Michael Sall

@msalamander.bsky.social

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"Wait, what was I furious about before? It was good." Former Co-Director of Democratic Clubs for @dpoc.bsky.social

10 panel cartoon from Oglaf. A crow wakes up in a nest and panics, saying “fuck” over and over as it runs into a courthouse holding a bunch of leaves like paper. The crow apologizes to the judge for being late, pauses and says “I’m not a lawyer at all am I?” When the judge says no, the crow drops the leaves and says “thank God, I was totally unprepared.”
Screenshot of paragraph of LA Times article: In June 2025, Mejer allegedly called deputies to complain that someone had posted pictures online of her son, then 13, riding an e-motorcycle. Mejer told deputies at the time that she had purchased the Surron motorcycle for her son.
Still from 30 Rock of Liz Lemon saying “don’t get peer pressured into invading Iran.”
Photos of the book covers for: Automatic Noodle by Annalee Newitz Paladin’s Strength by T. Kingfisher The Bright and Breaking Sea by Chloe Neill Paladin’s Hope by T. Kingfisher A Mouthful of Dust by Nghi Vo I’m Afraid You’ve Got Dragons by Peter S. Beagle
Russian blue tuxedo cat sleeping in a chair with a space heater pointed at her.
A framed illustration on an alligator that says Gumbo Filé.
The cover of the book Wide Awake by Jon Grinspan.
Kor Koloth and Kang from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
Star Trek Deep Space Nine episode title Looking for par’Mach in all the Wrong Places in Zohran for NYC font
Grey tuxedo cat Harper sitting on the counter and vocally registering her complaints about not being fed timely.
Screenshot from LA Times article. “Gov. Gavin Newsom’s office is weighing whether to close parts of Interstate 5 beginning Friday amid concerns over what it says is a White House-directed plan to use live ordnance during a military anniversary celebration off Camp Pendleton’s coast in San Diego County — where Navy ships are expected to fire over the freeway onto the base. Newsom’s office has received, but not confirmed, reports that live ordnance will be fired from offshore vessels during the event commemorating the Marine Corps’ 250th anniversary. The event is titled “Sea to Shore — A Review of Amphibious Strength” and will feature Vice President JD Vance”
Still photo of the Hamilton musical where two redcoats announce “Silence! A message from the King!”
A Columbia holding an American flag and a sword. Text reads "We bow to no king."
Captain Morgan Bateson from Star Trek TNG episode “Cause and Effect”
Screenshot of text message saying “Yeah, John Winthrop hates your dog”
Decorative gourds on a mantelpiece.
Arpi Meskemin from Mr. Mayor saying “Palm trees are not even supposed to be here. Most of them were planted for the 1932 Olympics to trick people into thinking L.A wasn't a waterless scorpion graveyard.”
RFK Jr. wants you to get sick and your children to die.
Original hand-painted French wallpaper in the foyer of Martin Van Buren’s house.
Selfie of four people in front of Lindenwald, the historic home of Martin Van Buren.
Vintage-style poster modeled on Civil-War era poster. Reads "Copperheads out! We're voting for a new reconstruction caucus up and down the ballot! Primary them all 2026." Graphic made by @djinnandtonic.bsky.social‬ and available at https://www.etsy.com/shop/wideawakes/?search_query=copperheads
Forest service announcement inside a restroom at the Ancient Bristlecone Pine Forest in the Inyo National Forest. Sign says that maintenance will occur only on a “limited” basis and that toilet paper may not be available.
Fourth of July drone show instead Laguna Niguel. Drones are making image of the statute of liberty over a park full of people.
Protest sign reading “No Iran War” in multicolor letters.
Three protesters in Dana Point. They’re holding signs reading no tyrants no kings and carrying the revolutionary-war era Bennington flag with 13 stars around a “76”.
Screengrab from @tomtomorrow.bsky.social‬'s July 5, 2012 This Modern World comic strip. A flying drone hovers over two young children and says "Hey kids! It's me, Droney, the friendly surveillance drone." See the whole comic here: https://www.prosebeforehos.com/political-ironing/07/05/drone-cartoon/
Boimler and Rutherford from Star Trek: Lower Decks both dressed as Mark Twain.
Rutherford, Boimler, and Tendi from Star Trek: Lower Decks standing with their arms around each other.
Black and white photo of RFK Jr. Red and white banner text reads "RKF Jr. wants you to get sick and your children to die."
Black and white photograph of RFK Jr. Red and white banner text reads "RFK Jr. wants you to get sick and your children to die."
Black and white photo of RKF Jr. Red and white banner text reads: "RFK Jr. wants you to get sick and your children to die." Credit for graphic to @ynot1989.bsky.social.
Black and white photo of Elon Musk performing a Nazi salute. Red and white banner text reads “don’t kid yourself … it’s up to you. STOP HIM!”
A grey house cat sitting on a coffee table watching a video of a bobcat on television.
Screenshot of quote from Henry VI, Part 2 reading “The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
Hallmark Romulan warbird ornament hanging on a Christmas tree.
A video of a gingerbread-style house, but made with crackers. The roof tiles are salami and there is a piece of dried chili as the chimney. There are windows made of dried oranges. A hand from off screen rotates the cutting board the house is on to reveal the rest of the house, including a stack of firewood made from celery and a small celery tree.
Silvertip Christmas tree lit with colored lights and with hanging ornaments.
A screenshot from Star Trek: Lower Decks. Two glowing white robots with disruptor rifles tied to them by ropes in the entryway of a futuristic mansion. One is trying to use the gun to sweep. Ensign Mariner is peeking around the door at them. The subtitle reads “That one’s trying to sweep up with a disruptor.”