Dr Judge - MAKE GK NOBLE!

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I'm the 'MAKE GOBLIN KING NOBLE' person. Decertified MTG L2 he/him Co-Host of JudgeCast: https://judgecast.com/

SpongeBob in handcuffs that can't hold him. Caption is WotC, holding onto the belief that Goblin King isn't noble.
Magic The Gathering card The Great Goblin.
Leeloo Dallas Multipass is pictured. A short haired tan color mixed breed. She is fast. She is fierce. She is a cuddler.
A scientist in a labcoat is pictured. The phrase, One of the many people exploring ways to make Goblin King noble is above their head.
A chonker of a raccoon caught on film in a funny pose at a less that flattering angle has been dubbed Jimothy after a sighting in the Seattle area. He says: make Goblin King noble.
Praying Sonic the Hedgehog is saying just once give me Noble errata.
Poor Nyan Cat (WotC) is happily flying across the sky, unaware that I'm going to ask why Goblin King isn't noble yet. Oh, I should mention I'm some kind of black waffle bodied cat about to pounce.
2 panel thing where a lady says she doesn't need religion or a god to give her life meaning, because Goblin King gives it meaning.
Paul Revere's Ride, reimagined with hi. Saying Goblin King is Noble!
Person holds 2 clear plastic CDs, one has what looks like a star chart imprinted. The clear one is a random song. The fancy, pretty one is a song about Goblin King being noble.
Magic The Gathering card Impact Tremors, with alt art by Matteo Marjoram. Art is at a dutch angle looking up at a stylized tower that appears to be exploding or having some structural issue.
WotC is some weird werewolf looking thing and I'm a dog protecting a flock in this painting. Don't know how to describe it better than that. Oh, and I'm protecting the flock by asking about Goblin King.
Borg Queen, Perfection Manifest {4}{B}{B} Legendary Artifact Creature — Borg Noble Artifact creatures you control get +2/+0. When Borg Queen enters, assimilate target creature card from an opponent’s graveyard. (Put it onto the battlefield under your control with a +1/+1 counter. It’s a Borg artifact creature and loses all other creature types.) “I am the beginning, the end, the one who is many. I am the Borg.”
Picture (painting?) of a pyramid in the desert with people working below. Text is: How tf did they build this without any noble Goblin Kings?
Monkey looks quizzical/reflective as they contemplate the eternal question. What if they made Goblin King noble?
GOBLIN KING IS A NOBLE!
Achievement title is GOBLIN KING IS A NOBLE.
Woody (WotC) is hiding from a scary person - me, asking about Goblin King.
Weird stats about a goblin game.
Still from Weapon of a child running across a street at night backlight. It's me on my way to the house where they have a noble Goblin King.
Painting of Karl Marx??? standing and giving a speech to a crowd. Mr Marx is saying 'Y'all deserve a noble Goblin King. The crowd is 'Goblin fans, everywhere' I don't know where Mr Marx picked up a southern accent.
One soccer player in Norway's NT kit chases down another player on the pitch that has the ball. The player with the ball is WotC. I am chasing them down by asking about Goblin King. Again.
Two people at top a tower with a flag advertising a universal truth. Goblin King is noble!
An altered Goblin King with a cool sash that reads 'Noble'. There are some dope cards artfully made by Beyond the Machina arranged behind him.
3d rendering of some weird clown character that might be named Jax or talking to Jax. It's supposed to be me. It's saying: WotC, I know we don't get along but Goblin King is noble.
WotC as a happy robot, until they realize I am posting about Goblin King again and starts sweating.
B/w cartoon of a person smirking and holding a sign that says 'The Incorrect numbers'. The person is 'WotCs Nobility exclusions' and the caption is the numbers don't lie.
Me stealing a meme by some lovely people to talk about why Goblin King should be noble. Art is some weird turn of the 19th century stuff.
Fankie is crying. He is me. MFW Goblin King is noble.
Changing mindset graphic where all negative thoughts are changed to Goblin King is noble.
Video game art for Lemmings. Features a giant cartoon lemming with green hair.
2 panel comic where conspiracy theorist smoking man in the shadows who doesn't believe Goblin King is noble is revealed to be Smithers from the Simpsons, aka WotC.
3 fingers of bourbon in a glass.
New rules 700.16 explains what is worthy in Magic rules. Art on the card shows a heavy hammer.
The long day factory - WotC employee is hoping they have a nice day, 5 seconds before I ask about Goblin King again.
Lady basketball player points at another player. I'm saying Goblin King is noble and my few fans are pointing and looking at me in agreement.
Someone amazing is holding a blank Magic Card with someone else amazing seated in the background. The card says Goblin King is Noble.
2 panel movie still of Bowser showing art that states Goblin King is Noble. Mario (WotC) thinks it is trash. The amazing Luigi (me) says he likes it.
Bruce Banner looking back as explosions happen in the background and says, "That's my secret Cap, I'm always in Goblin Mode."
Homer Simpson looks upon the earth like Galactus and says You should have made Goblin King noble. It funny. He might eat the earth like a tasty donut.
Screenshot of the achievement earned you may want to consider other hobbies.
Screenshot of achievements.
A painting of a mid 1800's(?) courting along a lane with a fence. The man is asking biceps or abs? The lady states that she cares not for such frippery, but wants to know the gentleman's position on making Goblin King noble. She is obviously a woman of some refinement.
Magic The Gathering card Krenko, Mob Boss. Art is of a single, happy goblin with a large toothpick.
A hand of Magic Cards held by ... A left hand.
Responses. One says be more relevant and tags the original source. The other suggests that tags help. Hehe
3d animated jester performing in front of a queen. The queen is WotC. The jester is me, asking about Goblin King again. I LOOK GOOD.
Text messages that starts with 'me' posting a drawing of a jail with someone in it, 2 people in love and a house. The two people are happy. The conversation reveals that, and the fact that the person in jail is 'people who deny Goblin King is noble'. Ha. Ha.
Two 'grey' aliens clasping hands and heads bowed in a field of grain. Text reads one day we will know peace, one day, Goblin King will be noble.
A bunch of colored bars and numbers in a progressive build to culling... WTF? GOBLINS?? Who is responsible for this? I want to talk to the manager!!
Both of them are now pointing behind them to another phrase, 'Goblin King is Noble, You Git!!'
Alan points at another profound phrase, 'Made you Look, Goblin King is noble!!'
Scoop points at a bunch of words on the background. They are profound. They are serious. They are important. They say, 'Goblin King is Noble, DANG IT!!'
2 panel MS Paint comic CIA Agents comparing them in 1964 and messing with Castro and today with them using computers to spread unrest by pointing out THE FACT that Goblin King is noble.
Goblin King T-shirt in the same branding as Burger King.
Lady looks pretty sad/disappointed. Text is 'Someone is disappointed that Goblin King isn't noble yet.' She's right you know.
Text message. Reads: I am determined to make the last 8 minutes of my day here perfect. I'm starting that by spending 7 minutes in the bathroom.
Pixel art in game image of Godzilla among intact buildings. A woman in a boxed frame below comments, Town won't recognize nobility of Goblin King. Godzilla destroys it.' Good on you, Mr Lizard
Never forget what we are fighting for is the caption. Military grunt looks inside helmet and finds what they are fighting for. Goblin King is noble is in the hat.
Four panel comic of a person running away from another person after things get hot'n heavy but they read a sign that says Goblin King is noble. Seriously, it should be a turn on, not a turn off. They are better off alone.