Poopet. Old girl poops a lot.
From the Australian Electoral Commission (AEC) Infographic detailing that 18,098,797 Australian Citizens are enrolled to vote in the upcoming May 3rd Federal Election. That's 98.2% of the eligible population.
Weather forecast for Naarm (Melbourne) Australia, Sunday March 9 - Saturday March 15, high temps, centigrade. Sunday 35° Monday 36° Tuesday 35° Wednesday 36° Thursday 35° Friday 39° Saturday 38° Posted with a wedding and having to wear a suit on Friday, very much in mind!
Graphic showing where votes of 18-24year olds went in the German elections. % Women Party %Men 34. Linke 15 14. AfD. 25 10. Union. 17 12. SPD. 12 13. Grüne. 11 4. FDP. 7 6. BSW. 6
Picture of the character 'Stefon' from Saturday Night Live, extolling the virtues of the latest nightclub, "This place has everything..."
Picture of auto reply messages from having reported the Trump page as fraudulent and a scam. The first 2 includes a final paragraph "You can also request a review within 180 days if you disagree with the decision to not take this down". The following 3 messages have this paragraph deleted.
Elderly tabby cat, Poppet, standing awkwardly on her hind legs, head in a red plant pot, trying to drink the dirty water in it, instead of the easily accessible clean water provided in her bowl.
Close up of 3 ladybugs feeding on parsley flowers
Several cocktails on a bar, with a foil 'anti spike' cover & straw through the middle. Product is called 'Foil It' with the tag line "We've got you covered".
Screenshot of the scam message dm'd to me saying "can I paid or BSB or PayPal you some $$$ right now"
Image of the account I blocked high money.bsky.social for a money scam sent via DM.
Kirsten Scott Thomas as character Brenda Last in A Handful of Dust (author Evelyn Waugh). Wealthy English woman of the 1930s, sitting on a bed, dressed in a black evening gown, wearing diamond accessories, using the telephone. Art deco styled bedroom with champagne glasses in the background.
A white bowl with salad (rocket, parsley, spring onion, red onion, avocado, bitey vintage cheddar cheese, cherry tomatoes, salt pepper, a can of tuna in oil and half a lime juice) with a smaller blue bowl of Savoy crackers.
Home made butter chicken with raita and fennel poppadoms in a green bowl
Wide shot of a netted cherry tree
Picture of dinner "Eggy thing". Sauté mushrooms, red capsicum & asparagus, covered in egg, topped with roasted cherry tomatoes and feta. Kind of like a quichey frittata!
Beef goulash on rice with sour cream
Picture of an Austrian Airlines flight attendant in red uniform, showing the exits to the left and right. The ad is announcing its permanent departure from Twitter with the tag line "We took a moment to locate our nearest X-it".
Bearded man wearing double denim (jacket and jeans) with boots and red bandana, sitting on rocks at the beach, contemplating all the times he lit cigarettes by the wrong end.