MSSalleForth

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Stuff I do: Edit, write, excitedly auntie. Vegetables. Whole grains. Je suis. Je lis. Always planning for better. Slow to music. Trains, not planes. I am from Mississippi, USA, ffs.

Pearl River Flow @pearlriverflow: Wait just a fuckin' second dude's FIRST NAME is "Markwayne?" Fuck this. ——— Ashton Pittman @ashtonpittman: New DHS secretary … @Marisa K...11/17/2023: what fresh hell [screenshot of article title and byline as follows] Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel Michael Luciano Nov 17th, 2023, 4:12 pm
From a cdc.gov webpage about cost and requirements to get a replacement birth certificate for anyone born in Mississippi: Event: Birth Cost of copy: $17.00 Address: Vital Records State Department of Health P.O. Box 1700 Jackson, MS 39215-1700 Remarks: State office has records since 1912. Additional copies of same record ordered at same time are $6.00 each. Personal check, bank or postal money order or bank cashier's check are accepted and should be made payable to Mississippi State Department of Health. A copy of a valid photo ID for the applicant is required. To verify current fees, the telephone number is (601) 206-8200. A recorded message may be reached on (601) 206-8200. Information on how to obtain certified copies is also available via the Mississippi State Department of Health website.
Screenshot of an excerpt from the linked article (auto-translated into English from German): “The Crowd Counting Consortium based at Harvard University, for example, led by political scientist Erica Chenoweth, counted more than 10,000 organized street protests and demonstrations by the end of 2025 - more than twice as many as in 2017. Among them were nationwide mass protests such as in April under the slogan "Hands Off" against the destruction of state administration operated by Elon Musk or the so-called "No Kings" protests in June and October - the latter with around seven million participants even probably the largest protest event in recent US history. Characteristic for the social resistance, however, were above all the thousands of small and medium-sized protests taking place below the radar of public attention: Compared to Trump's first term, they were geographically much more widespread and also reached out in republican-dominated rural areas.”
A digital invitation to an open mic night that starts at 7pm at The Station (pizza joint) in Jackson, MS. The “memevitation” is Drew Carry sitting at the Whose Line Is It Anyway? desk, introducing the show. Text above him says, “Happy Birthday to Me! (Jokes for everyone else.)” Text below says, “Welcome to December, where [REDACTED] is made up and the birthdays don’t matter.”
Xenomorph popping out of an Operation game while Ripley comes in with the loader tweezers
On an iPhone, go to Settings > Search and click the Search Engine option to change the default engine to Duck Duck Go if you need a VPN service.
For the visually inspired: A gif from Broad City. Abbi and Iliana are using their middle fingers to make themselves smile at a man after he told them to smile. For the reading-comprehension challenged OP: Go fuck yourself, shitdick.
12/2/08 get your war on 81 - #1 Clip Art comic strip. First panel is a man in a shirt and tie sitting in front of a computer and talking on a desk phone, saying, “So it's official: We entered a recession last December.” Second panel: Another man in a shirt and tie standing up and talking on a phone, saying, “Dammit, and by the time we realized it, Alan Greenspan was laughing at us from his mansion on the moon!” Third panel: The first man replying, “Isn't it weird that when George W. Bush leaves office, he'll still be rich? That makes me think God takes a lot of naps.”
Horrible white men and one horrible white woman in suits seated around a table and looking at Elon Musk who is standing and talking. Trumpty Dumpty is the only one not paying attention; he’s looking at his crotch.
Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lector standing over a wooden cutting board and cutting meat with a fine piece of cutlery in Hannibal’s beautiful kitchen. A cartoon quote bubble is coming from his mouth and opening to the skeet below this one, which is from a guy who likes to cook and reads: Cutlery excites me.
Thousands of people crowding around a parade in a street that looks like Chicago. In the forefront, behind a line of horn and tuba players, is a float with women wearing lederhosen and dancing around a man wearing jeans, a white t-shirt, and a leopard print vest. He is singing into a microphone, probably a Beatles’ cover of “Twist and Shout.” It is definitely a photo smuggled from Hell, perhaps by a demigod or cursed woman, and not a scene from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.
Jack, Chrissie, and Janet from Three’s Company. Jack is wearing a box and a goofy grin while the two women look on in amusement.
Screenshot of a skeet by @philjamesson: “what the fuck was that just now on my roof” above a skeet from @possumeveryhour which is a photo of a possum on a black shingled roof.
All-black Richard Cat sitting up straight and looking into the distance with his yellow eyes. Behind him is bookshelves and a TV lighting the room.
“Get Your War On” 8/26/2004 clip art comic. Frame 1/3 is a Black man in a shirt and tie, on the phone, and sitting in front of a computer. He says: I’m scared. I think Bush is going to win the election. Damnit. Frame 2/3 is a white man in a shirt and striped tie, on the phone saying: Look on the bright side—if George W. Bush wins the election, it just proves that no one can be held responsible for anything. Not even the president. Frame 3/3 is the Black man saying: I just want to see him be held responsible for one thing. I’d settle for a candy wrapper dropped on the White House lawn at this point. Just to let me know it’s still possible. http://www.mnftiu.cc/2004/08/26/war39-5/