Dr. Phil Acula, Vampire. Not changing it

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(he/him) I like coffee. Programmer/magician for Atooi and Transolar. I've seen shit that'll shock ya eyelids. I have no sense of humor and also I never lie. I am normal and can be trusted with strawberries

person wearing a real shirt (pre-genAI) that reads "I'D RATHER BE LISTENING TO THE GRAMMY AWARD-WINNING 1999 HIT SMOOTH BY SANTANA FEAT. ROB THOMAS OF MATCHBOX TWENTY OFF THE MULTI-PLATINUM ALBUM SUPERNATURAL"
looking down into an old Trim Castle gatehouse which is now overrun with plants
Phil is looking fly in front of a castle where they filmed Braveheart
Duck liver (NOT PATE it was INTACT) covered with crushed pistachios and a slab of grilled pineapple
looking up from the ground floor of the Guinness Storehouse
Phil is taking a selfie at the Guinness Storehouse while looking in the direction of a sign that reads SEE >> THE MAGIC OF YEAST
chickpea and sweet potato Wellington with broccoli
Phil in front of St. Patrick's Cathedral
Phil taking a mirror selfie with wet hair and a black shirt
lego recreation of the Irish National Library
interior of a Caffe Nero with a view through the windows, and a line all the way past the storefront onto the street
On the left, sourdough bread with Irish butter. On the right, choux pastry tubes (like a churro) filled with horseradish cream cheese, topped with anchovy, sliced plum, and lemon zest
sign at a store reading "Bath Sponge W. Massage 4 Ass. €1"
purchase protection screen reading "Is this your purchase? £98.00 Crystal Maze Man"
D'Bag Shop, a luggage store
several waterfalls, with a wooden fence in front and a metal fence up above
Blarney Castle exterior, a 90' castle still standing, with some green grass leading up to its lower walls
two pieces of sweet garlic bread with huge basil leaves and some garlic cloves studding the bread
Phil selfie by the water, Cobh is visible behind him in the distance
four wedges of panko breaded and fried Brie with a side salad and some vinaigrette
a slice of meat terrine with some vegetables on top, dusted with thyme, next to a blob of dark ketchup
burger lookin at ya
bluesky thinks I'm in Texas "based on my network" and wants me to verify my age
a dessicated lemon in a glass of gin, jasmine syrup, rose water, orange blossom and lemon juice, and soda
colorful heirloom carrots on a piece of pastry, topped with yogurt and candied walnuts, encircled with pesto
Phil is using perspective to smooch a huge statue of a salmon covered in children's writing, called The Salmon Of Knowledge
SUPER SPECIAL SHAKES menu Bananas About Nuts Cookie Monster Banoffee Blitz The Biscoff Babe The Fudging Best Kinder Kraze The Wake Up The Pink Lady ALCO SHAKES The Hair of the Dog The Drunken Maggie
peanut butter curry sauce with bok choy, broccoli, peanuts, lime, mushrooms, tofu and ramen noodles
three whiskies, Bushmills Black Bush, Bushmills 10 Year Old Malt, and Bushmills Distillery Reserve
Carrickfergus Castle
Phil is an influencer, taking a selfie in front of a real display of the ocean
box of Turkish Delight, "Lokum" a special Turkish sweet well known all around the world with the authentic taste of Anatolia
panko battered pineapple spear on a piece of roasted pork belly, on a pineapple and pickled carrot salad
an indoor lounge area with some art artifacts and a free cinema
tmnt font reading "US South specific diction"
painted alleyway labeled Cranston House Sloans with a mural that says ARE YE DANCIN?
Iced Pistachio Spanish Latte
various signature desserts listed. Umali Pudding, Salted Caramel Miso Fondant, Caramel Monkey Bread, and Dubai Chocolate Crepe Rolls
Glasgow Cathedral
Phil is giving you a look of deep concern
the Singl-End Cafe and Bakehouse
Step 1 - Become a Mummy
with NO lead-in, this placard starts out strong with "A fish ate Osiris' penis. Then Isis magically breathed life into his reassembled body with her wings. She conceived their son Horus, and protected him."
bust of Sekhmet
Cadbury Curlywurly Squirlies
ube cloud ice cream with meringues and a bag from Jollibee
Gentleman Ghost (DC Comics): My apologies for the delay. Always a pleasure to see you. Ma'am. The Gentleman Ghost. Jim Craddock. Stand-up guy. Great skill-set for our situation.
an absurdly large cup of coffee with two handles, and a bakewell tart
Inverness Castle
BAD GIRL BAKERY
Phil is, with assistance, high fiving Nessie
The chefs at The Mustard Seed have close relationships with their suppliers, selecting a variety of produce each week to create a menu of dishes that reflect each season. They use the quality Scottish ingredients to create a modern European menu with Highland influences. In addition to the main menu there is always a great selection of daily specials. The MUSTARD SEED
view of Castle Urquhart through a nearby turret with Loch Ness in the distance
Phil taking a selfie at the front of a cruise across Loch Ness
People also ask Is saying "oh jeez" a sin?
bottle of Irn Bru (cotton candy cream soda) whose label reads OLD ~AND~ UNIMPROVED
a set of screenprints of environmental landmarks which a particular oil pipeline runs beneath
MOTH: cocktails choose from MOTH Negroni MOTH Spicy Margarita MOTH Espresso Martini I did not order any of the MOTH drinks, I just thought the signage was funny
Phil is taking a mirror selfie in the hotel. he has staved off the horrible Prince Valiant bob haircut for another few months
a dish of 7-cheese mac and cheese topped with Tennessee pulled pork, next to a bowl of fries and some pickled vegetables. although tbqh I could only taste 6 cheeses :(