M Sipher

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Done official TF work in various forms. Nose-deep in Lego. Queer & irked. He/him. TFWIKI toy pics/videoman www.youtube.com/@MSipher www.patreon.com/gregstfwikipics Alt 18+ art acct @feline-blue.bsky.social Sunny Jim on @isleofrangoon.bsky.social

Walmart listing for Transformers "Dark Energon Cybertronic" figure, the "Key item features" box is a bullet list of nothing but "TRA AOTP DLX DARK ENERGON CYBERTRONIC" twelve times.
G1 Micromaster Mudslinger
Animated GIF from the ABC Muppets sitcom: Floyd, Janice and Zoot are peering around a corner. Zoot says: "Science has spoken." Floyd and Janice nod in agreement.
Transformers x Monster Jam "Grim" a transforming version of the GRAVE DIGGER Monster truck that turns into a Grim-Reaper-esque robot.
Trump's clammy face falling as he fights back sobs when he hears the BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOs at a ballgame as soon as his clammy mug is on camera. The gif ends abruptly because they cut away as soon as they realized he was about to have a cry cry
The bottom/base portion of the Lego 1x2 "hinge brick", where the top studs are on a second piece that clips into the base and allows the top to swing down 90 degrees.
Dinobot Scorn, the unedited photo of the toy standing on a clear stand in a white lightbox.
Dirk the Daring from "Dragon's Lair"
Pepe the King Prawn from The Muppets.
Cyberworld Lockdown, a robot cowbooy in a top hat with a long-barreled six-shooter and a hook-hand who turns into a robo-wolf.
"The Last Knight" Scorn, a red robotic Spinosaurus with three rows of spiky "sails" who turns into a whip-armed robo-knight.
Item description from the seller The product is a set of 3 collector pins based on the Transformers: War For Cybertron series, featuring transforming designs. These pins likely feature characters or elements from the popular animated series, giving fans a unique and collectible item to showcase their love for the franchise. Perfect for enthusiasts of action figures and memorabilia, this set offers a fun and nostalgic addition to any collection.
Electromagnetic Soundwave, a white redeco of the "Activators" class Animated Soundwave toy, which was canceled.
Cleansweep, a solid-silver robot who turns into a solid-silver blaster
EarthSpark's Hashtag, a tall purple & gray female robot with boxy armor because she turns into...
Cyberworld Scourge, a kickass ghost pirate ship robot with glow in the dark sword, jolly-roger matrix in his chest, a sail that becomes an arm-mounted shield-cannon, and extra energon crystal chunks that become armor or handles for a "jetski" like mode in boat mode
Poochie from "The Simpsons"
Gilbert Gottfried on "Celebrity Cook-Off" making... peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. "At least I raised some awareness!"
G2 Drench, a green LeMans racer with a giant oversized yellow dual-barreled water cannon.
Photo of Kranix in spaceship mode by Toybox Soapbox, but with the dog from Duck Hunt superimposed over it.
A stack of goddamn Funko Pops of "Turtles of Graysjull" He-Man, found at closeout/discount retailer Ross. Yes, a Funko Pop of an action figure mashup of He-Man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
Screen cap from "Letterkenny" with the caption "Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood."
Onion from "Steven Universe" silently staring while "patting" his palm with a baseball bat.
A half-Autobot-symbol-half-Decepticon-symbol jumbo pretzel from Universal Studios Hollywood
A half-Autobot-symbol-half-Decepticon-symbol jumbo pretzel from Universal Studios Hollywood
A tall, VERY TALL, like 3 1/2 feet tall, box of cheap knockoffs of Legends-class Transformers toys. From top to bottom: A green & gray G1 Ultra Magnus based on the bigger Titanium Series toy A white & orange Cybertron Thundercracker with a gun on each arm(!) A gray and dark blue Cosmos A red & gray Brawn A light gray & blue Cyb Thunder, same mold as before A blue and yellow Cosmos, same mold as before
Gobu TC, a clear-purple robotic cobra who turns intoa twin-headed saw-toothed hand axe.
Starscream Boomerang TC, a clear-purple bot based on "Prime" Starscream who turns int oa boomerang... but you can also use him as a mini "flying wing" plane if you wanna. I'm not your dad. OR AM I?!
Bumblebee Sword MX, a clear-blue robot based on "Prime" Bumblebee who turns into a twin-bladed claw that really isn't held like a sword at all, more like a gun. There is an Arcee Blade (not in this update) who DOES turn into a sword, maybe they shoulda swapped last names.
Optimus Prime Blaster MX, a clear-blue tiny robot who looks like "Prime" Optimus Prime, but turning into a hand-held blaster instead of a truck.
Crack Stuntman (a white squarejawed cartoon man with a five-o-clock shadow, a blonde buzzcut and sunglasses, wearing green armyman fatigues, plus a sun visor and many gold chains for ridiculous "rapper" effect) from "Homestar Runner" in the "Important Rap Song" cartoon, when he says "And believe me, there IS a difference!"
Set of wooden stackable shoe racks from Ikea on a desk (next to a black tall & wide plastic 4-tier shoe rack mostly off-camera). Each shelf has a number of stacked clear plastic sorting trays full of Lego pieces
tonight's episode: YIKES