Hannah Crowder

@mshcrowder.bsky.social

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biology teacher - vizsla parent - podcast junkie - amateur science content creator - wannabe artist - Bay Area - she/her

Hand holding a blueberry + banana smoothie in the foreground. Tv on in the background. The screen shows a dark haired man in a smoothie shop talking to a man in a yellow shirt with a black apron that says “Berry + Straw” who is standing behind the counter.
A screen shot from the Garmin app showing my “body battery” is at 17 out of 100. The text below reads: Stressful day Today has been stressful. On days like this, try to take relaxation breaks and make time for some physical activity. You can focus now on winding down before bedtime to help improve your sleep quality.
Inside of a three layer cakes made with baking strips. The three chocolate layer are of equal sizes and level. The icing is biscoff cookie flavored.
Box of Maldon sea salt. The box has a green boxed pattern with a white diamond shaped center portion with the Maldon name/logo.
Soft round gingerbread cookies arranged in a grid on a piece of parchment paper. The cookies are drying after having just been glazed with a thin mixture of water and powdered sugar.
Coloring sheet for nucleic acids
Photo of an apple pie with a lattice crust sitting on a marble countertop. The pie is perfectly golden brown and has just the right amount of caramel inside due to injecting it with extra caramel during the baking process.
Three tiered tan colored cake with chocolate ganache drizzled in a messy grid pattern on top.
Halloween offerings. A yeti with bottled water. A bowl with squish toys, mini play dough, and light up bracelets. And a bowl of candy with Twix, skittles, starburst, sour patch kids, and mini junior mints.
Nine pictures of football players set up as a 3X3 grid. Each of the players wears the number 67 or has 6 7 in the photo.
Black and white cartoon coloring sheet for proteins.
A cartoon coloring sheet all about lipids. Diagrams include saturated and unsaturated fatty acids, a cell membrane, triglyceride, and the emulsion / Sudan III chemical tests for lipids.
Watercolor painting of a rabbit from the neck up
Watercolor painting of a green frog sitting down and facing head on.
Photo of a Hungarian vizsla dog laying down on a grey blanket. She is looking to her left with a quietly curious expression.
Sign from an anti-Trump protest showing an image of an antibody bound to a black and white image of RFK jr’s face. The sign reads “we need immunity from ignorance.” The sign is held by a white man wearing a blue baseball cap and holding an American flag.
The top image shows an image of peanut butter and an image of the coronavirus. The text reads, "Corporate needs you to find the differences between this picture and this picture." The bottom image shows Pam from The Office labeled as the immune systems. The caption reads "They're the same picture."
Man wearing glasses, a fake nose, and a mustache. The disguise is very bad/cheap. The text reads "Virus thinking it mutated enough to sneak past immune system"
A person looking very confused with the text "POV: the virus mutates so much that your memory b cells can't recognize it anymore."
The guy from squid games yelling, "I've played these games before!"
Plastic boxes set up with material including rolled up DNA, triangles cut out with Morse code, a colorful foam wire twisted in a spiral, and a container of blue, red, white, and green foam RNA pieces.
Beef Wellington on a cutting board.
Rust colored hunting dog wearing a grey and brown coat. There is snow on the ground and bushes in the background.
Photo is a vizsla dog laying down on a grey blanket. Her eyebrows are slightly raised and her head is on her front legs.
Apple pie being prepped. The thinly sliced apples are smothered by salted caramel sauce. There is a pile of flour off to the side because the pie is in progress.
Hungarian vizsla laying on a gray mat in front of french doors. Her head and shoulders are pressed against the door so she will know if anyone gets close.
Image of a man wearing what looks like a wooden bell jar over his head. There is a small tube running to an oxygen tank and two small eye holes. The test reads "Anti-distration helmet, 1925. "The Isolator" was worn by its inventor, science fiction write Hugo Gernsback. The helmet was made out of wood and apparently blocked out 95 percent of ambient noise. The wearer looked through tiny glass holes, ensuring that no nearby movement could be visible. Oxygen was supplied via the tube."
A group of science teachers dressed as a hair metal band. They are wearing t-shirts with the chemical symbols for different heavy metals. The wig game is strong.
3x3 grid of dogs wearing birthday hats.
Selfie of a woman with a red bandaid on her upper arm.
Tomatoes layered with fresh mozzarella on grilled bread. Drizzled with balsamic vinaigrette graze, basil, salt and pepper. Played on a white plate with a circular design.
25 cases of Georgetown Bodhizafa beer being moved from a pallet to a hand cart.
Google slide with a cork board background. The slide is titled "Hannah Crowder (She/Her). There are two photos on the right. One is a head shot overlooking the Hudson River in NYC. The other shows a women sitting on outdoor stairs next to two vizsla dogs. On the left, 12 rectangles that look like post-it notes have the following statements (quoted portion is in bold): Being "an auntie" is an important part of my identity. I feel at home when "with my dogs." I like spending time "at the beach." I feel safe when "in my kitchen making desserts." I am proud of "my creativity." I get upset when "people are disrespectful." I often worry about "being perfect." I get nervous when "speaking in front of adults." "Biking" makes me feel energized. I am passionate about "human rights." I want other people to think I am "compassionate." I find it relaxing to "read a good book."
Sloth hanging from a branch, appearing to smile at the camera.
Bald eagle on a stump with mountains in the background.
Monarch butterfly on a yellow flower.
Cute squirrel carrying an acorn in its mouth.
Vibrant peacock with outstretched tail feathers.
Red ants forming an ant bridge between two ferns using their bodies.
Image of a tiny sea slug that resembles a sheep with a green “coat” of what looks like leaves. The slug eats algae that are then stored in its body, making it capable of photosynthesis. The algae are visible within the “leaves”, the tips of which are pink. There are no algae in the slugs face, leaving it white in color. It has two small black “eyes”. Unable to find and credit the original source of this image but it is not my own.
Three tiered rose cake with peach icing. Their are sliced peaches arranged in a circle on top of the cake. The icing is ombré, peach at the top and changing to pink at the base. There are rose hips sprinkled on top.
Two composition notebooks decorated with flower patterned washi tape. The binding on each says “biology 23-24”.
Multiple choice question asks "How many animals did Moses take on the ark?" with possible answers as "Zero", "4" or "2". The response for "Zero" is marked as correct.
Adult Vizsla dog sitting on a sandy beach. She has a little bit of sand on her snout and is wet from swimming in the ocean.
Two Hungarian Vizsla dogs looking at each other in mid chase/wrestle. The beach is sandy.
Two dogs playing on a sandy beach. One dog is leaping away from the other as they play chase.
Tide chart for 7/24/23 showing high tides at 3:08 and 16:19 and low tides at 9:24 and 22:58.
Picture of my bike. Pale blue Specialized brand hybrid bike with an orange/yellow bottle cage and green water bottle.
Test tube rack with three tubes of water. One has a cutting from a fiddle leaf fig and along the nodes there are little white bumps forming. The bumps look like tiny cauliflower but they are the start of roots.
A block of Trader Joe’s cheddar cheese with caramelized onions.
Two Hungarian Vizsla dogs standing on rocks, looking at the camera.