Mspreposterous

@mspreposterous.bsky.social

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Oh, you know. She/her.

An adult with a sunblock shirt over a bathing suit, sitting in a half tent that completely obscures the sunlight. I may as well be in a tomb!
1998 telefile instructions for filing taxes
Hooray for you and everyone else getting their SSRIs back! Yes, they need it I need to dissociate soon Understandably! Travel can be stressful enough, but traveling with a group? I'm over here with AirPods in. Don't look at me; don't perceive me.
'Did you know that bananas are the fourth-most consumed food-stuff on planet earth?”
Is Henry Kissinger Dead Yet? YES
A white man wearing a gray sweatshirt, unnecessary blue sweatband, and glasses next to a white woman wearing a white collared shirt, patterned sweater, and furrowed eyebrows
Cloud cover but along the horizon, there are vivid pink and yellow stripes about 10 minutes before the sun rises. The ocean reflects the clouds and there are lots of rocks and seaweed along the shore.
An otter’s head in the middle of a lake
Maine BMYGST license plate
A Ronald McDonald doll (red hair, white face, yellow jumpsuit with red and white stripes on the sleeves, red shoes) with and absolutely terrifying grin
Hazy sky and an eerily red sun
License plate RNGESUS
Sun in the sky behind pine trees; a fallen tree in the foreground. The ocean and the sky are almost the same color in the background
Lots of trees, a sliver of ocean, and a bright blue sky with white puffy clouds
Patricia from Widow’s Bay in full panic, hands touching the antlers on her head, saying “you had your QUALMS?!” incredulously
Did something specific in the room wake you up so early?
Well, then there's just plain stupid. Imagine if you wouldn't go to the doctor for something?! She'd be up your ass sideways.
Woman wearing deer antlers and a fox head pelt
Evens & Oddities storefront
A game cover that says TEETH with a happy looking tooth with hands
How much would you like to pay?
Oh, I understand that bullshit well. My father is pissed that my mother has Alzheimer's. And does things like get mad she repeats herself and loses things VERY RUDE OF HER NOT TO CONSIDER HIS COMFORT
Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming doctor: the good news is you're dying me: how is that good news?? doctor: i don't like you 3:12 PM • 7/5/19 • Twitter for iPhone
Red - no idea how I took this???
My car’s temperature of 109 degrees
The book How to Abandon Ship on display
Attending another zoning meeting; pray for me I'm going to be on tv so I'm trying to make my face blank Working on a fugue state vibe
A massive donut with toasted coconut and chocolate drizzle is on a white paper napkin
A recognizable former Friendly’s restaurant that is now a Mexican restaurant
Mist rolling in, making the sky look very cloudy
Two Jabba the Hutt LEGO characters lazing about
A clown (inherently creepy) and a beaming man standing next to him
3 women in overalls, loving life
When I became famous, you'll definitely get concert tickets. Love,
A duck holding a cleaver next to a laptop; the words “I hope this email finds you before I do” express the duck’s feelings
HEAVY sticker on a box
5:26AM Last night was a struggle
KEEP HONKING! I ALSO am a GOOSE who is PRETENDING to be HUMAN. fear not COMRADE our DAY will COME
Red bag with white lettering that reads Now is a good time to lower your expectations.
Michelangelo and Donatello Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle stuffed animals grimacing and sitting on a striped couch
A jaded woman in a hoodie says, “Guess I’ll go fuck myself”
I have enough friends but I don't need treacherous bitches In my life That's what I'm saying.
THERE ARE TIMES WHEN LIFE IS PURE SHIT! Snoopy looking happy on a redshirt underneath those words
White peony against dark green leaves
Ben Affleck looking aggrieved
Today 4:12 PM Where are you??? Delivered Your mom's. You should see the line!
I cannot sign into this fucking laptop and I want to throw it out the window do you have any tips Throw it out the window and buy a new a Mac you’re welcome for the tip
A pink peony surrounded by green leaves
BUSINESS INSIDER She won a religious exemption from using Al at work. The Pope's remarks could fuel similar appeals.
IM NOT GOING TO YOUR EVENT IF THE FLYER IS AI
It is revolting Already 82 in my room XXX was like "my room hasn't gotten above 77 all year" ok cool mine has Maybe the mold from his overflowing toilet keeps it cooler LMFAOOO I cracked myself up on that one he's genuinely insane I love it when people feel the need to point out that they aren't suffering when others are
A heart shaped donut with a hole in it and red liquid; this was gem was “Shot through the heart” in Cleveland ❤️
A woman has her arms crossed and is saying “You told me to be supportive!”
History's playbook for taming the beast of infla... Throughline Plus > C 47m V Played Today Gas. Meat. Flights. Houses. The cost of living is up. Inflation is rearing its head again. And as it rises higher, inflation risks devastating economies and draining savings accounts. So what can be done about it? This week, we explore the history of inflation in the U.S., how the government has responded, and who pays the price. This episode originally aired in 2022.
Did you hear the meteor everyone is talking about? I heard nothing! Nothing I like to think it's from working with children for so long. Unless I see someone stabbing someone in front of me, nothing registers
I will never understand how the fuck you got your job. Stephen Root contemptuously asking the universe
Thank you for listening to my complaints so I don't threaten to chase him with a hammer ... again Mom A good hammering is warranted.
ALLISON BROOK Dewey Decimated A HAUNTED LIBRARY MYSTER Dewey Decimated "All my favorite cozy things." -Diane A. S. Stuckart, New York Times bestselling author Allison Brook Author of Death on the Shelf
Du Nk In’ Drive thru
Over final 6 miles You passed 111 runners And 2 passed you