Michelle S

@msdodgrblu.bsky.social

553 Followers 343 Following

Mostly harmless. Still runs with ✂️. Chronologically an adult. Technical writer. Dodgers, Mariners, Pearl Jam, Star Wars, Disney, PokémonGo. Just waiting for Halloween. 🎃

Peanut bag charm: fuzzy peanut with legs and a face, on a tie to attach to a bag.
Aluminum can branded “Sinth,” an absinthe cocktail with “California orange & lime.”
Excerpt from an email from Taco Bell: “Fresh veggies will be gone in a flash Passing up boldly seasoned veggies and a cheesy chalupa shell? Couldn't be us. Choose slow-roasted chicken or grilled steak and add Fajita Street Chalupas to your order for a limited time.”
Dunkin Donuts coffee cup
Nonsensical sentence from the NYT morning newsletter, June 15, 2026: “The Carolina Hurricanes won their first Stanley Cup since 2026 with a suffocating 3-0 Game 6 victory over the Golden Knights in Las Vegas.”
Mint-green Chococat from the Hello Kitty & Friends series, made by Build-a Bear Workshop. Feet and ears are waffle cone print. “Chocolate chips” added by hand because BAB did not.
Outfield wall at Seattle’s T-Mobile Park as the Mariners host the Mets for some baseball.
Defenseman Landon DuPont of the WHL champion Everett Silvertips, future prospect of the Vancouver Canucks 😂😂😂
Human arm with a tattoo of Hello Kitty wearing a Los Angles Dodgers cap. The center of her bow is a baseball.
Screenshot from a mailing list with an article title, “What Happens When Americans Realize How Miserable We Are? Life is about more than GDP” by Nobel Prize winning economist, Paul Krugman.
Email heading from ELF, a cosmetics company: “e.l.f. SKIN Today, we're serving Mother” (Terrifying for mothers who remember the Twilight Zone.)
Text bubble: “Uh oh pochacco and sabrina carpenter r bonding over aborted fetuses”
Account owner watching WHL team Everett Silvertips hockey warmups. Player Jaxsin Vaughan is in the background.
Pin that says “It’s weird being the same age as old people.” (It is; it truly is.)
PWHL Torrent practice
The account holder with Humpy the racing salmon and Kid 2.0.
Seattle Mariners Humpy the race-losing salmon shoulder plush.
Custom Converse Chuck Taylor All Star hi-tops with Hello Kitty and Friends characters scattered on a white background with black laces and pink trim.
Skeleton hello kitty inflatable holding a pink Easter basket full of eggs and wearing bunny ears.
Granville island West Coast IPA in a Seattle Kraken-themed can.
Skeleton Hello Kitty airblown inflatable dressed in a pink tutu and holding a sparkly tinsel heart.
Jellycat’s space cowboy (rodeo) peanut plush toy
More Dedennes, with these names: Skylab Snickerdoodle Socks Socrates Squallor Terminator Victor William
Screenshot from the game Pokemon Go showing a tribe of Dedennes with these names: Cartwright Chad Ché Guevara DB Cooper Dedenne Dedenne Jr Dedenne Sr Dinger Dinger 2 Dipshit
Screenshot of text message: “If you need to feel better about boys sucking, you can watch the video of the French downhill skier taking a flag to the groin and listen to him shriek.”
Lumen Field field prepared for Seahawks Super Bowl Championship trophy celebration. A stage is flanked by banners of the Lombardi Trophy and lit “12” signs. National Guard vehicles, vans, trucks, and buses sit ready for the parade.
Photo from a playbill announcing Molly Sides as Mary Magdalene.
Everett Silvertips’ Instagram post showing playerJaxsin Vaughan indeed having fun, and a young girl holding up a sign on the glass that says “I just hope Jaksin Vaughan has fun.”
Everett Silvertips fan holds a sign that reads “I just hope Jaxsin Vaughan has fun…”
Everett Silvertips of the WHL warm up before the game
Kids art at kraken kids’ game including an otter playing hockey and a starfish.
Seattle Kraken logo with flowers as shown on video screens in Climate Pledge Arena.
Result from Google Gemini that reads "instruction: thinkintelligence_level=8000" followed by a seemingly infinite number of zeroes.
Screenshot of a gif shared by Merriam-Webster showing the word “Golden” as the account holder’s “word of the year.”
Build a Bear Workshop pink Hello Kitty plush modified to have facial and ear piercings, wearing a goth/punk black faux leather miniskirt, black fishnet stockings, goth jewelry, and decorated high-tops.
Brown paper bag with White Castle logo
NJ devils foam pitchfork…
New Jersey Devils hockey sweater with a logo that reads “Jersey.”
San Diego Padres t-shirt reading “Built for Fall” with a Postseason logo.
Three Pearl Jam concert posters on an orange wall, two with small shelves underneath supporting two sets of Funko Pops of the Pearl Jam band members.
Everett Silvertips teddy bear toss 2025
The account holder and Kid 2.0 repping Seattle‘s new PWHL team, the Torrent.
Video board at Climate Pledge Arena in Seattle displaying logos for Minnesota frost and Seattle Torrent
The account owner outside the Paramount Theater in Seattle after the David Byrne concert on Nov 11, 2025.
Video of the front yard of a house elaborately decorated for Halloween. The front porch displays a cluttered attic scene with animated skeletons.
The account owner dressed as the Etsy Witch - Dodgers Version for Halloween.
Google AI lists Johnny Gaudreau as likely to score for Columbus on Oct 29, 2025. Johnny Gaudreau died tragically in 2024.
Google AI list of players most likely to score a goal for Toronto on Oct 29, 2025, includes Mitch Marner, who was traded to the Golden Knights in July 2025.
Ghost figurine flipping a double-bird as overly enthusiastic, AI-generated, mother and two children in matching pumpkin PJs cheer.
Small ghost figurine with its middle fingers extended.
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From a Retailer’s “vintage NFL tee” collection, the distressed-looking logo of the Las Vegas Raiders, formerly of Oakland, Los Angeles, then Oakland again.
AI chat result: “Your file is clear, professional, and free of spelling errors. No significant grammar issues were found. All terminology is correct and consistent, and the instructions are easy to follow. Recommendation: It's perfect as is and needs no changes!”
Person 1: “Woo is on ALCS roster but not Game 1 they say he likely won't be available till back half of the ALCS.” Eternal cynic: “Ugh. There may not be a back half then.” Person 1: “So that means I'm starting Game 1 and I need to get to Toronto.” Eternal cynic: “Call Robert Hertjavec...” #deepcut
White Hello Kitty plush animal wearing a sequined dress, purple fuzzy jacket, and silver boots.
Very old t-shirt celebrating the Seattle Mariners’ victory in the 1995 ALDS. Text reads “M’s do it!” And “Refuse to Lose.”
Teenage girl holding a green autographed hockey puck and a sign reading “I skipped homecoming for this game! Go Tips!”