Steve Horton 🚀 The Comic Book Story of Space Exploration

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Writer of comics (Comic Book Story of Space Exploration coming 2029, NYT bestselling BOWIE, and a secret 3rd thing), short stories, and film essays. Launch Pad Astronomy Workshop alumni. Rep'd by Markus Hoffmann. Codexian. stevehorton.neocities.org

Puma Man he flies like a moron
BOWIE!
Rock formations in Wyoming
Patrick Stewart
My grandmother had a saying: "And Magda Goebbels made a great strudel." For years I didn't understand it, until my mother explained that some glossy magazine once ran a puff piece on Magda Goebbels - Hitler's propaganda queen - complete with her strudel recipe. My grandmother, who despised the Nazis with every ounce of her soul, used it as shorthand for the way media will sanitize evil by focusing on something trivial, domestic, or charming while ignoring the atrocities staring us in the face.
I SAID SHE WAS FUCKING GOOFY!
every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk" 5:52 AM • 12/18/21 • Twitter for Android
A momentous event?
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THAT HORRIBLE TIME OF YEAR WHEN BASEBALL IS THE ONLY SPORT ON TV
A steam deck!
شوية The citizens of Gotham City see The Penguin as he really is.
THERE ARE NO GOOD WHITE BASKETBALL PLAYERS, MY -FRIEND.
No more bishops
Cohen is a Ghost @skullmandible.bsky.social ps5: you didn't shut me down right again:/ I'm not mad I'm just disappointed. would you like to refer to the ps5 manual for proper shutdown procedures? me: shut the fuck up. you are a toy. i will throw you off a bridge if i take a mind to July 6, 2023 at 9:47 AM i Everybody can reply
10 years ago D Steve Horton Jun 29, 2016 • 8 Predatory "creator-shared" or "shared copyright" or "co-owned" contracts in comics? Just say no.
My results show that I am most like Zohran Mamdani.
Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes It's a five minute walk from my house to the pub. It's a 35 minute walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
Dad Jokes @dadhasjokes I asked my cat what's two minus two? He said nothing. 2:30 am • 18 Jun 2020 • Twitter for iPhone
When does a dad joke become a dad joke? : When it becomes apparent. why did the coffee file a pdice report? : It got mugged! How do you find will Smith in the Snow? : Yur follwthe fresh Prints!
Jon @ArfMeasures CYCLOPS: How do u spell Hawaii? WIFE: well.u need 2 i's CYCLOPS [puts pen down] my life is just a joke to u isn't it Linda 31/10/17, 1:13 am
When we were checking into the hotel, I ran up to the front desk ahead of my wife and kids and said 'I hope the porn in the room is disabled " He looked at me in disgust and said "it's just regular porn you sick fuck."
Whenever I meet a lumberjack: I know what it is you saw
Jerry Davich • Follow 2d • S With such bitterly cold temps back in the region, I'm glad found a pair of long-johns.
Thomas Jane in THE MIST
He needs those parts for his space ship. He's going to otter space
john @mrjohndarby me: can I give your dog a pet? him: sure me: *places slightly smaller dog next to his* dog: thanks
Tamara. Madam, I must say you are most resplendent. Might I have the pleasure of knowing your name? Then I shall wait.
I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable. One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
Joe don: hot merging action
Indiana Pacers
We've gotta get out of this stench!
Dillon you son of a bitch
It’s a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
TV’s Frank had too much Killer Shrew.
Give me ape tit for $200
Patrick Stewart as King Richard
Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes
Oh man, this doin numbers
Introduction Of Giancarlo Esposito Suggests Main Character Now Totally Fucked 11/27/20 8:00AM
Mickey from Screamimg Skull
An anteater, maybe. Whoa, huge slam on anteaters, out of nowhere
I’m with it. I’m hip
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Watch out for snakes, stim-low
Train going into the station
Trump's plastic, mask-like face
Winner - Nebula Award for Best Comic MARY SHELLEY'S THE KILLING STONE Mary Shelley's School for Monsters: The Killing Stone JESSICA MAISON ART AND COVERS BY ANNA WIESZCZYK LETTERS BY JOEL RODRIGUEZ SFWA Powered by Zoom crowne ohare
Weird Hulk
Strongarm by Horton and Ahn
Snow Patrol - The Fireside Sessions
Taft in tears as he lauds Major butt
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He'd never killed that big of a puppet before.
Princess, I've seen the way you look at me. You're not that straight
Eddy Crane from The Beatniks
Labyrinth 40th anniversary screening
Open box model Legion Go
It insists upon itself
My friends are all outside